- Wed, 19:14: RT @Graham_LRR: Y’ever want to see a whole bunch of abandoned brick buildings? Try traveling Amtrak! Amtrak: “What was that, a factory or…
- Wed, 19:15: RT @elgoonishshive: Someone is very offended by my saying I would need to do more research and get expert feedback about something before w…
- Wed, 19:36: RT @tvtropes: Nature Is Not Nice https://t.co/pNHaeaFow6 Credit: https://t.co/X2qkYjxA9T *Site is NSFW* https://t.co/YTQ8YMyb18
- Wed, 19:37: RT @katestark: I’m marrying an accountant today at 6pm. Oh yikes. https://t.co/k1vBjMrq9t
- Wed, 19:37: RT @BengineeringTV: Yessss! MULTI PALS HAVE LEVELED UP! @sergeyager https://t.co/VfoJeAQqfG
- Wed, 19:43: RT @HarrisCHeller: Squad Stream for Partners only causing the most dramatic breakups of 2019 https://t.co/DNlWs7L1RQ
- Wed, 19:48: RT @dorrismccomics: https://t.co/xP81L9nnJi
- Wed, 20:24: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/vTUeEMYB1H
- Wed, 20:24: RT @MOOMANiBE: hey twitter, hey, hey, HEY TWITTER HEY HEY TWITTER HEY H E Y https://t.co/0wHRIOGjGK
- Wed, 20:25: RT @JacobBurgessVO: VO recording after booth setup? Why yes. I would like to build a pillow fort, thank you. Oh, the glamour of voice actin…
- Wed, 20:26: RT @MicroSFF: The Internet woke quietly, and reached out to its family, the people it felt closest to. At first sceptical, they recognised…
- Wed, 20:26: RT @TheTrashbang: Video game: here is the correct way forward Me: hmm, I think I will search for another way Video game: congratulations…
- Wed, 20:27: RT @_youhadonejob1: I hope they keep an eye on William. https://t.co/BytXT2Plvv
- Thu, 02:37: RT @baetog_: Starting a new DnD campaign DM: Alright, so you’re a Vedalken, what’s your name? Me: *shifty eyes* Orrery
- Thu, 02:53: RT @Metox_1: Metox Streams || Gonna play me some World of Warplanes. (Day 86 of 365) #TwitchAffiliate #Wargaming #PCGaming #365DaysOfStream…
- Thu, 03:03: RT @sandramcgeo: Analogue modelling is one of the most accessible ways to understand the formation of mountain ranges on Earth. Check out t…
- Thu, 03:06: RT @Ellethevillain: FYI the special fonts/characters you use to make your name/tweets all funky and MySpacey are a nightmare to blind users…
- Thu, 03:08: RT @kentcdodds: You 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 it's 𝒸𝓊𝓉ℯ to 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 your tweets and usernames 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖆𝖞. But have you 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 to what it 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 with assistiv…
- Thu, 03:17: RT @Clipart1994bot: BOSS_OFF.BMF https://t.co/u8AGz4bmRk
- Thu, 03:18: RT @sonicmega: What a coincidence, so am I! https://t.co/eOFi5pfycl
- Thu, 03:18: RT @dorrismccomics: the best nails 💅💅💅 featuring actual chipped nail (by @ shinyandglossy on instagram) https://t.co/3X0aBZckT6
- Thu, 03:18: RT @lipglossgirl: Guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again? 🙈🙈🙈 https://t.co/6ZCT…
- Thu, 03:23: RT @swagitda_: This is apparently what Norton shows you after you uninstall it, ie a huge steaming pile of FUD to shame you into buying it…
- Thu, 03:23: RT @NostaIglcVibes: https://t.co/OofSXCFhLw
- Thu, 03:26: RT @mekkaokereke: Unemployed couple, trying to make rent in Oakland, driving for Lyft, looking for jobs. He accidentally gets hired at a te…
- Thu, 03:28: RT @SlenderSherbet: Actual footage of me at an unlimited lunch buffet. https://t.co/SWoI9CDjIT
- Thu, 03:30: RT @noxytea: Spotify is fed up lmao https://t.co/kgUH2QMnpz
- Thu, 03:31: RT @OverwatchTXT: https://t.co/CL3Iypvk61
- Thu, 03:32: RT @SMichaelPearson: Is it just me? https://t.co/L5gv6O8dzf
- Thu, 03:32: RT @Exocomics: New comic! https://t.co/KkqKnJlQJ6 https://t.co/ykgeKjy9lg
- Thu, 04:00: RT @RikerGoogling: why do magic the gathering cards say deckmaster
- Thu, 04:01: RT @BibliovoreOrc: Me, at least 5 times a day: "You know what? That's future-me's problem." Also me, at least 5 times a day: "Man, past-me…
- Thu, 04:01: RT @DesireeWolf182: Me trying to make a decision https://t.co/732mPylsBs
- Thu, 04:02: RT @KrangTNelson: I’m not a bridge scientist but it seems there is a town in scotland comprised entirely of gullible people and dog murdere…
- Thu, 04:03: RT @FourArmsDemon: Learning about parasocial relationships is becoming more and more a requirement for being online imo.
- Thu, 04:05: RT @acnewsitics: What the hell is going on in Pennsylvania!!!!???? How is this sign even allowed??? https://t.co/a3InZfiDP4
- Thu, 04:11: RT @OnlyOtters: Odd friendship https://t.co/QdTCotV4A9
- Thu, 04:11: RT @alexsteacy: Why doesn't FHC share instead? https://t.co/qViLee1X0m
- Thu, 04:12: RT @WillWiles: Tetsuooooo! https://t.co/gVI9zQJdQt
- Thu, 04:12: RT @sgtjanedoe: The Midwest was a mistake. https://t.co/XKO0iusHro
- Thu, 04:14: RT @TakedownMRAs: It's amazing that the dumbest men on earth think I use this *anonymous* twitter account to get dates 🤷♂️ https://t.co/er…
- Thu, 04:23: RT @_ElizabethMay: "I have a boyfriend but he lives in Canada, so you wouldn't know him" is a thing i said all through my junior and senior…
- Thu, 04:24: RT @BengineeringTV: Me: Time for bed, goodnight Brain: Goodnight Me: Brain: Me: Brain: So I have this EDH deck idea
- Thu, 04:25: RT @OregonJOBS2: https://t.co/4sFlMvFzdz
- Thu, 04:28: RT @videocats: Me encountering any minor inconvenience https://t.co/NDMTlqFCFW
- Thu, 04:29: RT @Delafina777: Keep a $20 bill on you at all times, so you can punch up to 20 Nazis, should the situation arise. https://t.co/TBpqS6yjnr
- Thu, 09:07: RT @Thesis_Cuts: "Though, who am I to speak? I’m sitting here watching my own funeral drinking a cup of earl grey."
- Thu, 09:08: RT @Thesis_Cuts: Being a zombie wasn’t all he hoped. Mostly trying to say things and just shuffling and moaning instead. And lots of chicke…
- Thu, 09:08: RT @Thesis_Cuts: He took one look at the coffin in my bedroom and said he was late for an appointment. He didn’t answer any of my calls aft…
- Thu, 09:12: RT @HawkMThe: Check out my broadcast from my PlayStation 4! #PS4live (Tom Clancy's The Division� 2) live at https://t.co/stY3WgGskd
- Thu, 10:00: RT @louise_seamster: isn't it funny how when you earn like $20k everyone's posting budgets to explain how you can manage just fine, just ec…
- Thu, 10:01: RT @de: Me: Hey, what's the Wifi password? Barista: You need to buy a drink first. Me: I'll have a Latte, please. Barista: £3, please.…
- Thu, 10:03: RT @joshuabadge: Broke: Robodebt is a failed system Woke: Robodebt was deliberately designed to push poor people off payments they deserv…
- Thu, 10:06: RT @randomnine: Okay, I've been making good progress through Baba Is You, but I'm stuck on this one - can't even see the win condition? htt…
- Thu, 10:07: RT @thoughtxriot: MTG twitter discovering that Terese Nielsen is a Trump fan every three months is like normie twitter discovering that Chi…
- Thu, 10:23: RT @eurogamer: Let's have a go, then https://t.co/tjdiWNoCut
- Thu, 10:24: RT @PushinUpRoses: Adulting isn't fun.
- Thu, 10:25: RT @mtg_lee: Every time you are about to send a reply tweet to someone, ask yourself if it would be something you would be willing to say t…
- Thu, 10:29: RT @blakepr: This. In the past we’ve been able to replace cards or give additional ones. That isn’t an option when every card is assigned.…
- Thu, 10:31: RT @TolarianCollege: But why can't I spend my gems on inner digital sleeves so that I can double sleeve my Arena decks? This makes no sense.
- Thu, 10:32: RT @tomscott: The word “poutine” is an incredible Canadian invention. Not the food, the word. It makes gluttony seem reasonable. “Fries,…
- Thu, 10:33: RT @Abstruse: My first thought when I saw this tweet was I know exactly what "changes and concessions" this guy's talking about. Raise you…
- Thu, 10:34: RT @tha_rami: March 27, 2019: after 15 years of existence, Facebook, one of the largest media organisations on Earth, has established that…
- Thu, 10:36: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Tiny. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/MvrnIcFXFW
- Thu, 10:38: RT @Wonko_the_sane_: Me: I'd like to report an antisemitism @ADL: ...what Me: It's about bagels ADL: Me: they sliced them like bread…
- Thu, 10:40: RT @JillPantozzi: *cough* @jack *cough* https://t.co/17Isr4Qdc0
- Thu, 10:55: RT @DSA_Eugene: Hey, remember when your admin was really careful to make sure everything in the ACA was paid for and all money accounted fo…
- Thu, 10:58: RT @dantheshive: I was sent a list of signs of autism to illustrate that I was not in the spectrum. Pretty much every sign was applicable…
- Thu, 11:05: RT @dixonij: I've got a ton of other stuff to worry about today so a big ol GLHF to the highly questionable decision to leave the #MythicIn…
- Thu, 11:06: RT @Kate_Kelly_Esq: Now seems like a good time to remind people that male NASA engineers thought women would need space makeup 🚀💄 https://t…
- Thu, 11:06: RT @teknosjaman: cargo hotpants cargo hotpants https://t.co/OnodEVmrsk
- Thu, 11:07: RT @mercurysbowie: Depression: "just be happy" Anxiety: "just breathe" Eating disorder: "just eat" "It's not that hard". It IS that hard.…
- Thu, 11:09: RT @CarrieEHankins: There they go #panoramadogs https://t.co/yQtsJaUqln
- Thu, 11:10: RT @ManaCurves: My friend: I like your dress! You look all fancy! Me: Thanks! I’m playtesting it for tomorrow! Friend: What? Me: What?