My tweets

Thu, 12:23: RT @GUIDuckTV: The last two days of the last sprint before a milestone (this is my local—origin is very neat and tidy, but I am a disgustin…
Thu, 12:24: RT @foxmar320: To all bill collectors and or telemarketers. The word "fiduciary" means Im legally allowed to talk to you about my moms fin…
Thu, 12:25: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Shredder. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/qfjZ7AJjMI
Thu, 12:25: RT @Stabbytabbycat: Insulin Molecular structure. This is what keeps me alive. This is what is too expensive for some Type 1 Diabetics to af…
Thu, 12:26: RT @Toste_Group: NMR spectrometer is having an existential crisis https://t.co/3Zmioww9RK
Thu, 12:32: RT @jchndeac: endgame poster is being HAND-PAINTED in melbourne https://t.co/RyrnHQdgY4
Thu, 12:36: RT @PlayParanoia: Troubleshooter, welcome to Alpha Complex. Friend Computer has granted you with a Red clearance. You now have the correct…
Thu, 12:39: RT @Mickey_McCauley: 1992: There are 8 websites. they do nothing 1999: There are 5 million websites dedicated to every conceivable interes…
Thu, 12:39: RT @Viking_Sec: If you can't trust your spouse, surveillance is not the answer. If you can't trust your employees, surveillance is not the…
Thu, 12:40: RT @dominickevans: Disabled is not a bad word. Disabled is not a negative word. Disabled is not a harmful word. Disabled is a descriptor of…

Thu, 12:40: RT @LuxAlptraum: The thing about Biden, which is the thing about a lot of men, is that he’s not a “predator” in the sense that he’s malicio…
Thu, 12:42: RT @SamSykesSwears: how the fuck are you gonna look at Dry, Dry Desert in Mario 64 and tell me that Mario isn't a real game you don't carry…
Thu, 12:43: RT @dduane: ...WUT. https://t.co/JBkajjIniw
Thu, 13:07: @Graham_LRR @WakeUpSuper Wait what? Is this for real? https://t.co/TRlRa7OU5s
Thu, 13:08: RT @loadingreadyrun: Haven't talked much about our community Discord in a while. If you're looking for a active, welcoming and extremely we…
Thu, 13:08: RT @loadingreadyrun: It's a bonus stream with Adam. That should be pretty neat. Time for Spheda, baby. https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ
Thu, 13:14: RT @legobutts: I NEED THE SCISSORS TO OPEN THE SCISSORS. FAAACK https://t.co/20tBoBtRZD
Thu, 13:14: RT @SaffronOlive: Some Weirds. #MTGWAR https://t.co/PpXdsHEXKW
Thu, 13:16: RT @thistallawkgirl: Whatever you think of Herman Cain, he's still the guy whose default tax plan saved Sim City’s economy after the Godzil…
Thu, 13:16: RT @BotEquippedWith: GET EQUIPPED WITH INVINCIBLE FOREVER https://t.co/smWF6FndbJ

Thu, 14:45: @elgoonishshive https://t.co/qOLIOuFQeT I think Jengisha and Sam might be a bit of kindred spirits when it comes to pockets. :-D
Thu, 15:02: @koizom https://t.co/6zf8OGty6m Here's the story I told you about regarding importing soda. The phrase "black marke… https://t.co/eDtm21vJKq
Thu, 15:03: RT @NASAInSight: Remember when I was eclipse-watching a couple weeks ago? @MarsCuriosity has seen the #Martian moons too! Plus, with her so…
Thu, 15:03: RT @BengineeringTV: Just another day at @loadingreadyrun https://t.co/xZW5M6sipu
Thu, 15:03: RT @Babylonian: jeez, YouTube, that's harsh https://t.co/jq26VbFsmt
Thu, 15:16: Just had watermelon Crush for the first time and I enjoy it! It tastes like Watermelon Jolly Ranchers! :-D https://t.co/yG0KEzjbMq
Thu, 15:19: RT @nathanwpyle: more panels https://t.co/ofytUaxyx3
Thu, 15:52: RT @Em_TeeGee: Me: okay, I'm gonna cast this spell, and destroy your Lili James Potter: https://t.co/lSWDNk9Z7I
Thu, 16:06: RT @GavinVerhey: A popular question! If you use the -1 as Samut's last loyalty, then she goes away and all your creatures lose haste. It wo…
Thu, 16:13: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Okay hear me out, but I got an idea for a new Easter-Themed Beej Eats The Whole Thing... https://t.co/LmeNLOhg6B

Thu, 16:19: RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: This pregnant cat getting an ultrasound might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭 https://t.co/AFUA9vUDdA
Thu, 16:21: RT @Magnethic_flux: when u try & pretend to be ok but then someone asks u if u're okay—strange planet version: (credits: @nathanwpyle) htt…
Thu, 16:21: RT @CubeApril: The flavor text combo I was waiting for! (🎨: @kilart74, @JamesPaick) https://t.co/nK7eX1q6au
Thu, 16:26: RT @ErynnBrook: I’m waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying to distract myself a little bit so I’d like to tell you a story about so…
Thu, 16:32: RT @ErynnBrook: Accommodation is the bare minimum. If I sat with her until my stop and then left, that’s what accommodation looks like. I…
Thu, 17:16: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/JTZBpbiVZj
Thu, 18:46: @sergeyager Here's the video of the rapping auctioneers I told you about: https://t.co/B2wYAPM0HX
Thu, 18:47: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Artists. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/yIdpSvnGBz
Thu, 18:48: RT @gIitering: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ don’t ever leave the house but sti…
Thu, 21:37: RT @MikeOkuda: What are Russian trolls? How do they operate? https://t.co/nXvOJAetas

Thu, 21:37: RT @swear_trek: Report, Mister Worf https://t.co/SxqvPZ6o75
Thu, 21:37: RT @MicroSFF: The message played from every radio, in the local language: "Greetings, beings of Earth. We come in peace, as representatives…
Thu, 21:37: RT @computerfact: talk to your doctor and see if computers are right for you
Thu, 21:47: RT @timmaughan: The fact that Amazon had to make a separate version of Alexa that secures your personal data for healthcare use should be a…
Thu, 21:49: RT @marinaomi: check it out. out of the 856,600 people that this facebook post has reached so far, only 14 people looked at my website. and…
Thu, 22:36: RT @FreyjaErlings: People talking about Skyrim: "Wow people will just randomly tell you their husband was killed by a cave troll and move o…
Fri, 08:21: RT @pkkaos: Oh no, a bunch of talented ppl responded to my searching for an artist post and they are all really good. ;-; I don't know how…
Fri, 08:21: RT @tortellandy: Can anyone recommend a freelance character designer? I need about a hundred sketches of cute colorful little monsters for…
Fri, 08:22: RT @GetColorGames: Day 1 purchase. https://t.co/CwNFxjbWJR
Fri, 08:23: RT @CConleyy: This is my dog Theo. Theo isn’t allowed at the dog park because he is a pitbull. RT if Theo should be allowed to play at the…

Fri, 08:24: RT @Shvartacus: Surreal experience today. Standing at a street corner, I hear a meow. Look over and see a cat standing directly under a Los…
Fri, 08:28: RT @JaxBladeFitness: This will Never Not Make me Laugh https://t.co/s9bn2GYbct
Fri, 08:30: RT @MuffinGuOrange: @JaxBladeFitness also this: https://t.co/zLllRODbOb
Fri, 08:32: RT @ashtonpittman: Report: Rep. David Stringer on child sex trafficking: “I don't like to demonize it” "If an uncle takes his niece or nep…
Fri, 08:36: RT @kwilli1046: Son uses the money he earned from developing his first app to surprise his parents by paying off their mortgage https://t.c…
Fri, 08:36: RT @dracomallfoys: actors in period costumes behind the scenes with modern technology will never fail to be the funniest thing https://t.co…
Fri, 08:37: RT @toddlevin: Sorry, but I don't buy this "I give inappropriate hugs because I'm from another generation" stuff. My mom is Joe Biden's age…
Fri, 08:39: RT @ChrisHallbeck: A disadvantage to being a cartoonist is the high water bill from all the extra showers we have to take in order to write…
Fri, 08:39: RT @UnarmedOracle: I'm always beyond thrilled that I am invited to participate in this event and be among the world's first players to crat…
Fri, 08:39: RT @Angnor_NMW: Is there a phrase more guaranteed to provoke the complete opposite reaction than 'Now please don't hang up."?

Fri, 08:39: RT @WakeUpSuper: Hi I'm a 35 year old male who is currently bawling his eyes out over wrestling. I've watched this clip at least a dozen ti…
Fri, 08:40: RT @ASmallFiction: "Kind of a crap gift, isn't it?" one said. "I think they made it themselves," another agreed. Inside the horse, Greek…
Fri, 08:41: RT @UnarmedOracle: Game difficulty discourse on twitter dot com like anyone can even know what makes something challenging. You idiots, y…
Fri, 08:41: RT @Card_Kingdom: #MTGWAR Sorry. https://t.co/I6fLKkn6Yj
Fri, 08:53: RT @loadingreadyrun: The #LRRWAR Pre-Prerelease is coming! April 19th, 11AM Pacific https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ Featuring, @TappyToeClaws, @…
Fri, 08:53: RT @sergeyager: Hey friends, Need to change today's stream hours slightly: Start time 1pm - End time 4pm. Normal stream time: noon - 5/6p…
Fri, 08:54: RT @andrewchen: made me lol. "Is Your Startup Idea Already Taken?" via @buzzfeed https://t.co/4lzM8JYR94
Fri, 08:57: RT @LRRbot: Obey Heather.
Fri, 08:57: RT @genghiskait: One of the videos I have to watch for astronomy has, on the screen, in big red letters, "DO NOT VISIT A BINARY STAR BLACK…
Fri, 08:58: RT @TheProxyGuy: 5 days left, and we're nearly to 700 entries between signups and Patreon. I'll make a deal with you. If we break 1K, ther…

Fri, 08:59: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/JYRQlhyL5z
Fri, 09:04: RT @katestark: Another reason to love twitch chat? I casually mentioned that I couldn't find my passport & need it to travel next week. C…
Fri, 09:06: RT @dctalkofficial: “All we are saying is give peace a chance.” #throwbackThursday https://t.co/VpSGAyiBAQ
Fri, 09:07: RT @TheBlackNerd: This is the kind of headlines I wanna read more of https://t.co/UcuLUpOFlB
Fri, 09:07: RT @slimyswampghost: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱ 👁️ ╲╲ house ▔▏ 👄 ▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ are being digested because the house is al…

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