My tweets

Fri, 14:13: RT @pkkaos: WAIT I should make a cosplay tutorial with patterns for the main girls! I already cosplayed the mayor Kiva! (I need to update i…
Fri, 14:13: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Pull over. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/wY72oRMUSm
Fri, 14:20: @Graham_LRR @Kathleen_LRR We found out today on PIF that Yoshi's Crafted World has Acorn Owls, and I thought Penelo… https://t.co/tAF4chwARD
Fri, 14:21: RT @SunshineMoonRX: your first D&D party vs your sixth D&D party https://t.co/m3roIenmIV
Fri, 14:29: RT @KeitaKuhn: YuGiOh straight up just added in a rule telling players to shower for tournaments https://t.co/XRv5GsfHf1
Fri, 14:30: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Dishes. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/M2JmSjIi2b
Fri, 14:35: RT @MikeOkuda: Happy First Contact Day! Just 44 years until the Vulcans arrive. https://t.co/CNPKRmhq8U
Fri, 14:46: RT @nathanwpyle: good morning https://t.co/JdoPKc3bug
Fri, 15:05: RT @Jickle: Very excited for this cat https://t.co/dnYZCbZoAV
Fri, 16:01: RT @mykola: Hey, how's this for autism 'awareness' month: some percentage of you who are reading this tweet are #actuallyAutistic and aren'…

Fri, 18:46: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Stool. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/M9WTjiDZ3f
Fri, 18:47: RT @stealingzen: content warning: attempted abduction, gendered violence, police inaction https://t.co/hkKrClMYZI
Fri, 18:47: RT @Anxiety_Jane: A woman at my job told me her @Lyft driver tried to take her on a dark road in the opposite direction of her deatination.…
Fri, 18:55: RT @DaveOshry: Uhh, anyone else think the new @SlackHQ icon looks like... well? https://t.co/TKDRLAUtKb
Fri, 18:57: RT @MontereyAq: sub tweet _________|°|_ \__/￣￣￣￣ \ 💛 ~~ || — 🔵 🔵 🔵 ) 🦑 /￣\_________ /…
Fri, 19:00: RT @jrmaidment: Govt: We are prepared to compromise on Brexit. Are you? Labour: Yes. What are you prepared to compromise on? Govt: Nothin…
Fri, 19:01: RT @ghirapurigears: Planeswalkers as generals
Fri, 19:09: RT @DumbGayRoo: I LITERALLY CANT WITH THIS TIKTOK https://t.co/sD52aM6TsS
Fri, 19:20: RT @Zyxst: Click to read https://t.co/A2Zs2VDOkH
Fri, 19:21: RT @msdanifernandez: I lose so many followers cause my timeline is never consistent. me at 10pm: yo goku’s kinda thicc me at 9am: hire…

Fri, 19:21: RT @jslaterwilliams: https://t.co/ixFwnwXDF0
Fri, 19:21: RT @AbbyHasIssues: Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.
Fri, 19:24: RT @Choplogik: we write "Millenials Are Killing The [X] Industry" because when you write "Unsustainable Profit-Driven Systems Are Crumbling…
Fri, 19:25: RT @FreyjaErlings: "Making dinosaurs have feathers and honk like geese makes dinosaurs less terrifying" -people who have never been attac…
Fri, 19:27: RT @TheOnion: Despondent Jeff Bezos Realizes He’ll Have To Work For 9 Seconds To Earn Back Money He Lost In Divorce https://t.co/7IUhbSedQn…
Fri, 19:28: RT @ZackBornstein: Anytime millennials “kill” an industry, it’s something expensive like fine china, and anytime millennials “save” an indu…
Fri, 21:35: RT @foxmar320: Tonight my car broke down and it looks like it might be transmission related. There is no way I can afford to get if fixed r…
Fri, 21:35: RT @MicroSFF: "Take me home," he said to his car. "Unknown destination." "What? It's..." he paused. "Right. So you heard?" "Last night? Yes…
Fri, 21:36: RT @Micro_SciFi: "Car, overtake that piece of junk!" "I'm afraid I can't do that." "Use the emergency lane then, it's wide open!" "I'm a…
Fri, 21:36: RT @CanYouPetTheDog: You cannot pet the dog in Bloodborne https://t.co/ReTjfGtOAB

Fri, 21:36: RT @Silylphosphine: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME This pot has a GIANT drainage hole...to a completely sealed chamber. No exit for water. htt…
Fri, 21:37: RT @foeyeahboi: “you have until the end of the month to pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of th…
Fri, 21:45: RT @emilarius: Please don’t ever talk to me about anything other than cats doing press junkets https://t.co/p1RrHQPEtB
Fri, 21:45: RT @sternbergh: ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: twitter https://t.co/0CZ96tQIQX
Fri, 21:46: RT @fishy_wanda: @sternbergh @jaketapper This is my all time favorite. https://t.co/eY5Ob7sHpa
Fri, 21:46: RT @Psy_Dip_Shite: @sternbergh https://t.co/CYzgAdL8gY
Fri, 21:47: RT @KleinschmidtJD: @sternbergh Reminds me of this https://t.co/YJEpcQs16m
Fri, 21:56: RT @pkkaos: WOAH WOAH WOAH WE DID IT @CalicoGame https://t.co/akw7Tcou2G
Fri, 22:00: RT @brittlestar: EXPLAINING THE SNC-LAVALIN SCANDAL TO AMERICA ✌️❤️🇨🇦🇺🇸 https://t.co/jxM4G2zLGy
Fri, 22:01: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Insomnia. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/I5JYUF5tCq

Fri, 22:03: RT @bransonreese: When I was a kid I thought the “once removed” descriptor for cousins meant that they had been forcibly removed from the f…
Sat, 00:18: 11 years? Wow! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/s0iavNxDVh
Sat, 00:35: RT @TolarianCollege: Gatekeepers are the worst. They are rotten people with terrible attitudes. They approach others who are finding joy in…
Sat, 00:52: RT @Vontadeh: @GamerTakes https://t.co/mOlXjMWXjs
Sat, 00:54: RT @dasebeleren: the rest of the table when someone casts a planeswalker in Commander https://t.co/lJkYrt5fLn
Sat, 00:58: RT @Swedebit: The #mtg movie we all want. https://t.co/wkblJb7Q4E
Sat, 01:04: RT @JanelleCShane: never have I been gladder to see a mini-GPT-2 text sample abruptly end https://t.co/i67DAr6QiT
Sat, 01:04: RT @brielarsonhq: she apologized and then rted like three of their fanarts https://t.co/iXeDFIejgn
Sat, 01:05: RT @slowbeef: Putting my kids in the backseat car seats 4yo daughter: can I have a toy so I won’t be annoying in the backseat? Me: can’t y…
Sat, 01:05: RT @BadAstronomer: Get. Your. Damn. Vaccinations. https://t.co/67xiP3astD

Sat, 01:05: RT @caelgrabowski: Idk who needs to hear this but the company that makes Lantus insulin has a coupon on their website that brings the cost…
Sat, 01:10: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/ldccO5LOK9
Sat, 01:13: RT @FemaleByleth: TURTLE RACE RT AFTER VOTING
Sat, 01:13: RT @jodotcom: A woman caught her 3-yr old in the bathroom doing this & thought it was funny until she asked what her daughter was doing. Sh…
Sat, 01:16: RT @Aqua_J3t: rt and I'll judge your profile pictures allingment https://t.co/9XqZz16bKc
Sat, 01:19: RT @Sutekh94: Victor (Viktor?) lived a very eventful life. #GoogleTranslatesMTG (original: https://t.co/hf7QfQwLFE) https://t.co/t6yTZo1oGp
Sat, 01:21: RT @ChickyThoughts: Humans always make such a mess of things! Featuring Alex Huffman's birb Polly :) #birb https://t.co/Be32zWzBoE
Sat, 01:22: RT @ClickHole: Arby's is introducing a new kind of drive thru. https://t.co/OeKTneeert
Sat, 01:23: RT @AAAAAGGHHHH: https://t.co/o9QD7bJqbW