My tweets

Tue, 12:13: RT @jedikat71: If anyone even thinks of spoiling Avengers: Endgame for me: (Gif: @swear_trek ) https://t.co/YkN5BvrGVJ
Tue, 12:16: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “42 bathtubs, please.” “You know, they’re 50 for $3,000 today.” “I said 42!” https://t.co/AhXhPDTMDo
Tue, 12:19: RT @swear_trek: Did not expect that retweeting this would lead to people actually tweeting spoilers at me. Some people lost their Swear T…
Tue, 12:19: RT @cicadaqueen: @swear_trek People who intentionally spoil things: https://t.co/BibIiHaASS
Tue, 12:19: RT @jboverflow: @swear_trek https://t.co/WJftmDEDis
Tue, 12:20: RT @joe4ska: @swear_trek Welcome to Twitter. 🖖 https://t.co/pjgaHKEQ9K
Tue, 12:20: RT @TwitchGamerMatt: @swear_trek https://t.co/UsqOHhHpcu
Tue, 12:22: RT @thisstuartlaws: At a cafe, empty tables everywhere, a woman moved all the dirty plates and cups from her table to another, that another…
Tue, 12:24: RT @thisstuartlaws: CPW said that she does know someone, points at DPW and says: "I met this woman about 20 minutes ago when she moved all…
Tue, 12:28: RT @dixonij: 1) Oddly/poorly labeled 'internal metrics' graph 2) Upward trend of MTGO card prices have absolutely no correlation to people…

Tue, 12:30: RT @realtraceecocco: What’s #TrekTuesday without a little @jonathansfrakes action! 🖖🏻♥️ #StarTrek https://t.co/9UmrIeY0yl
Tue, 12:32: RT @KB_HGA: There are ZERO exceptions to Christ’s command to love your neighbor. No religious exceptions No sexuality exceptions No e…
Tue, 12:38: RT @CanYouPetTheDog: You can pet the dog in Far Cry Primal https://t.co/G0brOisjP6
Tue, 12:40: RT @tronbevan: searching #cultistsimulator for * happiness - 0 hits in 0 files * joy - 0 hits in 0 files * buns - 0 hits in 0 files * dre…
Tue, 12:41: RT @evolve_pr: Sony: PlayStation Number FIVE Microsoft: Xbox One, Two, Three Four Five, everybody in the car, so come on let's ride! https…
Tue, 12:41: RT @Foone: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS SOMETHING THAT CAN CHANGE? just make it "oldest child" and not "youngest child", for…
Tue, 12:43: RT @Foone: then it turned out that I had the right username and password anyway. I didn't need to restart it. they had just designed their…
Tue, 12:46: RT @Zyxst: https://t.co/BpnnaJtP23
Tue, 12:49: RT @AKrempf: Cette photo est très partagée. Elle est censée nous prouver qu'il y avait un incendiaire sur les toits de #NotreDame lors de l…
Tue, 14:59: Is this a bug or is there something I'm missing here? Been trying to collect this reward for a week, but no actual… https://t.co/tPkyUhNGcj

Tue, 15:10: RT @TheOnion: "Since its inception in 1977, 'Us Weekly' has been a pioneer in inserting an imaginary tear between two famous people separat…
Tue, 15:10: RT @megstalter: If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf https://t.co/vJieNJXgjJ
Tue, 15:12: RT @The_Potato_Cat: Y'all best appreciate this, I showed @JonTetrino and he walked out the front door. https://t.co/XzFRRqx8U0
Tue, 15:12: RT @millionairevic: *using Ouija board* "hello, is there anyone there" *Y* *O* *U* *U* *U* *U* "ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
Tue, 15:13: RT @_theek_: The fire department in Paris followed a protocol: Save the people, save the art, save the altar, save what furniture you can,…
Wed, 00:18: RT @loadingreadyrun: We're just a few short days away from the War of the Spark Pre-PreRelease and wouldn't you know it, I just happen to h…
Wed, 00:19: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/ANuCXXLpU7
Wed, 00:21: RT @nowthisnews: What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this https://t.co/dLfhHToieL
Wed, 00:27: RT @swear_trek: the truest story https://t.co/1i6wRSoC0R
Wed, 00:28: RT @MaxKriegerVG: when the humans are too close to finding you and you gotta become the glock ness monster https://t.co/CMLlwhbBGC

Wed, 00:28: RT @sharkfists: discussing leaked City of Heroes data while simultaneously trying to clamp down of discussion of leaked Magic cards is maki…
Wed, 01:29: RT @MikeDrucker: Not important but Jack Dorsey looks like a Lord of the Rings dwarf who’s trying to convince his friends to stop mining for…
Wed, 02:08: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Storm. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/HISuRcX5O9
Wed, 02:17: RT @Reggie: One of the best retirement gifts so far. From my good friend ⁦@geoffkeighley⁩ Commissioned from wonderful artist Sam Spratt.…
Wed, 02:18: RT @lrvick: In 2015 pictures leaked of TSA master luggage keys and CAD files were reverse engineered from them. Today I bought a chinese cl…
Wed, 02:21: RT @WalshFreedom: They say Team Trump is preparing a 140-page counter report to the Mueller Report. I'm confused. Why do you need to coun…
Wed, 02:22: RT @41Strange: When anthropologist Grover Krantz died in 2002, he made plans to have his body donated to the Smithsonian. But he had one st…
Wed, 02:23: RT @leah_boustan: why does this presidential campaign look like its going to teach me python? https://t.co/H5TGLLf8ft
Wed, 02:25: RT @gaileyfrey: did you guys know vultures, buzzards, and condors can't legally be checked as luggage? you gotta bring 'em with you into th…
Wed, 02:27: RT @uzionmain: Why am I choosing a fucking character class https://t.co/YiFp2hsexq

Wed, 02:27: RT @ironicsans: This amused me more than it probably should have. https://t.co/5rqKZpbKXa
Wed, 02:28: RT @databendr: from tumblr exsanguinationforfunandprofit https://t.co/Y3N4N5I7Ze
Wed, 02:29: RT @Kram_Burger: Today I accidentally broke a man by pointing out that David Cage described Detroit: Become Human as Blade Runner but what…
Wed, 02:30: RT @sadkxit: “SHES A LESBIAN, MY BAD!” 😂😂 https://t.co/5nHKboag2b
Wed, 02:33: RT @SlyTQ: It’s frustrating to see people bringing emotional support dogs into restaurants, especially ones small enough you have to hold t…
Wed, 03:37: RT @dixonij: News worthy of posting: Mentioning that leaks or street dates being broken on things exists Not worthy of posting: ACTUAL DAM…
Wed, 03:38: RT @tvtropes: Frontier Doctor https://t.co/CYVlBp6kUl Credit: https://t.co/pOITn4tJGx https://t.co/yozvfEq5qL
Wed, 03:38: RT @elgoonishshive: Me, earlier: This probably won't be a problem to draw. Me, now: Mistakes were made.
Wed, 03:39: RT @dixonij: I hate that these tweets are over 3 years old and nothing has changed. https://t.co/qP2CAMW9Xj