My tweets

Wed, 15:44: RT @sergeyager: Am I cursed? I don't understand... https://t.co/blkhc6wxVO
Wed, 17:05: RT @jordan_stratton: Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov’t: You have to figure that out. Me: I j…
Wed, 17:06: RT @nathanwpyle: I needed those https://t.co/c3t03qOfZk
Wed, 17:06: RT @WhitneyCummings: This Notre Dame Fire turned into people bragging about their vacations to Paris very quickly
Wed, 17:39: RT @reallifecomics: Real Life Comic for April 17, 2019 https://t.co/XQYWjWtisP Share and Enjoy! https://t.co/DMG4n2pP30
Wed, 17:55: RT @BengineeringTV: Hey friends! I will also be taking part in this! Prepare your butts for some fun constructed brewing!! #sponsored https…
Wed, 17:55: RT @Card_Kingdom: You all laughed at Colossal Dreadmaw, but it is the greatest known force in the #MTGWAR story. https://t.co/zPD308SgBV h…
Wed, 17:58: RT @theLLance: When Twitch streamers say they are gonna take a day off https://t.co/bDBvv3fRTy
Wed, 18:04: RT @xkcdComic: Wanna See the Code? https://t.co/FoqK8MDQit https://t.co/whBxkodAH5 https://t.co/gi5NMO7xg1
Wed, 18:07: RT @daytonward: "WAS IT OVER WHEN THE ROMULANS BOMBED CESTUS III? HELL NO!" "Romulans?" "Forget it. He's rolling." "AND IT AIN'T OVER NO…

Wed, 18:07: RT @WillWeaverRVA: Captain Sisay (by Ray Lago) has been busy planning plans to host all the new companions in #MTGWAR. #GoogleTranslatesMTG…
Wed, 18:08: RT @escapedmatrix: The gofundme for the black churches burned raised $1M in 6 days. $1B was raised to rebuild Paris' Notre Dame after fire…
Wed, 18:10: RT @baetog_: *arrives in hell* *magic is being played* Me: Wow, at least you have magic! *draws opening hand* No lands Mulligan No lan…
Wed, 19:54: RT @TrakoZG: When I see generalizing statements, I really have no idea how to tell if they apply to me. To say I don't know myself is an un…
Wed, 19:58: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Peas. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/yJoddjY5Rd
Wed, 20:01: RT @dontforgetjames: Me: I’m from a northern community Them: How northern? Me: As northern as you can get Them: What’s that mean? R…
Wed, 20:02: RT @sharkfists: Bad news: tinnitus Good news: can listen to cicada noises whenever I want
Wed, 20:02: RT @LRRbot: Elephant gun is effective against scientists.
Wed, 20:02: RT @ASmallFiction: He was in a hole. Anything he did just made it deeper. So he dug in, stayed put. Hole? Try bunker. His problems would…
Wed, 20:04: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Stress. https://t.co/sVgLqRUt3C https://t.co/59qsiMHu7O

Wed, 20:04: RT @Card_Kingdom: You get a dragon! You get a dragon! You get a dragon! YOU ARE A DRAGON! YOU ARE ALL DRAGONS! #MTGWAR https://t.co/z6zLmR…
Wed, 20:06: RT @billwurtz: the atomic clock has been hacked. does anyone remember approximately what time it is
Wed, 20:07: RT @ShoreLeaveCon: We're pleased to announce that Nichelle Nichols will be joining us for #ShoreLeave41 as part of her Farewell Tour. http…
Wed, 20:08: RT @StrangeCoisas: ??? https://t.co/yp9nrXQTZj
Wed, 20:31: I sometimes wonder why this video from 12 years ago is still relevant. What are we as a society? https://t.co/rYHan59Yzn
Wed, 20:53: RT @TheManaSource: If a store is hosting a Mythic Championship Qualifier, a judge needs to be present. Not a rule yet? Make it one. The f…
Wed, 20:55: RT @MrRAnderson78: I swear I am 40yrs old but I laughed my ass off at this 😂😂😂 https://t.co/n1eYsI5qlC
Wed, 20:56: RT @Sabriality: Oh boy. https://t.co/MQApINiwha
Wed, 20:56: RT @doktor_ebooks: (It's always coffee time)
Wed, 20:57: RT @KrangTNelson: they’re gonna fuck the bees https://t.co/ByVDeZ8jya

Wed, 20:58: RT @choochoobear: Friend: "How are you?" Me: "Meh. Depression day." Friend: "Take your meds." Me: "I did." Friend: "Then why are you depres…
Wed, 21:12: RT @FartCaptor: I love Hard Drive https://t.co/1KkiNnI9nn
Wed, 21:24: RT @HardDriveMag: Sad Incel Doesn't Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl https://t.co/WR0ZaTy5bG
Wed, 21:29: RT @RespectfulMemes: https://t.co/v5QhxC10rh
Wed, 21:30: RT @HowBoutNoComic: Welcome to the most ‘NO’ how bout no has ever been. New comic for your eyeballs to munch on! https://t.co/Svx22W7WVO…
Wed, 21:31: RT @nicknprince: Sorry honey but the dragonhead arms stay ON during sex https://t.co/5hgD7j6Av8
Wed, 21:31: RT @Foone: I hope someone has released a game with the aesthetics of pirated/cracked 90s/80s software and called it Steal This Floppy