My tweets

Fri, 05:06: RT @cmpriest: ::clears throat:: Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Haha ha hahahahaha. Heh. https://t.co/KkjK4wlq0J
Fri, 05:07: RT @Marshall_LR: I can’t say I’m shocked logically speaking, but emotionally speaking I am. Wow. https://t.co/aEEDuegVIR
Fri, 05:12: RT @Card_Kingdom: We were talking Modern again in the office. https://t.co/YD3SVrZ485
Fri, 05:14: RT @AnaMardoll: What's your favorite "fandom missing the point" pet peeve? I'll start: One Ring wedding rings complete with Mordor script…
Fri, 05:15: RT @EoinHiggins_: lol fuck off @Delta https://t.co/fMNOeW9uFG
Fri, 05:25: RT @warandpeace: BREAKING: Jeff Bezos admits he didn't 'get' the movie Elysium, despite the film having the intellectual depth & subtlety o…
Fri, 05:26: RT @ReaperZer0: Walked to the local Walmart to get some supplies and as I got near the back I all of a sudden got so weak and dizzy I could…
Fri, 05:32: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Snacks. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/sKglkAqfQ3
Fri, 05:33: RT @EwokIts: Just learned that I might be the first Deaf streamer to become a Twitch Partner. I became one today. If this is true, then I a…
Fri, 05:34: RT @Zyxst: https://t.co/QR1UwHlHCV

Fri, 05:34: RT @ka3v33: https://t.co/wyvVRIp8Ol
Fri, 05:37: RT @LunarJade: Can you even download Tetris 99 without having the paid for Nintendo Online service? https://t.co/Yy4zXEIPDl
Fri, 05:43: RT @drmistercody: Art. https://t.co/GBxBgqFzKg
Fri, 05:44: RT @kellybarnhill: Happy Thursday, my dears and my darlings. Earlier this week I vaguely mentioned a scary thing that happened while on a L…
Fri, 05:44: RT @sharkfists: Android's file manager just attempted to classify about 30 images of album covers as "memes" 🤔
Fri, 05:44: RT @fatherjstn: when someone asks me “how’s it going” and I say “it’s going” this is what I really mean https://t.co/3CsOSbDF7K
Fri, 05:45: RT @ProZD: it’s a very awkward time to be someone online with a username that starts with Pro right now, let me tell ya
Fri, 05:45: RT @Buppkis: @ProZD only pro i'm interested in is propane, i tell ya what https://t.co/vz9BMnC8XV
Fri, 05:47: RT @UnarmedOracle: I've managed to cultivate and block my way to youtube recommendations that are now just covers of leonard cohen songs, o…
Fri, 05:49: RT @RikerGoogling: snopes did american money really have pyramids with eyes

Fri, 05:53: RT @unusualImagery: https://t.co/uv6guDe2jZ
Fri, 05:55: RT @CubeApril: Everyone: “Learning more about Magic means you will win more!” Me: *sweat runs down her face as she thinks about how she ha…
Fri, 05:56: RT @HardDriveMag: we released a video about youtubers getting cheated on literally 2 days before this projared thing lol https://t.co/CcxoR…
Fri, 05:58: RT @MinovskyArticle: Canada, your train signs have a threatening aura https://t.co/0TWJNOiAqC
Fri, 06:03: RT @labuzamovies: Okay this is the best response https://t.co/rj0F9Songr
Fri, 06:05: RT @LinhBuiWJZ: "To the citizens of Baltimore, I promise to work on your behalf as we work together to help Baltimore realize its full pote…
Fri, 06:06: RT @jsmooth995: I'm eternally baffled by how many "the money has to come from somewhere!" conversations by default exclude any solution inv…
Fri, 06:07: RT @Bad_Wrong_Fun: I fucking hate how the concept that characters don't always act 100% rationally 24/7 is considered the primary and most…
Fri, 06:08: RT @CattleprodTF: @Bad_Wrong_Fun Related: a character changes their mind about something, as a direct response to events in the story, and…
Fri, 06:13: RT @othatsraspberry: hey I'm #1 on Reddit, but nobody knows it's me because the poster didn't think to credit me until after the fact 🤷‍♀️…

Fri, 06:46: RT @SaffronOlive: War of the Spark is the best (non-supplemental) set for older formats of all time. The number of cards showing up in Mode…
Fri, 06:48: RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/nlpqQi2uxG
Fri, 06:49: RT @Twoflower: I'd like to go a week without one of my idols turning out to be a human dumpster fire. "But people are imperfect and make m…
Fri, 06:51: RT @sodapopcore: https://t.co/NOumQ911Rz
Fri, 06:52: RT @JonTetrino: World of Goo is free on the Epic store right now and I highly recommend it.
Fri, 06:58: RT @drmistercody: Literally any movie. https://t.co/JAeuTzWmzg
Fri, 06:58: RT @Swedebit: Important detail from the Magic Pro League statement on Yuyya Watanabe: > we reviewed recordings of matches from Mythic Cham…
Fri, 06:59: RT @yerawizardkelly: There will always be people out there that you admire. That you resonate with. That you adore. And sometimes, those p…
Fri, 07:02: RT @ReasonableDoubt: https://t.co/RtNNr07kMT
Fri, 07:10: RT @StrangeCoisas: ??? https://t.co/TLtfMWWO37

Fri, 07:11: RT @HeatherTDay: I had a student once who entered college with a 1.2 GPA. She finished w/ honors, & a full ride scholarship to her next s…
Fri, 07:12: RT @perpetualfeast: @HeatherTDay When I was in college many years ago I slept in parked cars my first year because I didn't have a way to g…
Fri, 07:12: RT @StephenKellett7: @HeatherTDay I'm still confident the smartest person in my high school class only barely graduated. My friends look a…
Fri, 07:18: RT @Iron_Spike: PRO TIP FOR LIFE: It's never, actually, "a joke." Screaming Nazi slogans? Soliciting nudes from fans? Sending disgusting u…
Fri, 07:21: RT @SusanArendt: I genuinely don’t understand YouTubers using their platform to air dirty laundry. Your private pain as entertainment for o…
Fri, 07:26: RT @danidonovan: Keeping track of belongings has never been my strong suit. Turns out, “frequently losing things” is an #ADHD symptom desc…
Fri, 07:59: RT @all_mankind: @AnaMardoll People reposting, or remaking entirely, Nedroid's "You made this? I made this" cartoon without giving him cred…
Fri, 07:59: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Strum. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/Fn3qEHUraR
Fri, 07:59: RT @dantheshive: Okay. I’m now assuming everyone who gets enough followers on social media will, at some point, be part of a scandal. I as…
Fri, 08:01: RT @Zyxst: Click for joke. https://t.co/Y98yoZopty

Fri, 08:02: RT @incorrectbucko: peter: im just a regular kid who got bitten by a spider and now furys putting his trust in me to save the world and i d…
Fri, 08:03: RT @UTENA_DMA: @sunkissedstan @incorrectbucko done. https://t.co/dGqWkI8NMk
Fri, 08:06: RT @beardswin: @GerudoGibbs @legobutts @HarrisFoster “THIS DUMPSTER IS MY HOME” is how I feel about twitter and most other social networks…
Fri, 08:07: RT @reneauberjonois: Throwback Thursday - Jealous? https://t.co/AFRFkDmetM
Fri, 08:13: RT @RaygunBrown: Hey everyone I’m sorry to render the internet utterly pointless but nothing else matters now that this photo of Brie Larso…
Fri, 08:14: RT @RaveofRavendale: You can now play as a woman in Descenders, and apparently that's all it takes nowadays for the Steam forums to call yo…
Fri, 08:15: RT @RaveofRavendale: don't worry, I responded https://t.co/rcUximB607
Fri, 08:17: RT @CuteAnimaIVines: Dog thinks the bone is real https://t.co/sWFBIfRsAA
Fri, 08:20: RT @scw55: Hey all, I'm excited to announce that I'm open for commissions! I accept Paypal. If you want a traditional piece, please conta…
Fri, 08:24: RT @TheOnion: Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water https://t.co/33QcIiQqK0 https://t.co/vD4DjlKARO

Fri, 08:24: RT @bin3ry: If an adversary makes it into your Twitter account, you don't know what the person does and potentially very sensitive info in…
Fri, 08:26: RT @foxmar320: Going LIVE! Join us for stuff! https://t.co/BfqSoYsudZ https://t.co/OQxhAjcoAz
Fri, 08:27: RT @medievaliszt: i’m so sorry https://t.co/c2NWQH0qlZ
Fri, 08:27: RT @reneauberjonois: ThrowUp Thursday - Still jealous??? https://t.co/OYgIJDIluO
Fri, 08:29: RT @Tuckiozi: good lord what is happening in there https://t.co/cMfPDanTOW
Fri, 08:29: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Technically, my brain is something I have AND something I am, so a password I know is technically multi-factor authent…
Fri, 08:32: RT @kayaoakes: Sorry but Dan Berrigan, born today in 1921, had the greatest business card of all time. https://t.co/4PvugBlzG8
Fri, 08:40: RT @ASmallFiction: "Where are you going?" "Out." "When will you be back?" "Late." And it drove away. I'd imagined self-driving cars wo…
Fri, 08:41: RT @TimonSingh: When I met @TheRonnyCox last year, he said that as a #StarTrek fan I should track down and get @IDWPublishing’s Capt Jellic…
Fri, 08:41: RT @GetGudCHEESECAK: You dense fucker this is not what you take away from this. DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE WITH A FRIENDS S.O. DON'T SOLIC…

Fri, 08:44: RT @SpiderMan1962_: "You're saying there's a multiverse?" https://t.co/WQWg8OHopY
Fri, 08:44: RT @yusefroach: People are always like “ur so brave for being so open about your mental illness!!” and I always wanna be like “oh that’s ac…
Fri, 08:45: RT @AtelierHeidi: In recently learned that my husband @ProJared has been fucking @HollyConrad behind my back for months. I have no idea wha…
Fri, 08:48: RT @connieglynn: I was gonna sit on this and not say anything but... Marvel doesn’t deserve this scene. Most of these characters have never…
Fri, 08:49: RT @the_moviebob: I'm upper mi- ...do you know something I don't know, or did I wake up in another dimension again? https://t.co/qTNL4vMnl2
Fri, 08:51: RT @cursedPC: https://t.co/JcrPUNMTtV
Fri, 08:57: RT @Kristen_Arnett: oh you’re a writer? name 3 of your procrastination techniques
Fri, 08:57: RT @Werewoof_MD: As a kid I worked at a Harley shop and this guy paid to have a bike built from scratch. It took a year and he covered it i…
Fri, 09:00: RT @LinusTech: Her: "just how Sata is it?" Me: https://t.co/rAXtm6AMAT
Fri, 09:01: RT @billwurtz: want to be self employed but i keep firing myself

Fri, 09:03: RT @warmsunlove: a ring that folds out to an astronomical sphere. 16th cent. https://t.co/HzjHjqnYRw
Fri, 09:04: RT @JenAshleyWright: An easy solution for men in my timeline who say they are adamant about stopping abortion is to never have sex with a w…
Fri, 09:10: RT @rjwalshe: Ads that twitter shows me on my feed: A.) trains sure are dangerous. B.) have you considered buying a car? C.) Democrats are…
Fri, 09:11: RT @keab42: I love the crop on this image. Without the rocket visible it just looks like Elon Musk finally fired his orbital death laser. T…
Fri, 09:12: RT @Ettin64: A very normal thing to do is ask your Kickstarter backers to help you compile a dossier of people posting mean things about yo…
Fri, 09:18: RT @LWavghist: @AnaMardoll People complaining Star Trek has gotten political and has non white leads. Original was knock you over the head…
Fri, 09:19: RT @TheOnion: YouTube Rushes To Shut Down School Shooter’s Account Over Copyright Complaints https://t.co/WoF3ty8qh8 https://t.co/lS1sDiU57x
Fri, 09:38: [Spoiler warning for Osmosis Jones, if you care] Why does my suspension of disbelief ONLY break during the eyelash… https://t.co/SOKdEp98GX
Fri, 09:39: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/Gjo9jJqLTa
Fri, 09:39: RT @forexposure_txt: "No I'm not going to credit you. There's no pleasing snowflakes."

Fri, 09:42: RT @elektrotal: @CubeApril @stillcary Planeswalkers can't melt steel beams
Fri, 09:43: RT @MichaelGalanin: What inside lava looks like https://t.co/BRbyTB3v2W
Fri, 09:44: RT @TheProxyGuy: Runs through Monday. Very few signups so far. https://t.co/lPVL4iOfmQ
Fri, 09:46: RT @pixelatedboat: Hertz Mancar Rental https://t.co/0VSzXsS5FO
Fri, 09:49: RT @existentialcoms: When the communist revolution comes, gamers will be given direct democratic control over the gameplay, story, and prod…
Fri, 09:52: RT @_Rewhan: Fact: Furries have more friends than shitheads who say "lolfurry" on the internet. You can't argue with it, it's just math. h…
Fri, 09:52: RT @OregonJOBS2: If Republicans were prolife they would be using condoms when cheating on their wives and not having mistresses get abortio…
Fri, 09:56: RT @stevenspohn: Daily advice: It's okay to unfollow people. If you someone is being toxic. If they aren't improving your life with the kin…
Fri, 09:57: RT @ClickHole: Heartwarming: The Yakuza And The Harlem Globetrotters Set Aside Their Differences To Film A PSA Against Texting While Drivin…
Fri, 09:57: RT @Pharmacistjudge: Let's play the limited bomb roulette! https://t.co/DTelLPoYxO

Fri, 09:59: RT @questions4sarah: Tariffs are taxes paid by Americans. https://t.co/RGS2IBhRih
Fri, 10:03: RT @jaceaddax: protip! making fun of shitty ppl’s looks isn’t bad bc it hurts their feelings, it’s bad bc it: - implies that ‘ugliness’ is…
Fri, 10:04: RT @EvanMcMullin: The president doesn’t pay taxes. Let that sink in.

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