My tweets

Tue, 12:17: RT @keithcalder: Shout out to all those parents who named their kids Daenerys and Khaleesi. Happy Mother’s Day!
Tue, 12:32: RT @Skoog: twitter: actually, women enjoy sex as much as men conservative guy: [louder than the engine on a Boeing 747] NOT THE WAY I DO I…
Tue, 12:36: RT @escapedmatrix: Too many black people think just because Black Lives Matter exists, that's a pass for them to sit on their ass and do no…
Tue, 13:21: RT @UnarmedOracle: It's time to do my space wizard chores. Hang out with me while I click on the heads of mysterious aliens! https://t.co/F…
Tue, 13:23: RT @cherokee_autumn: One nation, full of fucking dumbasses. https://t.co/uDpiUqwsLR
Tue, 13:23: RT @LeftAtLondon: I JUST SAW A DUDE WALK BY WHO ROLLED AN ENTIRE UNCUT PIZZA UP AND WAS JUST BITING INTO IT LIKE A BURRITO
Tue, 13:26: RT @AAAAAGGHHHH: https://t.co/TW0o7P6j6Z
Tue, 13:37: RT @innesmck: Are Our Nation's Schools Doing Enough To Help Our Kids Understand Poorly Constructed Marilyn Manson Rumours
Tue, 13:39: RT @ChrisHallbeck: The Krusty Krab? Why I haven’t heard that name in years. https://t.co/nRRJcGecOa
Tue, 13:39: RT @wjz: #BREAKING: Comedian and actor Tim Conway, best known for his antics on "The Carol Burnett Show," dies at 85. https://t.co/CZVPsIyY…

Tue, 14:33: RT @RebelliousUno: I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing Minecraft https://t.co/YIj48MVngF
Tue, 14:34: RT @rjwalshe: If the city paid the hackers holding it random it would still cost them less then taking action on the president of Roland Pa…
Tue, 14:35: RT @CantWearHats: Stream time! Tonight we finish Uncharted 4 as Nathan Drake learns that including your partner in your hobbies is probably…
Tue, 14:39: RT @BengineeringTV: 🚨🚨LIVE🚨🚨 I want to learn to be a better magic player! Let's throw on some tunes and grind that standard ladder. The go…
Tue, 14:41: RT @Metox_1: Metox Streams || Star Trek Online: The voyages of the USS Oliver (Day 133 of 365) #twitchaffiliate #StarTrekOnline #StarTrek #…
Tue, 14:46: RT @MalwareTechBlog: Vehicle hit by Hellfire missile shows that wearing your seat belt is largely pointless https://t.co/7GnZ17xo0K
Tue, 14:46: RT @BertTrader: https://t.co/WFtr1xqBnK
Tue, 21:17: RT @loadingreadyrun: Hey kids, got a “lit” message for you. It’s a new CRAPSHOT. https://t.co/tAcuCsQGDK
Tue, 21:17: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Walk. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/348Q8wda93
Tue, 21:17: RT @Graham_LRR: The graphic treatment I did for the (fictional) Canadian Weed Board is a joke for like... me, Beej, and... Ian maybe? But I…

Tue, 21:18: RT @davidgross_man: favorite thing about capitalism? its gotta be all the choices https://t.co/nya2Wmun75
Tue, 21:19: RT @tvtropes: Character Filibuster https://t.co/Obj0fheLJF Credit: https://t.co/sRCu9KD9ER https://t.co/XoKpPI6zP4 https://t.co/iOSQnwDgWD
Tue, 21:19: RT @dantheshive: Game Grumps are going to be playing Ace Attorney. This will either be brilliant, a train wreck, or a brilliant train wrec…
Tue, 21:27: RT @Metox_1: Metox Streams || This and That in No Man's Sky (Day 134 of 365) #twitchaffiliate #PS4 #HelloGames #NoMansSky #365DaysOfSTreami…
Tue, 21:28: RT @RespectfulMemes: https://t.co/NAlbLBLzJI
Tue, 21:29: RT @RvLeshrac: Wait. Did they actually name it the XBox One S.A.D.?
Tue, 21:30: RT @gostephgo: Big Yikes. https://t.co/Utf3wHdyYC
Tue, 21:30: RT @ParazailYt: @gostephgo https://t.co/0RM8CMutJt
Tue, 21:30: RT @Shark_E_Art: @gostephgo Hahahaha, like it wasn't enough that they price hiked the subscription fee, they had to also lay down the law o…
Tue, 21:31: RT @dixonij: And a hearty "Fuck you too @Adobe/@AdobeCare" on behalf of everyone who hates the software-as-a-service-'subscription' paradig…

Tue, 21:33: RT @jbu3: I remember when games could sit for a month or two without updates and not get declared dead by a fast food chain. https://t.co/n…
Tue, 21:33: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/gLB957CaQe
Tue, 21:37: So he stalks her... I'm betting she said "No" several times... and he kills her and shoots her mom... My heart goe… https://t.co/WIlBEvsibj
Tue, 21:38: RT @HelloCullen: Holy GOD https://t.co/jaf5HxjT5U
Tue, 21:46: RT @BadAstronomer: It’s so easy to think that TV and movies exaggerate how evil corporations can be for effect. And then there’s Exxon/Mob…
Tue, 21:46: RT @tsrandall: This @exxonmobile chart from 1982 predicted that in 2019 our atmospheric CO2 level would reach about 415 parts per million,…
Tue, 21:47: RT @tsrandall: Here’s another from @exxonmobile 1982. It showed how global warming would initially be almost indistinguishable from normal…
Tue, 21:47: RT @QasimRashid: This is rage inducing Harris County, TX: Cops tried to arrest a Black man playing w/his kids in his own yard b/c “he look…
Tue, 21:53: RT @AndrewDessler: Prediction of the future from 1982 by @exxonmobil , along with data showing how it has actually evolved. Exxon's predic…
Tue, 21:54: RT @baetog_: Me: Cast Cabal Therapy Them: Ok, resolves, what’re you naming? Me: https://t.co/zNRNkIP2xw

Tue, 21:54: RT @HaydunnOfficial: Yeah let me get uhhhh peeled Sylveon https://t.co/IfaiFZmEoi
Tue, 21:56: RT @flarkle: Look at this dumb shit. Look at it. https://t.co/okj2jb2bAI
Tue, 21:56: RT @HardDriveMag: Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money https://t.co/f6Jq33djUy
Tue, 21:56: RT @Everblue_Comic: An updated version of my Adobe software alternatives post! Added some suggested alternatives, thanks! Also, changed the…
Tue, 21:57: RT @LindsayPB: Capitalism eating itself, part ∞ https://t.co/jd6SvRL1nL
Wed, 01:05: RT @SarahTaber_bww: It seems like folks in the food movement are continually dismayed over how inefficient US ag is, and I'm like well no…
Wed, 01:05: RT @loadingreadyrun: We use to do this thing here on the Twitters called #ClipOfTheDay, and it's time we brought it back! It's pretty simpl…
Wed, 01:06: RT @eevee: "you need therapy" might be the most dismissive sentence in the english language. it always seems to mean "i want you to vanish…
Wed, 01:13: RT @ashuraou: Not even for a movie, they’re just doing it. https://t.co/EMHMLJ8R7x
Wed, 07:28: Join Honey and get discounts on food and shopping https://t.co/5Jhw3bOPSf

Wed, 07:29: RT @sergeyager: Tomorrow marks 1 year since I became a Twitch Partner. This started out as a creative outlet twice a week, yet has unexpe…
Wed, 07:29: RT @ASmallFiction: The invaders never landed. Their ships drifted a polite distance away. Watching. Knowing that soon we'd clear the way…
Wed, 07:30: RT @TheFaceOfDave: Someone just emailed me a professional email that ended in "We could've snipped it in the butt earlier" SNIPPED IT IN TH…
Wed, 07:31: RT @PopeAwesomeXIII: @TheFaceOfDave Supposably it could've been autocorrect, but it's a moo point.
Wed, 07:31: RT @SteveStreza: Just a reminder, at every conceivable stage Twitter has burned the bridges with its developers. Every time, repeatedly, ov…
Wed, 07:32: RT @Zyxst: Emotional Support Animal: the honey badger. https://t.co/4fewNm11hE
Wed, 07:33: RT @korvys: @ihorner I'm rewatching DB2018 at the moment, and you mention you wanted to make an H-gate shifter for Le Mans. So here's you…
Wed, 07:34: RT @WillWeaverRVA: Oh no, Liliana got demoted! She’s still awesome, though. #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGWAR #MTG #MagicTheGathering @Rosewatta…
Wed, 07:35: RT @burgerdrome: https://t.co/MVZRgdDvVr
Wed, 07:37: RT @dantheshive: “Something’s wrong with this thing.” Have you considered whether you’re using it correctly? “Not for one second. I have…

Wed, 07:37: RT @Jenetikitty: @dantheshive Me: Your scanner's settings seem like they're wrong. I'll help fix them. Dude: THIS SCANNER IS MODERN AND EXP…
Wed, 07:38: RT @Card_Kingdom: Designing Battle Decks leads to some fun #MTG revelations. https://t.co/o6EQg9q6AQ
Wed, 07:54: RT @mousefountain: I feel very strongly that I should be able to push this down into the ground to open a nearby gate or something https://…
Wed, 08:52: RT @aislinnmln: Okay, folks! Let's do this properly! If you enjoy my Minecraft modpacks or the streams of folks playing them, please suppor…
Wed, 08:56: *sees thing on table* Oh hey, I need to go online and do this thing I've been putting off for a few days. *goes o… https://t.co/9HbLiZf6kD
Wed, 09:30: RT @RosewattaStone: Mastermind's Acquisition #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/DLnhaCMGry
Wed, 09:31: RT @nowthisnews: ‘You don’t know my name, so how can you tell me I have an open warrant?’ — This officer tried to arrest a Black father in…
Wed, 09:31: RT @_youhadonejob1: Lining up your print is everything. https://t.co/GCSXnRanr3
Wed, 09:32: RT @RikerGoogling: racism in pre-warp societies
Wed, 09:39: RT @instant_grat: gonna start vaping so i can get a lungful of FAT BOYZ HOG JUICE https://t.co/mQ3ETqbS75

Wed, 09:40: RT @STRAWBUNNlES: Detective Pikachu (2019) https://t.co/pJGjiu2Eas
Wed, 09:44: RT @ohitsmax: i just learned that ytmnd is gone, which means one of my greatest creations is lost to time. except not really because i have…
Wed, 09:44: RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/rzJjCFhlBf
Wed, 09:44: RT @HWarlow: Someone had the idea of putting classical statues into modern clothing. My goodness what a difference. Looking like a hipster…
Wed, 09:45: RT @CISGroupUK: The 3D printer that is building houses in a day for under £3000 in the developing world. #WednesdayWisdom #tech #3Dprinting…
Wed, 09:45: RT @deathbybadger: ROGUE: (bursts into camp) that's not the real me, it's a doppelgänger! It tied me up CLERIC: yea. we know FIGHTER: it's…
Wed, 09:45: RT @compdadjokes: https://t.co/O2F9oOJGwt
Wed, 09:49: RT @VmKid: Rest in peace, YTMND. A vital piece of Internet history has been lost to the ages.
Wed, 10:07: RT @xkcdComic: XKeyboarCD https://t.co/nQHxb5ww33 https://t.co/p0zAM0vvmL https://t.co/IWCiy8sxpr
Wed, 10:07: When I'm dead, I totally give y'all permission to do this. :-D https://t.co/9yIVZz5lRA

Wed, 10:08: RT @instant_grat: british magazines are from a different dimension https://t.co/W72VoGfww9
Wed, 10:09: RT @GregTheTerrible: hot take: The anime walkers are just region locked masterpieces. (Magic the Gathering)
Wed, 10:25: RT @Hbomberguy: Happy birthday to the man who named his main character Luke S. And got away with it Absolute mad lad https://t.co/Ov3AWgR45H
Wed, 10:27: RT @RvLeshrac: @andreacpa0 @Wolters_Kluwer Computer crime is a bit like physical crime. Bank robbers don't burgle houses, car thieves don't…
Wed, 10:31: RT @Andy_Lunique: Note to Developers, Publishers, and CM’s prepping for #E3: 1) Thinking about starting a Verified Discord Server? 2) Pla…
Wed, 10:32: RT @RvLeshrac: @andreacpa0 Well... https://t.co/da6NG3CaKX
Wed, 10:33: RT @ShoreLeaveCon: Congratulations to @bobgreenberger on today's release of DC Comics Super-Villains: 100 Greatest Moments. https://t.co/y…
Wed, 10:34: RT @TannithArt: these version exclusives are getting ridiculous #DetectivePikachu #Pokemon #Nintendo https://t.co/t9whWWbGUY
Wed, 10:36: RT @CornOnTheGoblin: roses are red / violets are blue who let the dogs out / who who who who
Wed, 10:37: RT @nowviskie: I’m glad I already solved this hotel shower when it was a puzzle in “Myst.” https://t.co/jkjphXyAje

Wed, 10:42: RT @BlindChow: [1864] *sends carrier pigeon* ＭＹＤＥＡＲＥＳＴＢＥＴＨ…Ｉ'ＤＲＡＴＨＥＲＴＯＩＬＦＯＲＥＶＥＲＩＮＨＥＬＬＴＨＡＮＢＥＡＰＡＲＴＡＮＯＴＨＥＲＤＡＹ *pigeon returns* ＮＥ…
Wed, 10:44: RT @medina_mtg: Check out my fun and interactive #Oathbreaker deck! 🔥 https://t.co/Ol44V21Ciq
Wed, 10:44: RT @ticiaverveer: Peru to limit Machu Picchu access to prevent deterioration. https://t.co/GUpwEQtBXG

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