My tweets

Wed, 15:35: RT @RosewattaStone: Sword of the Meek #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/ZTiFo3LHDC
Wed, 15:44: RT @CubeApril: Wizards (2011): Modern is a four turn format. Wizards (2017): Okay fine whatever, Modern can be a three turn format. Wizar…
Wed, 15:54: RT @GetColorGames: *feels super tired at 11pm* “Oh cool! I’ll get a full nights sleep and wake up early!” *wakes up at 3am* “NOT WHAT I MEA…
Wed, 15:56: RT @TrueAntitonic: #firstcartooncrush Huh… that’s weird. Should that happen? https://t.co/yIsZHqReAk
Wed, 15:57: RT @dantheshive: OMG YES SLIDERS Sliders had a HUGE problem with this, and they eventually had to do wibbly wobbly universe nonsense to re…
Wed, 16:10: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Truth. https://t.co/0NwFsYt9Sn https://t.co/EolKWrK4wB
Wed, 16:15: RT @Em_TeeGee: Me, singing to Glistener Elf: 🎶~All I wanna do Is see you turn into A giant Wurman~🎶 https://t.co/cZyL1D44jZ
Wed, 16:15: RT @ArcticMeebo: If anyone’s wondering why I switched to Twitter over Instagram https://t.co/IZrwdJJnhf
Wed, 16:23: RT @diannaeanderson: this is your reminder that "millennials" are people born in 1981-1996. The youngest are old enough to graduate with a…
Wed, 19:44: RT @KRADeC: I seriously feel sorry for #Orioles fans. This is an impressively terrible team this year.......

Wed, 20:00: I got curious, so I did some light Googling... Apparently, the average amount stolen in a bank robbery is around $7… https://t.co/hnouOfLSbL
Wed, 20:03: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Spun. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/G1poX7KU4S
Wed, 20:07: RT @TheOnion: Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain https://t.co/clbMA46GsD https://t.co/hbPvqWuWTM
Wed, 20:08: RT @dixonij: Not saying there's shenanigans going on with Modern Horizons, but after seeing The First Sliver and others previewed today, th…
Wed, 20:21: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Chew chew chew. https://t.co/sVgLqRUt3C https://t.co/FINWU5oHy6
Wed, 20:24: I'd never throw a milkshake on a Nazi. Milkshakes are delicious, man. That'd be a waste of money and of a good dri… https://t.co/34vlkGJ1WH
Wed, 20:25: RT @dixonij: Yeaaaaaaaah booooooyyyyyy https://t.co/0nVNI8RDOT
Wed, 21:18: RT @Lady_Hosk: This is what it's like being married to @LordHosk https://t.co/iP3jCBvyi6
Wed, 21:18: RT @SamBurleyArt: I'm excited to finally share this Sliver anatomy for Modern Horizons! Definitely one of the most fun things I got to draw…
Wed, 21:19: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Empty. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/nk7g1t8Zks

Wed, 21:39: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Stress. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/iGzh4FyhzR
Wed, 21:47: RT @MadeOutOfFoam: Who need's savin'? ⚔️🍑 Knight Peach is here to fight for the mushroom kingdom https://t.co/SsCzh4THPn
Wed, 21:47: RT @SirIssacGluten: this image just came into my house and whacked me in the head with a lawn chair https://t.co/Z1QZRE0d0p
Wed, 21:48: RT @everestpipkin: ICANN granted https://t.co/WMKulGBiFq the domain '.amazon' today, rather than the entire geographic region of the Amazon…
Wed, 21:50: RT @howardtayler: Just had my first reverse-augmented reality moment. Augmented reality is Pokemon Go putting Pokemon on the map of my nei…
Wed, 21:51: RT @DynamoNestico: Me: how may I help you Them: we have a reservation Me: I don’t have one under that name but we can seat you right away T…
Wed, 21:53: RT @DoingJobs: https://t.co/zGC3eVtANv
Thu, 03:05: RT @SRFlubber: I JUST MADE A STARTLING DISCOVERY https://t.co/mGImjb5QFD
Thu, 03:06: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Man online: You will die childless and alone with your 30 cats. Me: Sweet.
Thu, 03:09: RT @chetfaliszek: A BA billboard in London where the kid points at a passing plane and the screen gives you information on the flight. Pre…

Thu, 03:10: RT @neilcic: Before it was butchered for the home release, the original ultra-widescreen version of The Matrix featured all sorts of import…
Thu, 03:11: RT @lmsadbro: https://t.co/TlI9iEtu4u
Thu, 03:14: RT @FINALLEVEL: Message To Amazon: Now that you have regular people making your home deliveries.. Maybe they should wear a Vest with AMAZON…
Thu, 03:19: RT @shakeelovelace: I edited this with And I oop and I don’t know why but I’m laughing so hard 😭 https://t.co/BK1QvER2Yx
Thu, 05:11: RT @brieakgae: This is seriously one of my favorite pictures in existence https://t.co/jVH2VhUaPu
Thu, 05:17: RT @vinnybrack: This is the one https://t.co/G7oBSeAnxP
Thu, 05:17: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Unethical ProTip: Apply the Win10 wallpaper to Windows 7 and you’ll pass the audit.
Thu, 05:18: RT @vilonious: In case you haven't heard, Chris Brown copied some of my friend's artworks in his new music video. I just uploaded a video g…
Thu, 05:38: RT @havenjunde: 63. https://t.co/g02Hvh9AJR
Thu, 05:39: RT @havenjunde: 68. https://t.co/dzPBRnpHSX

Thu, 05:51: RT @_SJPeace_: This Whale Had A Message From The Deep A Whale full of plastic. This is devasting! Our oceans and the wildlife in it are…
Thu, 05:52: RT @medina_mtg: The temperature in the room is one of curiosity about why Sliver Queen spiked or to a lesser degree why Scrying Sheets star…