My tweets

Sat, 13:37: RT @DialMforMara: Why do so many people expect @loadingreadyrun folk to be shorter than they are? Hypothesis: it's because you keep faceca…
Sat, 13:37: RT @loadingreadyrun: For those asking how Beej did: After drafting a great deck (that everyone told him was great) in a super complex form…
Sat, 13:38: RT @russpitts: Why. Else. Tweet. https://t.co/XmfjRREp67
Sat, 15:39: RT @HairlessThoctar: A pattern is beginning to merge Soon we'll have a cycle of very silly legendary wedge elf advisors #MTGM20 #EDH https…
Sat, 15:40: RT @TrekCaptions: Odo entering The Promenade https://t.co/Xjwpe4h9rA
Sat, 15:57: RT @chadloder: And there’s still a gender pay gap. https://t.co/2gnauST9ND
Sat, 15:58: RT @WendyMolyneux: I don’t think there’s a single person on earth who doesn’t believe Donald Trump sexually assaults women, I just think th…
Sat, 15:58: RT @tweetsoutloud: Between increasingly anti-immigration policies & escalating rhetoric against Iran, it's hard to feel comfortable in my o…
Sat, 16:03: RT @Turkewitz: At airport: Rept: I'm a reporter who travels to Mexico a lot. CBP: What's your story on? Rept: I'm a US citizen. CBP: That…
Sat, 16:04: RT @tomscott: Back in the Game Garage. Day 1 is going well. https://t.co/Yy02kbAqfy

Sat, 16:04: RT @loadingreadyrun: Spots are filling up fast for today’s Draft with LoadingReadyRun. We have 6 spots left, so hurry fast to our booth!!!…
Sat, 16:07: RT @themanaleek: Important post. My back door lock looks like a duck. https://t.co/JWhsbeM0lP
Sat, 16:09: RT @ManaCurves: If this post gets 300 likes, then I’ll make my first MTG cosplay Vassal Soul https://t.co/J9goFTEAaf
Sat, 16:09: RT @_youhadonejob1: Katie is a savage. https://t.co/DoFANcOpNv
Sat, 16:10: RT @SlenderSherbet: "fuck this shit" https://t.co/MwNs4zxJxb
Sat, 16:11: RT @LeMEMEblog: https://t.co/af4Df6cHvL
Sat, 16:12: RT @katestark: LIVE! Community Day! Let’s play games and give away prizes like an @ASTROGaming Headset! Starting off with @jackboxgames…
Sat, 17:52: RT @foxmar320: This new Pok�mon Go update is strange. https://t.co/oSuaCjQlI7
Sat, 17:55: RT @OverwatchTXT: https://t.co/5PWWCrhrm7
Sat, 20:51: RT @Kathleen_LRR: Crapshots filming is going well. https://t.co/Icc0dnPrKP

Sat, 20:54: RT @forexposure_txt: "At school, I sell pictures that take me a hour to draw for only 25 cents. So all of this 'pay me for commissions' stu…
Sat, 21:52: RT @jeffreygoldbIum: My name is Jeff
Sat, 22:04: RT @damnyouwillis: video game opening narration: IT IS THE YEAR 20XXAD THE EVIL HIVE HAS DESCENDED FROM THE ROGUE STATES OF ANDROKK, BUT…
Sat, 22:04: RT @dcseifert: ahhhh there’s that microsoft we all know, it was just in hiding for a few years https://t.co/plJ5K7LHmq
Sat, 22:13: RT @ldottxt: What nobody tells you is how capable you feel and ARE when you're a size you're comfortable with. What nobody tells you is tha…
Sat, 22:25: RT @spotted_menace: South Park has ruined people. Not JUST because of the way it 'punches down' in an attempt to be above the fray and as…
Sat, 22:28: RT @_SrPelo_: The Rat https://t.co/zEGX9Uz1f4
Sat, 22:29: RT @rjwalshe: Parents love photos of kids playing with phones. https://t.co/Gy2ULc0Zxi
Sat, 22:29: RT @BWheelerMTG: Yoooooooooooo https://t.co/EHyAFefbk0
Sat, 22:40: RT @misprintedtype: Fixing a bug in you codebase. Random dude appears... "Just use this package to solve you issue." https://t.co/J6dXaVj0ZZ

Sat, 22:44: RT @DesireeWolf182: I think the Mayans where right about the world ending, I mean has anyone felt alive sense 2012???
Sat, 22:49: RT @FANGORIA: In honor of Bruce Campbell's birthday, watch how perfectly these sequences from EVIL DEAD II and ARMY OF DARKNESS line up! ht…
Sat, 22:50: RT @goberthicks: RULE 0 IS ALIVE AND WELL AT #MTGSeattle #EDH https://t.co/dV1Q1tleYC
Sat, 22:51: RT @DerekOfTheDykes: I genuinely think that a lot of internet dorks see anime as representative of women's anatomy. There's just no other…
Sat, 22:51: RT @witchytwitchytv: Check out my new hair dresser he's amazing. Be sure to leave him a good review on Yelp! https://t.co/MdfolyaLXr
Sat, 22:52: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/uM7nnlHr8B
Sat, 22:53: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/OV3Xu2I9nY
Sat, 22:54: RT @GeologyTime: Unique polished Moss Agate cab from Indonesia Photo: Georgios Chatziparaskevas #minerals #crystals https://t.co/nmk…
Sat, 22:55: RT @mbrence: Border Patrol officers read his journal. They pored over everything on his phone and laptop. They detained him for hours. He c…
Sat, 22:57: RT @WillWeaverRVA: Odric, Lunarch Marshal (by Chase Stone) has been digging through Wizards’ keyword ability bin again. #GoogleTranslatesMT…

Sat, 22:58: RT @sirosenbaum: I keep seeing comments on threads about the children in camps. "Let's airdrop them soap and blankets." "Is there a charity…
Sat, 22:58: RT @chelseaperetti: PRO LIFE PEOPLE SHOULD BE OUT IN BIG NUMBERS AND VERY VOCAL AGAINST TREATMENT OF CHILDREN BEING KEPT IN DEADLY SQUALOR…
Sat, 22:58: RT @inafried: This guy was held hostage by Somali pirates. https://t.co/D1xXC6Z9Ep
Sat, 22:59: RT @jemillerwbal: Current state in Baltimore: 7 weeks into ransomware attack-- all systems not restored 6 days into water main break--pu…
Sat, 23:00: RT @Octopimp: Hey please don't say uncomfortable shit in twitch chat! Especially if you can see it's making the streamer/audience annoyed.…
Sat, 23:02: RT @LRRbot: Try uncrashing it.
Sat, 23:05: RT @LuigiJBOMalleyH: #MerylStreep Happy 70 https://t.co/0KIdkHoD0H
Sun, 09:35: I remember this weird day... https://t.co/NE3eXpxnfn