My tweets

Mon, 14:31: @dixonij @Alatriyana Even the sky was decked out for your wedding it seems. https://t.co/9x7mw0kHB4
Mon, 18:42: My family must be cursed today. Great-uncle on Dad's side is in the hospital again. Aunt on Dad's side was just di… https://t.co/aT6z0U1CJx
Mon, 21:41: Is there an event I'm not aware of or something? I just caught 2 of these outside a Rocket PokeStop. https://t.co/rLhi0LP0TY
Mon, 22:42: 1. How did I never hear of this? 2. How on earth is 50 flavors in 1 supposed to work? https://t.co/Q0ah6o2RnL
Mon, 22:47: RT @Girly_Juice: Wow, I’ll take “dominant red flags” for 800, Alex https://t.co/0ddZi4sVz8
Mon, 22:48: RT @neomeruru: me, opening twitter: I wonder what surreal thing we've latched onto today to self-medicate from the horrors of observing the…
Mon, 22:48: RT @SusanArendt: Think of how much you have to be on this website to get this joke. https://t.co/hm26epTIIP
Mon, 22:48: RT @_youhadonejob1: Unfortunate van liveries. https://t.co/C5lfONgGuu
Mon, 22:49: RT @alexsteacy: New page of my comic! https://t.co/hjm0SJPCnd
Mon, 22:49: RT @PurifierComic: #PurifierComic Page 20 https://t.co/BG6weB5QFX https://t.co/CEQOJIU9X7 Support the comic https://t.co/WJm1akvBmg https:/…

Mon, 22:52: RT @James_LRR: Jesus fuck we’re dumb. https://t.co/EHn4zkEXbB
Mon, 23:07: RT @wizards_magic: Time for another #MTGC19 preview! We're not entirely sure what Thieving Amalgam is stealing, but to be honest we're prob…
Mon, 23:07: RT @BWheelerMTG: Legit question for rural Dominarians - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into the battlefield within 3-5 mins wh…
Mon, 23:08: RT @innesmck: what in the FUCK https://t.co/EwZTX1HYzv
Mon, 23:11: RT @JacobBurgessVO: Would you like to see me as an actual player in a TTRPG? Paranoia, to be specific? With @tuxbeej , @Kathleen_LRR and @i…
Mon, 23:15: RT @lookitsalice: 30-50 feral hogs?! At this time of year At this time of day In this part of the country Localized entirely within your…
Mon, 23:17: RT @ExtraCreditz: Forget 30-50 feral hogs, what are we gonna do about the 30,000 in our next Extra History? Please send help https://t.co/M…
Mon, 23:18: RT @debilu2: @votevets https://t.co/6oHq3G6abK
Mon, 23:21: RT @PascoSheriff: Look at all that green! 👀💚 #9PMRoutine RT if your location is green! https://t.co/cWHPbUPjLi
Mon, 23:22: RT @moons_haunted: br�ther I crave sm�ll childr�n https://t.co/5PhvgS5h4e

Mon, 23:23: RT @ErrantScience: The spectrum of #chemistry 🧪🥼 https://t.co/9wtnl29hL1
Mon, 23:24: RT @dramadork884: My friend watching Star Trek TNG for the first time: I really like Tasha! Me: https://t.co/lnhf6eatUU
Mon, 23:30: RT @ambermruffin: @MatorinLaw @OhNoSheTwitnt https://t.co/Zvz1V7b6DY
Mon, 23:30: RT @TheGoozler: sanitarium skeleton: *has no blood* meteor golem: *has no bones* myself, a powerful wizard indeed: *casts blood to bones sa…
Mon, 23:31: RT @voxdotcom: The next time someone says video games are causing America’s gun problem, show them this chart. https://t.co/XfVEaOOp3i http…
Mon, 23:46: RT @videodante: my milkshake brings 30-50 feral hogs to the yard
Mon, 23:52: RT @WhySharksMatter: Somewhere in this great country of ours, there is a feral hog expert. They were out of the office today, and their wor…
Mon, 23:52: RT @_AlexHirsch: JFC I posted this 2 years ago 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/9Z5TSrz94a
Mon, 23:53: RT @Stabbytabbycat: #VideogamesAreNotToBlame https://t.co/yOtgNDJDoC
Mon, 23:57: RT @BillClinton: How many more people have to die before we reinstate the assault weapons ban & the limit on high-capacity magazines & pass…

Mon, 23:58: RT @jonnysun: far more people die from the flu than from 30 to 50 feral hogs. Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data,
Mon, 23:58: RT @kya_vess: Ohhh. New Commander who enjoys Cosplay. Maybe it's time to add green to Lazav! https://t.co/Xfg0j6HaU9
Tue, 00:00: RT @elektrotal: i see a lot of my fellow left leaning friends mocking the feral hog thing, and i used to be right there with you until i ac…
Tue, 00:07: RT @MLeeLunsford: Hogs at the morning Twitter take warning Hogs at night Twitter's delight
Tue, 00:07: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: https://t.co/qIdSOZC5RE
Tue, 00:10: RT @dantheshive: What you do with feral hogs is call in professionals. Professionals I know more than you’d think about because I watched…
Tue, 00:10: RT @stevecantsmell: @pickwick Therapist: So what do think about to break the anxiety spiral Me: What if 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard…
Tue, 00:11: RT @KingWank: Always love Twitter trend pairings. #ThingsIFindOddlyHot #feralhogs https://t.co/v0skIzWkZK
Tue, 00:24: I am laughing myself silly at this. https://t.co/ah1FldgWlK
Tue, 00:24: RT @danilaundry: This took me 20 minutes to make don’t let it flop #feralhogs https://t.co/AmOuCpEcJH

Tue, 00:28: RT @klara_sjo: This mother fucker has a side quest, I know it. https://t.co/mLGxM6Tzcw
Tue, 00:28: RT @TheAuracl3: In other news, 8chan has lost their DDOS protection and their account has been suspended on Twitter. It only took three mas…
Tue, 00:29: RT @afoersch: Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that appear on my phone screen within 3-5 mins while…
Tue, 00:30: RT @mitsurutenma: i’ve never been so happy to have been right about something in my whole life https://t.co/rgNamiY0iE
Tue, 00:30: RT @SarahWiedenheft: https://t.co/IFLFQJbKbr
Tue, 00:31: RT @avimiller_rox: Welcome back to North 100, Oops All Wheeler Edition. https://t.co/TirkguK5xn
Tue, 00:40: RT @WGladstone: When you're upset about losing a follower. https://t.co/JKBdDBej4U
Tue, 00:45: RT @HerseyMaggie: Please help there’s 30-50 Pharrell hogs in my yard, they won’t stop singing Happy #feralhogs https://t.co/qLtm266Yd1
Tue, 00:50: RT @WakeUpSuper: Hey :) I cracked and got Instagram. https://t.co/lAf0PGnC6l
Tue, 00:50: RT @KivaBay: Feral hogs 2020 https://t.co/D03DG5GHDg

Tue, 00:51: RT @kmmurphhh: #feralhogs are now consuming my life https://t.co/eoetGaF7M4
Tue, 00:54: @UnarmedOracle @alexsteacy The speed of sound https://t.co/Np6X3Rqq4J
Tue, 00:56: RT @acnewsitics: Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994 and mass shootings dropped by 43%. Bush and the GOP let the ban expire in 200…
Tue, 00:59: RT @bachmandesign: Laser-engraved Cannon-Thurston fractal in acrylic, side-lit with LEDs in custom built frame. Joint work with @henryseg a…
Tue, 01:01: RT @mistermegative: If violent video games turn people into remorseless killers, maybe Stardew Valley will turn my kid into someone who act…
Tue, 01:02: RT @TheFigen: What could go wrong? 😬😬 https://t.co/MZdDpYRziP
Tue, 01:40: RT @mediaddiction19: Internet: No way 30-50 hogs rolling up on someones yard ever happened... 30-50 Hogs: #feralhogs https://t.co/4xhcZnw…
Tue, 01:41: RT @RebelOne08: racoons >#feralhogs https://t.co/zpaexJlQ26
Tue, 01:41: RT @lazygamereviews: So I just won a Japanese auction. Took a chance on this listing with terrible pictures and basically zero information…
Tue, 01:43: RT @Hello_Tailor: In a way it's fortunate that Neil deGrasse Tyson is so addicted to bad tweets, because his multiple sexual assault/harass…

Tue, 01:47: RT @thehill: Mayor of Dayton Nan Whaley: "I've heard that [President Trump's] coming Wednesday but I have not gotten a call. And you know h…
Tue, 02:12: Here's what will happen when Trump decides to show up in Toledo https://t.co/ESxZJH9Az9
Tue, 02:19: RT @The_Potato_Cat: If any of you use a @Huawei phone and haven't had the update yet, don't. Whatever you do, do NOT let it update. Batter…
Tue, 02:20: RT @danidonovan: trainer: do you work out? me: i walk every day trainer: that’s great! where do you walk? me: back and forth trainer: o…
Tue, 02:22: RT @UnusualVideos: what the fuck https://t.co/tJl9bXZpLd
Tue, 02:26: @alexsteacy When someone tells you to "go left" :-D https://t.co/AH4LRjs133
Tue, 03:00: RT @JackDexterity: To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set…
Tue, 03:07: RT @pointclickbait: Nintendo In Damage Control After Wario Promotes Phrenology On Joe Rogan Podcast https://t.co/WHRsqyRS0Q https://t.co/hd…
Tue, 03:30: RT @TheManaSource: Ixidor is over $10 which I consider absurd. I’ve been signing and giving them to Patreon supporters for years. Don’t l…

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