My tweets

Mon, 13:54: RT @CNET: Jupiter’s new moon names: 🌕 Pandia 🌕 Ersa 🌕 Eirene 🌕 Philophrosyne 🌕 Eupheme https://t.co/ighlHnBGaX
Mon, 13:55: RT @SlyTQ: 🌿 Pre PAX Bonus Stream 🌿 https://t.co/sa11DCUH5m Stardew Valley Challenge Farm
Mon, 13:58: RT @TheOnion: Sony Announces Discreet New Flesh-Colored VR Helmet That Blends In With Your Face https://t.co/RcJliTBHrJ https://t.co/dV6JDK…
Mon, 13:59: RT @ajakobian: Yes this is part of my job... https://t.co/9pmGZBvCWg
Mon, 14:10: RT @destroytoday: Still have no idea how people can… ✅ work a full-time job ✅ cook dinner often ✅ exercise regularly ✅ enjoy weekends ✅ ke…
Mon, 14:11: RT @rknLA: @destroytoday Current full-time (40hr/wk) jobs aren’t designed for single people to do this; they’re post-war relics & depend on…
Mon, 14:12: RT @LanceShaver: Holy crap. You can Groupon Medical Imaging in the US. Is this real life? https://t.co/Jn47gyEeKM
Mon, 14:14: RT @crookednosering: jeff bezos makes $149,353/min. i make $12.50/hr before tax or $0.208/min. i work a double (13h) and get a single 30 m…
Mon, 14:15: RT @LunaLuvgood2020: A room full of World Leaders Addressing Climate Change at #G7France While the Amazon Rainforest burns Our POTUS…
Mon, 14:18: RT @nkjemisin: UPS guy comes to the door to bring me a pkg. Pauses, noticing music. Guy: Is that the Skyrim soundtrack? Me: ::twitch:: Ye…

Mon, 14:18: RT @vedia_lupae: "I'm just not feeling this game..." *opens up another game* "Really not feeling this game." *Browses entire list of gam…
Mon, 14:18: RT @9_volt_: “SJWs don’t even buy you’re games, never apologize to them” i wish this was true. i wish i was smart enough to not buy anymor…
Mon, 14:22: RT @themanaleek: Super confused by this bit in the State of Design article. I felt Guilds had zero replayability (you play Boros or Dimir…
Mon, 14:22: RT @tvaziri: The budget for "Venom" was $100 million. https://t.co/DmgzPfaztF
Mon, 15:37: RT @chezspence: This is it. The moment you’ve been waiting for all night. https://t.co/Lo8Lc89zYz
Mon, 15:56: RT @TrakoZG: Apparently if I use @Twitter too much the site just breaks? I was able to get stuff back after clearing cache and cookies, but…
Mon, 15:58: RT @SamuraiCorndog: *george walks in* George: well jerry IM CANCELLED Jerry: Cancelled?! George: Cancelled! Jerry: you can’t be cancell…
Mon, 16:00: RT @avillanappears: this is the most animation errors I’ve ever seen in a single gif https://t.co/GyFY8b8pL2
Mon, 16:02: RT @dariusrafieyan: Someone peeled off 20 years worth of subway ads to reveal this Road Trip poster circa 2000. The past is never dead, it’…
Mon, 16:03: RT @drsexington: @dariusrafieyan @Coolranch4lyfe This masterpiece used to reside near JFK Airport. This pic was taken in 2015. https://t.co…

Mon, 16:56: RT @loadingreadyrun: Alex has Demons'd all the Souls, so up next on Play it Forward, Paul will be playing through Thimbleweed Park! Join hi…
Mon, 17:08: RT @Foone: If you're looking for a simple USB floppy drive to read PC 3.5" disks (or late 1.44mb Mac disks), they're generally all the same…
Mon, 17:50: OK... hear me out... maybe eating 50 fish sticks at once wasn't such a good idea... Stomach is quite upset now.
Mon, 17:50: RT @Yax: Why do they not own clothes that fit!? https://t.co/emaGmMHr5F
Mon, 17:51: RT @TheRealGiraffe6: [ENG] [PC] We are awake and Live! https://t.co/vGrARHJVCd
Mon, 17:53: RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Dogs Twitching In Sleep Are Dreaming About Tearing Owners Limb From Limb https://t.co/9Ahtlnq56c https://t.co/WMm…
Mon, 17:56: RT @LeftAtLondon: Motherfucker looks like the Death Star’s WiFi router I hate this https://t.co/JULe0DdnVL
Mon, 17:56: RT @tweetsbyrocket: millennial: i wanna die boomer: here's climate change millennial: not like that
Mon, 17:57: RT @depressionnote: Mental illness destroys lives.
Mon, 17:57: RT @jvancitters: Well now I’m in. https://t.co/iSOlOrRP6s

Mon, 17:59: RT @PleasantKenobi: Yesterday a viewer asked me to add the meme to Stoneforge Mystic at #MTGVegas - less than 24 hours later this ritual ha…
Mon, 18:01: RT @xkcdComic: How to Send a File https://t.co/y7AKyflXlu https://t.co/anWt03Q2NH https://t.co/m9Oj6ZJj7r
Mon, 18:26: This should be called "Robot's Delight" https://t.co/BaMyJNQVNY
Mon, 20:00: RT @OtherJaneAdams: Look. I know it's hot out and the bugs are a problem. And I know y'all want the best for your beasts. BUT PLEASE DO Y…
Mon, 22:39: RT @Metox_1: Metox Streams || Feeling tired tonight so Bejeweled 3 Zen Mode and OC Remix. (Day 238 of 365) (1080p 60fps) #Bejeweled3 #PopC…
Mon, 22:57: RT @C_M_Young: For those interested, this is the app I’ve been using to generate the images. It works in real-time or by loading images. It…
Mon, 23:11: RT @C_M_Young: @ReleseMcCracken I play this so often that I’ve memorized the colors. Note how close the gray routes are to the pink, and th…
Mon, 23:13: RT @C_M_Young: @anotherclive It’s even worse than this shows. Imagine holding one of the more problematic colors in isolation. You’re holdi…
Mon, 23:13: RT @C_M_Young: Name a colorful board game and I’ll show you how I see it.
Mon, 23:25: RT @matt_cam: "I can't go back," my client told me as soon as he sat down at the table in ICE detention. "They will kill me." I believed…

Mon, 23:25: RT @klara_sjo: Today's special: Human souls. https://t.co/YVHc5HFbHe
Mon, 23:27: RT @MarioBrothBlog: April Fools joke feature from Expert Gamer magazine that purports to showcase how to evolve a Dragonite into Yoshi in P…
Mon, 23:28: RT @armlx: The actual most shocking part of this B&R is casually saying "Yea we though Necro might be fine". https://t.co/1j5mWdk9ON
Mon, 23:29: RT @starstrickenSF: “maybe this is a dumb question, but..” “i don’t mean to ask a silly question, but..” “sorry, I have a question?” no qu…
Mon, 23:39: RT @MSAdministrator: Lol https://t.co/iPJWNIVPmg
Mon, 23:41: RT @AnnaGHughes: My friends, expecting a beautiful high resolution image taken by a professional astrophotographer: So Anna, what does that…
Mon, 23:46: RT @azninsect: If you get given the shot, you gotta take it @moby_dickhead https://t.co/fY3hDXa6QE
Mon, 23:47: RT @azninsect: Everyones talking about WoW Classic. Meanwhile me, not having played the game in any iteration... https://t.co/c94fCg7cdb
Mon, 23:49: RT @ItsAndyRyan: I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several ot…
Mon, 23:55: RT @JohnnyKeats1: @ItsAndyRyan My aunt wandered into an open air restaurant in Greece, sat down, she had no Greek, they no English. So she…

Tue, 00:06: RT @MadeintheBridge: @ItsAndyRyan I once walked by a pretzel place and took a free sample that this woman was offering... only she wasn’t a…
Tue, 00:17: RT @warcraftstats: 2004 Managers - “Why the hell is everyone off sick this week???” 2019 Staff - “Why the hell are the bosses off sick thi…
Tue, 00:17: RT @extremelymegan: good night here's every wild pokemon theme except it's just their intros https://t.co/WsJYbhu0AS
Tue, 00:18: RT @benedict_rs: reactionary nerds: The new She-Ra looks like shit. Why can't animation be GOOD like it was in the 80s? animation in the 80…
Tue, 00:18: RT @nougatzadeh: 12 hours from now? #WoWClassic https://t.co/zYRi3amtmV
Tue, 00:25: RT @BeefGriller: File this under #enraging... my daughter bought her Italian class textbook from the only supplier: her university bookstor…