My tweets

Tue, 13:32: RT @Oatmeal: Dentist cat. https://t.co/2xB6lM6b6Z
Tue, 13:33: RT @RebelliousUno: I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing Satisfactory https://t.co/eGrwu6zD0w
Tue, 13:33: RT @C418: @Spotify Hey who do I talk to about how y'all get to related artists? As much as I agree I'm most likely related to video game ar…
Tue, 13:34: RT @GigawattConduit: MCU fans: Imma take a movie at face value when a character who is a famous liar says the word “multiverse” Also MCU f…
Tue, 13:35: RT @maro254: Fun story. Erik Lauer was always bugged by the fact that Decimate didn’t actually decimate so he made Decimator Web which actu…
Tue, 13:37: RT @ASmallFiction: The timelines weren't branching out, but collapsing in. Streams that joined a single river, memories tumbled smooth in…
Tue, 13:37: RT @JackE_Bee: @MarlynnOfMany @ASmallFiction I swear to god, the reality I'm from called it The Berenstein Paradox, and then one day I woke…
Tue, 13:39: RT @sarah_fong_tho: Don't go to Colossolcon. Dont even show up that weekend. Give the Kalahari your $$ the following weekend, call it a cos…
Tue, 13:50: RT @elektrotal: Those of us with privilege, those of us with nothing to lose, those of us with platforms and audiences, it is on us to spea…
Tue, 13:52: RT @gamercow: This is fucking brilliant. No more buying that Elmo cake pan for Jimothy's 6th and never using it again. https://t.co/Nv5DMP…

Tue, 13:53: RT @JeriLRyan: Good lord… https://t.co/3j1P3bE5AH
Tue, 13:53: RT @DonalEvans: @alexsteacy Not sure if this is something you're already aware of, but you made it to the front page of reddit (in a good w…
Tue, 14:00: RT @helpmeskeletor: ‘Race is a social construct’ Is smug white pseudo intellectual for ‘There is only one race, the human race!’
Tue, 14:54: RT @elgoonishshive: This is one reason I like polls. It's not uncommon for the average opinion to not match with what feels like common sen…
Tue, 14:56: RT @juiceps: ALL ARTISTS RETWEET THIS https://t.co/06rJjLGzJm
Tue, 19:45: RT @WakeUpSuper: Hey time for me to shill my stuff: If you’re buying Borderlands 3 and want to help me out, use the Epic Creator code SEABA…
Tue, 19:46: RT @loadingreadyrun: A very quick update video in regards to the Panalysts schedule: https://t.co/JAS4NQqVS4
Tue, 19:47: RT @pkkaos: I absolutely do not blame any victim not ready to share their own story of abuse in the industry and out an abuser, but gotta s…
Tue, 19:52: RT @MicroSFF: "Ah, Frxz?" Our alien intern looked up from their workstation. "Yes, supervisor!" "You added a 'Gender' field to our site." F…
Tue, 19:52: RT @Lyinginbedmon: This is part of why you need to pay REAL close attention to digital voting machines https://t.co/Tmr2tYWXfk

Tue, 19:55: RT @PseudoChaos: @STaylorRayburn @kdqd3 Touch screens are calibrated by putting a mark on the screen and telling you to tap them. Either th…
Wed, 09:30: RT @RayEffBae: Starting Smartcoffin, a Turn Based FPS about training your best friend. Check it out at https://t.co/QRfE424C8u
Wed, 09:31: RT @ASmallFiction: "May I ask why I was destined to pass?" the soul asked. "Hm?" Fate said. "You cut my thread." "Oh. I got a weird tang…
Wed, 09:31: RT @MikeOkuda: I paid more in taxes than Amazon, which made $11 billion in profit last year and paid zero. We ALL benefit from public inves…
Wed, 09:33: RT @the_moviebob: This deepfakes shit is one of only maybe 5 advancements in technology that ACTUALLY frightens me. We shouldn't have this.…
Wed, 09:37: RT @BatDaddyOfThree: @taitai78787 @UhOhNoGo Technology can tell the difference... for now. That's changing, too. Even now, it's only 96%…
Wed, 09:41: RT @azninsect: The madman finally did it... https://t.co/TzKArvRjDZ
Wed, 09:46: RT @BoogTweets: [movie trailer] IN A WORLD OF ANIMAL NOISES *distant oinks and moo’s* ONE OLD MAN KNEW THEM ALL *dramatic music* BUT B…
Wed, 09:48: RT @howardtayler: My mechanic has the best signage. https://t.co/l6hZgAy6qQ
Wed, 09:49: RT @mahmudbayero: Nobody: Sudan Government: https://t.co/dbLaulhG6K

Wed, 09:50: RT @jonnysun: “stop letting someone live in your head rent free” other people: okay, you’re right. i will stop letting them live in my hea…
Wed, 09:52: RT @ThiccFoley: When a man tells me intergender wrestling isn’t realistic: https://t.co/YaCYBCrDVb
Wed, 09:58: RT @hoesuueee: https://t.co/r7GBLEnwUg
Wed, 10:00: RT @demanrisu: the point i'm trying to make here is that you shouldn't work for free. i see so many young people & students angling for a f…
Wed, 10:03: RT @knck1es: @ashoncrawley This made me yell "Jesus christ " so it must be working
Wed, 10:05: RT @korvys: https://t.co/XWKAJ50L7c
Wed, 10:06: RT @gamercow: Looks like Gropey Joe is going for that "I got mine, fuck y'all entitled assholes for wanting any" Boomer vote. https://t.co/…
Wed, 10:06: RT @spookperson: joe biden sucks so fucking much https://t.co/QstTTuWt1G
Wed, 10:12: RT @CNET: 5G is great, but this Wi-Fi upgrade will provide double the range, triple the speed and better reliability https://t.co/rvP40MgInS
Wed, 10:14: RT @JadedEmpath: https://t.co/yrccJsKrkA anyone in 2020....but with a pencil on a piece of paper.

Wed, 10:15: RT @DomainIncite: "My Registrar/Registry Nightmare" https://t.co/2UPnGYlpvB #domains
Wed, 10:17: RT @all_mankind: Imagine reacting to the image of a burger by quickly rushing to your feet and yelling "McDonalds", ten or twenty times in…
Wed, 11:24: RT @elektrotal: Since it's that time of year, there are no pumpkins in pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice is the flavors added to pumpkin pie, li…
Wed, 11:24: RT @SusanArendt: Steady employment. https://t.co/qcPT9zohp6
Wed, 11:24: RT @itsJeffTiedrich: no one could have predicted that the guy who was sued for denying apartments to black people and was sued for stiffing…
Wed, 11:25: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Wheel. https://t.co/RYdj2kfuih https://t.co/yVSUwQwbI5
Wed, 11:27: RT @ricardoautobahn: We should have been writing to the Queens Lawyers everybody. Don’t waste your stamps https://t.co/lETYuHvwuD
Wed, 11:27: RT @StrangeCoisas: ??? https://t.co/NiKqTsAEGo