My tweets

Fri, 13:15: RT @russpitts: Me: Are we going to have a mid-life crisis? Susan: No. We’ve had actual crises.
Fri, 13:15: RT @vandroidhelsing: “I’m hungry” ❌ weak, inactive verb ❌ tired phrasing ❌ sounds kinda whiny “I hunger” ✅ strong, active verb ✅ attention…
Fri, 13:16: RT @dantheshive: I want a Terminator movie in which they successfully terminate John Connor, but it turns out like the hypothetical “go bac…
Fri, 14:09: RT @Foone: my hobby: reformatting all my fucking USB flash drives so that they're linux-formatted and then when I'm trying to find one to u…
Fri, 14:11: RT @dantheshive: So how do Terminators know when they fail with time travel? “Right, let’s try again.” “Wait, how do we know we tried a fi…
Fri, 14:12: RT @Chinchillazllla: ??????????????????????????????? https://t.co/WgdzdMyywr
Fri, 14:13: RT @NCassiel: Using her character as a vehicle to express her disdain for all the miserable fucks that show up at her workplace. A literal…
Fri, 14:16: RT @howardtayler: Coming to Schlock Mercenary on September 8th: https://t.co/YahTXWxbRz
Fri, 14:17: RT @icedcitruss: artists messing with hue, saturation, and brightness sliders. https://t.co/3dX6JxIPOk
Fri, 14:18: RT @haleyp: under capitalism the dog on the right makes $14.5 million and the dog on the left makes $39,888 https://t.co/8RMh5v4Nxz

Fri, 14:18: RT @wjz: JUST IN | I-95 N has reopened after a truck carrying pineapples caught fire. https://t.co/EevFTGuxit
Fri, 17:29: RT @FarFarAway0: Warning https://t.co/adtkI7JMtp
Fri, 17:32: RT @loadingreadyrun: Time to continue our Play it Forward of Thimbleweed Park! https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ https://t.co/2ewXVV1Se7
Fri, 17:34: RT @garblefart: the raw energy https://t.co/jiBWOqD4PK
Fri, 17:35: RT @Luaankkk: gato com ping 999+ https://t.co/ISdEdjfihl
Fri, 17:37: RT @LibsInAmerica: What the hell was he thinking? The Rhino is tossing him around as if he’s a rubber ball! Maybe stupid people shouldn’t w…
Fri, 17:40: RT @MatthewACherry: Us trying to figure out whether Jack Dorsey’s twitter account was hacked or not https://t.co/FeJRSuZ1XD
Fri, 17:40: RT @IanSchreiber: For people saying there's "a few bad apples" in the industry, I'll remind you that the actual phrase is "one bad apple sp…
Fri, 17:42: RT @MaxMcGeeTV: Smoke intensifying here at Loafers Lounge in Catonsville @wjz https://t.co/uPh9KMHeZE
Fri, 17:42: RT @YougleFact: ❤😘 https://t.co/zAPS6R8aeq

Fri, 17:45: RT @simpsons_vids: https://t.co/nUjLclqX2R
Fri, 17:46: RT @Fire_Badger: how come nobody who hacks celebrities ever does anything funny with it? they just type the n word like that's comedy gold.…
Fri, 17:48: RT @BaltCoFire: UPDATE: COMMERCIAL BLDFIRE//6518 Baltimore Nat Pike (Loafers Lounge).// cammand request 3rd alarm^NT https://t.co/FF2S4WEy9I
Fri, 17:49: RT @wbaltv11: #UPDATE: Per Capt. Roy Taylor of SkyTeam-11, the fire is now at 3 alarms >> https://t.co/RPajd6Q4g9 https://t.co/eTkbCH9Xjb
Fri, 17:52: RT @anildash: Important context, because it means a linked app was compromised, but they likely had no access to DMs, no copy of his passwo…
Fri, 18:04: RT @anildash: Review which apps have access to your account by going to https://t.co/IUNQR6OKmP
Fri, 18:05: RT @anildash: Interesting insight into community response times. https://t.co/qNXtRPkISh
Fri, 18:07: RT @jazzbeezy: @anildash An aside: “bald skeleton head tramp” is A+
Fri, 18:15: RT @Famout_Highwind: Desert Bus for Hope Game Jam 2019 is now taking sign ups! Details at https://t.co/gAXmRk1DfR #DesertBus2019 #DBGJ2019
Fri, 18:16: RT @Green_Footballs: @oneunderscore__ Jack filed a report and got an email back saying there were no violations of the Twitter Rules.

Fri, 23:47: RT @BengineeringTV: ITS ALMOST TIIIIIIME https://t.co/8zdkvxpCcX
Fri, 23:47: RT @korvys: @BengineeringTV (For those at home, the Raven Theatre is being broadcast on the PAX3 Twitch channel, https://t.co/l5SnH4Bmoa )
Fri, 23:47: RT @dubfight: Planning your PAX Friday evening? Consider the LATE NIGHT DUF FIGHT! 9:00PM PAX West 2019 – Raven Theatre https://t.co/DPBrB…