My tweets

Mon, 16:07: RT @KasieDC: President Trump: “I'm not sure that I’ve ever even heard of a Category 5." Also President Trump: https://t.co/lj8c5yeUQ1
Mon, 16:08: RT @clapifyoulikeme: How is this website free https://t.co/r8kfqjwk3p
Mon, 16:09: RT @cherryemoticon: the other day i politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replie…
Mon, 16:11: RT @Donttreadonpee: Rotato the potato https://t.co/YEbP6zJuMH
Mon, 16:12: RT @Bootleg_Stuff: https://t.co/qKBWpLJewW
Mon, 16:12: RT @CaseyExplosion: RT if you think billionaires shouldn't exist.
Mon, 16:14: RT @BigHern: At the end of the movie CONTACT, Jodie Foster’s character sees a beautiful alien planet and says, “They should’ve sent a poet”…
Mon, 16:15: RT @SafetyFlrst: Urinal has failed https://t.co/a8G9tJ7sUe
Mon, 18:24: RT @the_moviebob: ...I'd probably use a different .gif https://t.co/L4miz2caS4
Mon, 18:28: RT @JoelRubin_: Fox News viewers have nothing better to do on Labor Day than harass the wrong Joel Rubin. https://t.co/Ssj7XceYAC

Mon, 18:28: RT @forexposure_txt: "As a conference organizer, I continue to be amazed at how many people ask for airfare and accommodations for a 50 min…
Mon, 18:30: RT @Bee_Kirby: Reminder that there's an officially licensed Skittles video game and it looks like this https://t.co/lC0uUNbFKQ
Mon, 18:30: RT @loadingreadyrun: Once more with correct graphics! Join us on Friday, September 20th at 11AM as we welcome @jamietopples @goberthicks @…
Mon, 18:32: RT @LezBuck: Baby Barn Own hearing thunder for the first time Captured via Nest Camera by Robert E. Fuller https://t.co/CJ3N0uOam2
Mon, 18:33: RT @smarxist_: before it happens you think "no way is it going to happen..." and then it happens https://t.co/SUcpwnuBXk
Mon, 18:35: RT @damnyouwillis: NO THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER JOKE YOU EFFING JAGS https://t.co/qwmhRxNUpn
Mon, 18:36: RT @FGC_Qiom: @MikeLovesRabbit @thegeeksempress @kokuuhakuu This is still the godliest one https://t.co/GbHbadFEIZ
Mon, 18:37: RT @IBJIYONGI: Minimalist Mask Allows You to Avoid Facial Recognition https://t.co/nQxQtJC3fT
Mon, 18:39: RT @LuxAlptraum: TIRED: Jokes about insecure men having small penises INSPIRED: Recognizing that the belief that male value is connected…
Mon, 18:51: RT @PA_Megacorp: New PA Comic! Check out https://t.co/lnhUBE3x6g for more, or consider supporting us on https://t.co/NUXd9O4DZe. https://t.…

Mon, 18:52: RT @ricardoautobahn: If I have to go to court over a song called Attack Of The Freaking Balls I may end up in prison for laughing too much.…
Mon, 18:54: RT @the_moviebob: New title: "NEW MUTANTS: The Mystery Of Why We'll All Be A Decade Older Next Time You See Any Of Us" https://t.co/chcdyxi…
Mon, 18:55: RT @xkcdComic: Game Show https://t.co/2hXSJsnzJy https://t.co/lC6WHsqrXC https://t.co/4ky1NaRZl4
Mon, 18:58: RT @Meadbymead: I told you guys it would be weird if they screamed. https://t.co/1qPTHpuLzy
Mon, 19:11: RT @TwoBizarre: Me, someone who watches @WakeUpSuper regularly, hiding under the bed. Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: Me: Armed robb…
Mon, 19:20: RT @daytonward: That look you get when you're reading a Twitter thread completely unrelated to anything you're doing or on which you're lik…
Mon, 19:23: RT @Zyxst: https://t.co/fjpanXp9kH
Mon, 22:12: RT @WakeUpSuper: Hey who’s the dumbass in the first clip https://t.co/sZ1wqOG39Q
Mon, 22:13: RT @UnarmedOracle: TFW PAX is complete https://t.co/J6NqWquUQZ
Mon, 22:14: RT @dixonij: Big Canadian Highlander points update coming soon. #mtg https://t.co/4sNfFhtgnp

Mon, 22:21: RT @Elizabe13168384: My Data for Dragon Con 2019! 😘 #startrek #StarTrekPicard #StarTrekUniverse #cosplay #cosplayer https://t.co/2UE6Q5Iw0n
Mon, 23:51: RT @SusanArendt: Not trying to make others feel bad for the path they’re on if it’s different from mine or doesn’t match an arbitrary socie…
Mon, 23:52: RT @loadingreadyrun: Going live with a series of four bonus prerecorded Dice Friends -- After the Flood sessions with @UnarmedOracle @ihor…
Mon, 23:54: RT @tvtropes: Love Potion https://t.co/TiDdw84F4G Credit: https://t.co/9aitoFNc2C https://t.co/mlVAarcqOJ
Mon, 23:54: RT @Clipart1994bot: EGPLANTT.BMF https://t.co/kqdTQKPunQ
Mon, 23:58: RT @kevinmax: https://t.co/wPImTyxVNG https://t.co/qachLj0PcO
Mon, 23:59: RT @Canageek: My @BoltBus back to #YVR was supposed to be here at 5:45 pm to leave at 6 pm. It arrived at 6:15 pm with out AC so they have…
Tue, 00:00: RT @TheOnion: Man Just Waiting Tables Until Fundamental Structure Of U.S. Economy Changes https://t.co/LcVWfweaJ9 https://t.co/gKy1zCTm3I
Tue, 02:00: RT @BengineeringTV: Saying good bye to your friends at #PAXWest like https://t.co/oU0VbMeUDy
Tue, 02:02: RT @LucyKnisley: I’m still thinking about this very good bathroom graffiti. https://t.co/PC9fMwHc4h

Tue, 02:06: RT @MikeOkuda: Rightwingers use the word “socialism” as a boogeyman. It’s true that pure socialism has been shown to be a really bad idea.…
Tue, 02:08: RT @James_LRR: Sure is the end of PAX. https://t.co/QGAnAjD6Fu
Tue, 02:09: RT @PVJAMVS: *Flume eating ass* Burners: “Burning man is ruined” Also Burning man: https://t.co/VSUCMszL84
Tue, 02:10: RT @ashleyfeinberg: one of the weirdest things twitter has done recently is that, when you sign up to make an account, it just… doesn’t let…
Tue, 02:12: RT @mcclure111: If you're like "what's up with all these weirdos with a bunch of numbers after their @??" basically the Twitter signup proc…
Tue, 02:13: RT @BengineeringTV: Another #PAXWest down! What a wild ride. After 12 days on the road, I'm glad to be going home, but sad its come to a cl…