My tweets

Wed, 12:17: RT @Silylphosphine: Friendly tip: do not try to spring a potluck lunch on the office with *less than 24 hr notice*. Especially don't try t…
Wed, 12:20: RT @xtop: The smithsonian offers free downloads of 3D scans of objects in their collection and that’s why I now have a Lidded Ewer from 105…
Wed, 12:20: RT @nicknprince: Early nomination for "card I am going to have to read the most" because there's three different ways to trigger that life…
Wed, 12:24: RT @AstroKatie: You had ONE JOB!! lol jk that doesn’t happen anymore
Wed, 12:25: RT @tvtropes: Hitler Ate Sugar https://t.co/t68Henpo7A Credit: https://t.co/5uWv5TcJHi https://t.co/ApV7TIZDIc
Wed, 12:25: RT @jay13x: I love that you have to tap your Food because heaven forbid we Improvise our Food. This tweet is going to make no sense to my…
Wed, 12:26: RT @Rod_God1999: This the type of WALL I wanna hear about!!! https://t.co/am6IKAcQcH
Wed, 12:27: RT @DewMan001: Bathroom graffiti has gotten weird and satanic, you guys https://t.co/uHE0OPFdGQ
Wed, 12:28: RT @Lowco2525: PSA about Twitch's Subtember: the 10% bonus bits *only* works if you cheer with the special Subway cheermote! This wasn't s…
Wed, 12:29: RT @PooltoyWolf: So I went to put away my wind chimes for #HurricaneDorian, and... 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 https://t.co/I80tQW1UNZ

Wed, 12:31: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Crunchy. https://t.co/Qd8c6uk66M https://t.co/BpZoLR5vQL
Wed, 12:32: RT @SaffronOlive: First Warlock in Magic, right? Also, I'm pretty sure we'll have exactly one Rat in Standard post-rotation, so good luck w…
Wed, 12:32: RT @fozmeadows: The fact that there are people blaming Zoe Quinn for Alex Holowka’s suicide because she (among multiple others) spoke up ab…
Wed, 13:25: RT @MTGGoldfish: Upcoming Magic sets! IKORIA = monsters, Core Set 2021 = Teferi. https://t.co/t7O3ylIad5
Wed, 13:25: RT @wizards_magic: Coming Winter 2020, it's Theros: Beyond Death. We're going back to the legendary world of gods, heroes and monsters. And…
Wed, 13:25: RT @Card_Kingdom: Are you a fan of the Mono-color life? Well #MTGELD looks like it is perfect for you with the Adamant mechanic! https://t.…
Wed, 13:26: RT @wizards_magic: And with that, we have our look at the Standard set releases for 2020! Just take a look at that delightful lineup: https…
Wed, 13:27: RT @russpitts: Fuck you, pay me https://t.co/m34i5eWKdF
Wed, 13:28: RT @9th_Amendment: @MExasperated @Mandatory @comingsoonnet Screenshotted the deleted tweet for posterity and the history books, etc. https:…
Wed, 13:28: RT @rachelr1977: @9th_Amendment @MExasperated @Mandatory @comingsoonnet This is my personal favorite. https://t.co/MXgaDsU1KB

Wed, 13:29: RT @wizards_magic: And finally, Fall 2020 brings us... Zendikar Rising! With the threat of the Eldrazi gone from the plane, Zendikar Rising…
Wed, 13:29: RT @wizards_magic: Coming in Spring 2020 is a brand new world! Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths. In Mark's own words: "It's monster world!" You ge…
Wed, 13:30: RT @wizards_magic: Summer means it's time for a new Core set! We don't have many details to share about Core Set 2021, but expect to see Te…
Wed, 13:31: RT @Kyanilis: Missing: 1 puppy. Nowhere to be found. https://t.co/eeRWlUryx4
Wed, 13:31: RT @Card_Kingdom: If you wanted to plan for next year in Magic: The Gathering, here's your timeline! https://t.co/cWXnK2r0fy
Wed, 13:31: RT @Card_Kingdom: WE'RE GOING BACK TO THEROS IN 2020! Theros: Beyond Death
Wed, 13:32: RT @jesstephan: I have an extra one of these lying around so it’s ✨✨Giveaway Time✨✨ To enter: ⭐️Follow me ⭐️Retweet this post ⭐️Resid…
Wed, 13:32: RT @DJSHIRE: Pretty cool "Building a dungeon exploring game within a Tetris puzzle" https://t.co/gIFtPX7vZN
Wed, 13:33: RT @MTG_Arena: SURPRISE! GO GO GO! https://t.co/CQdyDez4MD
Wed, 13:34: RT @UnarmedOracle: Back from two weeks away and it’s time to stream. Let’s fight hideous space monsters for the sky ball. https://t.co/Ftm4…

Wed, 13:36: RT @SusanArendt: @Futterish @Sev_Anthony I can't believe he had the balls to try and defend any of that. Firing someone IN THE PUBLIC CHAT?…
Wed, 13:38: RT @MTGGoldfish: Brawl precons exclusive cards! More previews at https://t.co/9ly5HdR4E8 #MTGELD Source: https://t.co/IFSxkfZnid 🎨: @Colin…
Wed, 13:38: RT @MTGGoldfish: More Brawl precons exclusive cards! More previews at https://t.co/9ly5HdR4E8 #MTGELD Source: https://t.co/IFSxkfZnid 🎨: @…
Wed, 13:39: RT @MagicOnline: If you've been waiting for the Modern Cube, your wait is over! Log on to #mtgo right now to play all the Modern Cube you c…
Wed, 13:39: RT @MTGGoldfish: Four Brawl precons card that are NOT on Arena (without multiplayer). More previews at https://t.co/9ly5HdR4E8 #MTGELD Sou…
Wed, 13:40: RT @MTGGoldfish: Removal and uncommon from the mechanics article. More previews at https://t.co/9ly5HdR4E8 #MTGELD Source: https://t.co/ra…
Wed, 13:40: RT @MTGGoldfish: From the mechanics article, the third mechanic of the set, Adamant! More previews at https://t.co/9ly5HdR4E8 #MTGELD Sour…
Wed, 13:41: RT @MTGGoldfish: The three new Brawl precons commanders that add to Chulane spoiled a while ago! More previews at https://t.co/9ly5HdR4E8 #…
Wed, 13:43: RT @CantWearHats: #MTGEldraine is the Shrek 2 of Magic sets send tweet
Wed, 19:58: RT @pkkaos: Weird random take: I think I like Smash a ton even as a 'violent' game because it feels more like a sport? Like in some fightin…

Wed, 20:01: RT @JonTetrino: If you want a happy moment just watch @The_Potato_Cat just after her childhood dog was dropped off with us. https://t.co/vr…
Wed, 20:01: RT @warandpeace: I'm not gonna go into why I'm doing poorly, but I am going to ask for help. I'm asking you to help someone you're close to…
Wed, 20:02: RT @loadingreadyrun: This week on Dice Friends is a collection of short stories for the After the Flood characters. https://t.co/SAz88FVPz3
Wed, 20:02: RT @dixonij: With ALL the stuff announced today with regards to MTG/Arena/Thrones of Eldraine, the fact there was literally ZERO WotC booth…
Wed, 20:06: RT @captainkalvis: there are 20 billion hot dogs made each year they are each 6 inches long that's 10 billion feet of hot dogs the moo…
Wed, 20:08: RT @BengineeringTV: YUP https://t.co/ovqzzk439c
Wed, 20:08: RT @TodoNintendoS: if you ain't vaccinating us then we vaccinating ourselves https://t.co/26MwrqzHMR
Wed, 20:09: RT @dphrygian: I can't believe I shipped this game 6 years ago and no one ever pointed this out to me. https://t.co/yUTaUNVMpS https://t.co…
Wed, 20:12: RT @TheEagleist: Developing story: Dead bird headdress worn in Lone Ranger film distancing self from Johnny Depp in wake of Dior ad controv…
Wed, 20:12: RT @veesa_mtg: *record scratch* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation https://t.co/0GvdZ8FwFX

Wed, 20:53: RT @elakdawalla: Reading Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye and I’m astonished this hasn’t been a frequently posted meme over the last couple years ht…
Wed, 20:54: RT @nemuiryuu: Twitter right now https://t.co/QxHjJNwXA3
Wed, 20:57: RT @StrangeCoisas: ??? https://t.co/uVQOSRlvNm
Wed, 20:59: RT @mtg_lee: @TheMikeRobles Ha! Lifelink is simultaneous, sorry! Crazy ending. #WotCStaff
Wed, 21:01: RT @ghirapurigears: So wait. It's a mahamoti djinn. That is also a dragon. That also cares about artifacts. This... Wotc, imma cry right no…
Wed, 21:02: RT @Em_TeeGee: #MTGEldraine https://t.co/rqcGO6Zvoe
Wed, 21:02: RT @SaffronOlive: Calling it now: Zendikar Rising will have fetchlands. Shocks rotate before it comes out, we desperately need a reprint fo…
Wed, 21:02: RT @coL_Amazonian: https://t.co/mlw8u8bQsA
Wed, 21:03: RT @pulte: I’ll give $1,700 CASH to someone random who retweets this because the recent winner loved CASH ❤️ (must be following me so I can…
Wed, 21:05: RT @Twoflower: Going live with more creepypasta bureaucracy in Control! Come watch me flail around awkwardly in combat and make various num…

Thu, 03:48: RT @foxmar320: Support Foxmar https://t.co/T2OuWbTHDB
Thu, 03:50: RT @C418: I don't know if it's similar in other countries, but Germany's tax system is absolutely terrifying. They'll haunt you for the res…
Thu, 03:52: RT @RealMtgNews: Dreamworks Studios very confused at sudden buzz around unannounced Shrek 5
Thu, 03:53: RT @AstralColt: Me: I got a starred review! Chinese parents: A what? Me: It’s really a great honor— Parents: When are you getting married?…
Thu, 03:54: RT @dustystowe: If I'm reading this correctly, retired NFL running back Terry Kirby has misplaced his Pokemon https://t.co/VCv5Hot5GH
Thu, 03:55: RT @ADHD_Alien: Bonus https://t.co/aZ3M6iVawI
Thu, 03:56: RT @Pinboard: Facebook still sells ads to Chinese state propaganda agencies that called protesters cockroaches https://t.co/1Cseuww7M5
Thu, 03:59: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: England is closer to Africa than New Zealand is to Australia.
Thu, 04:13: RT @MyLifeAsJoeKim: Me to some friends: "Y'all have heard of Sin City right?" Friends: "duh. Vegas" Me: "have you heard of Den City?" F: ".…
Thu, 04:14: RT @issythegay: @kathyra_ You joke but my coworker got a phishing call today and he spent a good 15 minutes giving them detailed informatio…

Thu, 04:38: RT @nerdtothecore: You: Explain this game you play. Me: https://t.co/73P8UizRDm
Thu, 04:39: RT @CaptWordbeard: Arrived in Japan, this popped up in my promoted tweets. I blame @loadingreadyrun that I know what it is at all. https://…
Thu, 05:29: #MTGEldraine #MTGELD https://t.co/iYZLIAKZy1
Thu, 05:29: RT @MTG_Arena: She needs a name... Ready, set, go! (And in case you missed it: https://t.co/oVyGOQ1hy6) https://t.co/tAEWn4VEId
Thu, 05:31: RT @TolarianCollege: Commenters have told me to “die in a fire.” I’ve had my wife and child threatened. Repeatedly I’m called a pedophile,…

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