My tweets

Sun, 21:19: RT @dixonij: Somehow I overpaid by SEVEN cents. Whatever... MY STUDENT LOANS ARE OFFICIALLY PAID OFF. 🎉🎉🎉🎉 https://t.co/6LyZLdOwu8
Sun, 21:22: RT @Metox_1: Metox Streams || Borderlands 2: New Maya play through. [Borderlands 3 Hype!] (Day 251 of 365) #Borderlands2 #Gearbox #PS4 #twi…
Sun, 21:22: RT @loadingreadyrun: It’s birthday season in Nsburg, and a brand new QWERPLINE! https://t.co/1OIFPA7GAN
Sun, 21:25: Working Like God https://t.co/EvPV8KsS3v
Sun, 21:25: RT @TychoBrahe: My son saw this in school. Dear sweet Jesus https://t.co/BHfOEHgGqL
Sun, 21:26: RT @DanaFischerMTG: I'm so excited for this PPR! One question is, will it be child-appropriate? I'm looking at you, @PleasantKenobi ;) I…
Sun, 21:27: RT @LRRMtG: We’re just two short weeks away from the Throne of Eldraine PPR! We’re excited to welcome @PleasantKenobi @goberthicks @jamieto…
Sun, 21:27: RT @alwayscoffee: In case no one has told you today: —Meds are good (yay science). —Therapy is awesome. —Drink water.Yes, even if you hate…
Sun, 21:27: RT @loadingreadyrun: The next Play if Forward is about a week and a half out, so to help fill the schedule this week James is gonna jam som…
Sun, 21:28: RT @EldritchPencil: lov it when they do that https://t.co/zlWqtGhYFY

Sun, 21:28: RT @SusanArendt: Oh. Oh, I see. If you need me, I’ll be sitting on an ice floe and heading out to sea. https://t.co/12WmZmF0X0
Mon, 00:29: RT @Graham_LRR: Recording this year‘s (forthcoming) Beerfest Vlog has shamed me into finally finishing the ones I recorded at PAX East this…
Mon, 01:26: RT @DavidAlanMack: I have — and I cannot stress this enough — absolutely no idea what this meme is referencing, but I hate being left out o…
Mon, 01:26: RT @Alatriyana: The best part of my grad work is when I finish and I can close 20+ tabs across three windows.
Mon, 01:27: RT @iamTannenbaum: *every Mindhunter episode* HOLDEN: did you kill her? KILLER: nope HOLDEN: we heard your dick game was weaksauce KILL…
Mon, 01:58: RT @BrianTMcClellan: If you come watch @TypeCastRPG play DnD tonight in room 255F, you can watch @howardtayler draw stuff live! https://t.c…
Mon, 02:01: RT @NoelFB: 1 hour 38 minutes until I hit "Y" https://t.co/HCOsfdhBC7
Mon, 02:01: RT @DesignationSix: If the G.O.P. is cancelling their own primaries because they are afraid Trump cant win, then why is he the horse they w…
Mon, 02:02: RT @GoodyearBlimp: It’s literally what we do, Maureen. https://t.co/lXFmt5NXK3
Mon, 02:02: RT @LeftsidefromNY: Bat squeaking while being petted. 🦇🦇🦇 https://t.co/fpY9DzmkxD

Mon, 02:02: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/LWmNt7r3g0
Mon, 02:02: RT @MikeDrucker: lol just thought about Dan Quayle accidentally spelling “potato” wrong and how his career was completely over and he could…
Mon, 02:05: RT @FlyStatement: @YAAS_America Because none of this is true right? https://t.co/n9MmgmpEej
Mon, 02:12: RT @mixedgrass: Quitting my job to pursue my dream of not having a job
Mon, 02:12: RT @pattonoswalt: tfw you love voter suppression so much you won’t even let your own party members vote https://t.co/JMxf7ZMUQ6
Mon, 02:16: @xxdegausser https://t.co/4QAIr5WNNI
Mon, 02:16: RT @Stabbytabbycat: This is what happens when you Max out every filter on a photo app. https://t.co/uCIYt7o0Y0
Mon, 02:18: RT @Steampunk_T: This chair https://t.co/iXoRpVUS99
Mon, 02:24: RT @LammaticHama: My high school had a big ass room full of books you could borrow for free. I forget what they called it. https://t.co/1WN…
Mon, 02:25: RT @_AlexHirsch: Saw this stuffed Charmander in a claw machine game and https://t.co/dLWIYDW2GJ

Mon, 02:29: RT @tystiklorius: The U.S. incarcerates 2.3 million people, more than any other country. Where are they locked up and why? See new data: h…
Mon, 03:33: RT @IncredibleCulk: I have a big problem with this petition... I'm actually 39 years old. https://t.co/kOU3Zd7e00
Mon, 04:26: RT @HowardMortman: TALIBAN AND CAMP DAVID: Bush after returning from Camp David on Oct 14, 2001, "Turn him over; turn his cohorts over; tur…
Mon, 04:28: RT @computerfact: genie: i will grant you three wishes aladdin: ok genie: but before each wish you must watch an ad aladdin: what genie: to…
Mon, 04:29: RT @mmpadellan: Bill Weld Joe Walsh Mark Sanford All 3 are now running against #TalibanTrump in 2020. The GOP has canceled primaries in S…