- Fri, 23:49: Wait, I've just realized this... Canadians... When exactly did your Trudeau get replaced with Mirror Trudeau? https://t.co/oHfWpz0lMD
- Fri, 23:50: RT @robrousseau: Fuck https://t.co/ZIHwieLBh3
- Fri, 23:50: RT @Graham_LRR: The day’s almost over and I didn’t see a single April Fools joke good job everyone
- Fri, 23:51: RT @BengineeringTV: Oh god no kill it before it multiplies https://t.co/lj5VbZsGSt https://t.co/sc2ITydJHl
- Fri, 23:54: RT @_Jon_Green: My [48M] girlfriend [32F] is mad at me because I melted down on Twitter, promised to sell almost all of my physical possess…
- Fri, 23:57: RT @dixonij: Boy, whoever wrote that sure is telling a lot by sneaking in the "police and firemen" at the end there... https://t.co/s5cvNHr…
- Fri, 23:58: RT @BengineeringTV: Last night I caught a dude above my neighours apartment peeing off the balcony onto my neighbour's BBQ. I got him to st…
- Fri, 23:58: RT @Card_Kingdom: Where's my boy Lazav these days? https://t.co/fKOJzM72GZ
- Fri, 23:59: RT @azninsect: Mood https://t.co/fneBV0z9J2
- Sat, 00:06: RT @MythicMeebo: Y’all realize you can get basic lands for pennies right? Let people pay $30 for basics if they want to, it doesn’t matter…
- Sat, 00:08: RT @DrewCurtis: This tweet aged well https://t.co/tUMtcLpZ57
- Sat, 00:09: RT @johnhaydenmpls: I used one of those humane traps because I'm a humane guy. Did not turn out so well in the end... https://t.co/ScRwBvpw…
- Sat, 00:10: RT @lionelmufasa: @johnhaydenmpls https://t.co/Lz5QDgQKEC
- Sat, 01:04: RT @alexsteacy: I heard anecdotally that the drag chute on this 50 megaton monstrosity was so vast that the materials required caused a dis…
- Sat, 01:05: RT @the_moviebob: Exactly. This is why for the last 20 years we virtually stopped making EVERY OTHER KIND of "disaster movie" and just did…
- Sat, 01:05: RT @KlatuBaradaNiko: 🏎 and we have a late entrant in this race folks 🐕🐾🐾🐾🐾 https://t.co/9gZvjKdRnv
- Sat, 01:07: RT @TrakoZG: I don't know if there is a word or a phrase for this, but That feeling when you see someone else getting harassment or abuse…
- Sat, 01:07: RT @TrakoZG: Whatever that feeling is? Had it all my life. I don't see any safe communities, I don't know how to convey my lack of experi…
- Sat, 01:09: RT @_alastair: A reminder to order direct from restaurants if you have any interest in them surviving this https://t.co/p8sQIxifPF
- Sat, 01:09: RT @zeigenvector: I got five pounds of carrots from a restaurant supplier. It’s four carrots. https://t.co/2EqlAXepxP
- Sat, 01:09: RT @AAAAAGGHHHH: https://t.co/xsyfA3oU75
- Sat, 01:10: RT @PoliticallyKyle: @AP4Liberty https://t.co/ezhYuP2SXG
- Sat, 01:11: RT @nedwards: Periodic reminder that Elon Musk isn’t smart he was just born rich
- Sat, 01:12: RT @ColouredBraids: Wait this is the full video I mistakenly cropped but still! I can’t believe they did this!💀 https://t.co/dbQl7PI3cw
- Sat, 01:13: RT @LeaderGrev: Scene: a games journalist about to publish a mildly critical article about literally any game https://t.co/EpVPxKDAkF
- Sat, 01:14: RT @davekjokay: the subheading especially has me just ruined https://t.co/KCBljal3IK
- Sat, 01:21: RT @HardDriveMag: days apart https://t.co/ijK2q883Bz
- Sat, 01:21: RT @TLCplMax: Imagine being this insecure about your military service https://t.co/yzb7oirFER
- Sat, 01:21: RT @EduBooth: Unpopular Opinion: Teachers, if you are upset that you only have a 10% participation rate right now....you likely only had a…
- Sat, 01:22: RT @CNET: The FCC issued an order ending the practice of warning most robocallers initiating unwanted calls. https://t.co/IVpnxOcKEE
- Sat, 01:22: RT @HNTweets: Why Restaurants Are So Fucked: https://t.co/HlitdneT01 Comments: https://t.co/45Y73l4ZFP
- Sat, 01:23: RT @Lexialex: Is Elon Musk stuck on a bad LSD trip?
- Sat, 01:24: RT @wbaltv11: 'Scrubs,' 'Desperate Housewives' actor Sam Lloyd dies at 56 https://t.co/gfkvlnKxu4
- Sat, 01:24: RT @eiffeltyler: It is with GREAT pleasure that I announce Georgia is the new Florida. https://t.co/fqxcZCjuP1
- Sat, 01:25: RT @KatiePhang: It’s always intentional. It’s never an accident. https://t.co/21orgVVEbM
- Sat, 01:26: RT @thelindsayellis: https://t.co/VNjxFHpBfH
- Sat, 01:26: RT @Emily_Lykos: Essential workers have questions >Toronto, Canada< https://t.co/V9Am9NMDph
- Sat, 01:36: This happened to a former coworker and I'm just at a loss... :-D (For reference, we're in Baltimore, Maryland.) https://t.co/GXmpBolVj7
- Sat, 01:45: RT @hollywoodscifi: "Where do you keep your Star Trek Enterprise Bridge sets and all your props?" In storage in warehouses and bins in Cal…
- Sat, 01:47: So this is me as a waifu? But y tho? https://t.co/thcfr2TOiH
- Sat, 01:48: RT @BrandyZadrozny: To be clear the reopen movement isn't ONLY anti-vaxx, as I've reported extensively. It's a rat king of anti-vaxx, milit…
- Sat, 01:48: RT @JimSterling: Friend of a friend on Facebook seriously told me to take the Red Pill and “go down the rabbit hole” and I can’t stop laugh…
- Sat, 01:53: RT @dril: reality sets in that im "No longer funny," the dream of being Epicly quoted by funko pop owners for the rest of my life dies unce…
