- Sun, 13:01: RT @LindsayPB: *taps microphone* One thing this crisis should have shown us is that retail workers, logistics workers, healthcare workers,…
- Sun, 13:04: RT @GaborGelleri: I have a travel studies joke but it doesn't go very far.
- Sun, 14:27: RT @Silylphosphine: Love to be constantly reminded that I could use a bank's online options while on hold to fix not being able to access t…
- Sun, 14:32: RT @Poppopsgurl81: The Postal Service is telling Americans to give every ballot 14 days round trip. That means if you want to vote by mail,…
- Sun, 14:32: RT @MARCANDERSONNWO: George Carlin was really ahead of his time and it is a damn shame that he is not alive right now because I would have…
- Sun, 14:33: RT @aewsome: Imagine designing this, the most perfect Olympics logo of all time, and then they have to move it to 2021 😰😰😰 https://t.co/Me7…
- Sun, 14:33: RT @SteveOgdenArt: Who will read it? https://t.co/T0xznnLPAg
- Sun, 14:35: RT @JoshuaPotash: I just want you to know about this Portland protest llama named Caesar https://t.co/eA8eQWl3r0
- Sun, 14:35: RT @humorandanimals: dad : we're not getting a dog also dad : (bluenjy IG) https://t.co/PBUpi8wgYR
- Sun, 14:35: RT @Arkham_tsw: @elektrotal @AlexandraErin The kids wanted juice boxes and pizza parties. It’s why book it kicked ass, because I got a fuck…
- Sun, 14:37: RT @MTGEdChan: @elektrotal @MTGA7510 My bad then, i was confusing millenials with GenZ. https://t.co/FLDI90XzpN
- Sun, 14:40: RT @degenderette: Despite all of the quite valid ways to criticize wotc for being greedy and capitalistic and bloating the market with prod…
- Sun, 14:40: RT @cherryrae: Nothing makes me more /upset/ than people using the word ‘triggered’ to mean... /upset/ 🙃 Being ‘triggered’ is a real, legi…
- Sun, 14:42: RT @gregmlarsen: Me right now https://t.co/XBCtrmOzGg
- Sun, 14:45: RT @DGlaucomflecken: The US healthcare system https://t.co/j0EuZHAxeI
- Sun, 14:46: RT @kilnfiendpotter: As someone who likes building high synergy decks, Jumpstart is either a perfect dream or a clunky ass nightmare.
- Sun, 14:47: RT @leighalexander: https://t.co/un88bIqeZB https://t.co/kjAvH7yu17
- Sun, 17:00: RT @HPBraincase: #SpousalSpoops! Time for more Last of Us Part 2! Come hang out with @JRSkinnyCat and I as we experience feelings. https:/…
- Sun, 17:12: RT @Invariel: Gearing up for Tetris 99, Paper Mario: the Origami King, and maybe something else. https://t.co/pRKWH6wgQY #TheDriveToGoLive
- Sun, 17:13: RT @wlwdax: kirk was really called out by bones and spock here https://t.co/vTNpxfZPKK
- Sun, 17:13: RT @Zanananan: Time to farm followe... oh I mean to give back to you guys! You can win the Scholomance Academy Bundle. ✅ Follow and Retwe…
- Sun, 17:14: RT @dixonij: This is just some quality content https://t.co/TtMisFZF2w
- Sun, 17:14: RT @armedwithjello: @SoniaSu_ @ogcancerpatient I have a joke about socialised medicine, but Americans won't get it.
- Sun, 17:16: RT @CapehartJ: As poll come out, keep this salient fact front of mind: No Democrat running for President has won the white vote since 196…
- Sun, 17:42: RT @PhilArballo2020: Only you can slow the spread of COVID. #WearADamnMask https://t.co/Mywj7Uhuva
- Sun, 17:44: RT @BeQueerDoCrime: DHS: ANTIFA is preparing for violence 😱 Fascists: discharge a firearm multiple times in Richmond, at the feet of a pro…
- Sun, 17:45: RT @Metro_Goon: Oh no, flying enemies and shield walls. The horror https://t.co/X4Zjm7J3Wx
- Sun, 23:41: RT @howardtayler: So, the automated system which queues up fresh Schlock Mercenary each day is having a bit of whatever passes for anxiety…
- Sun, 23:44: RT @TolarianCollege: The manatees were running out of options.
- Sun, 23:46: RT @Twoflower: Hollywood: We're making a Tetris movie Me: That is the stupidest thing I've ever Hollyood: It's a docudrama about the weird…
- Sun, 23:46: RT @_MateoMontana_: You know who probably doesn’t have 1 case of Covid? That island of people who shoot intruders with arrows on sight. God…
- Sun, 23:46: RT @ferretbuellerIL: jesus: *picks up bread* this is my body. jesus: *picks up wine* this is my blood. jesus: *picks up guitar* this is t…
- Sun, 23:47: RT @alexsteacy: I tried ordering from Alibaba Pizza and a guy just showed up with fourteen tons of raw zinc.
- Sun, 23:48: RT @erikaishii: Videogames are empathy machines. We spend hours interacting with a virtual world as someone else. I wish more people realiz…
- Sun, 23:48: RT @FourWingsGaming: Definitely going to hold on to every tiny milestone. Just hit 60 followers on my twitch. I hit 50 just a few weeks ago…
- Sun, 23:53: RT @Cosmic_Ovrthnkr: Pay Attention.
- Sun, 23:55: RT @JoshLekach: https://t.co/GyHHxH1DyN
- Sun, 23:56: RT @SGroebner: I just found out there’s a creature commonly known as “Ghost Mantis” and it looks a metal as it sounds. https://t.co/8jYq97q…
- Sun, 23:56: RT @RexChapman: Hurricane Hanna - just now - blowing over Trump’s mighty border wall between the United States and Mexico.... https://t.co/…
- Sun, 23:57: RT @zei_squirrel: joe rogan summed up in 20 seconds https://t.co/cN2RYAyXO1
- Sun, 23:58: RT @KBSpangler: I promise you that almost every artist, writer, and creator you follow is freaking the fuck out about money right now, even…
- Mon, 00:00: RT @GU1Duck: Don't get too excited about the Deck of Many Things update that just went out (1.1). I just updated it to work with the latest…
- Mon, 00:01: RT @TheCaitlinRose: My forever vibe is Olivia de Havilland cursing her way through a blooper reel. https://t.co/8P5ApTAQy4
- Mon, 00:01: RT @lizgarbus: Never. Get. Comfortable.
- Mon, 00:02: RT @CNET: Someone call Björk because it's oh so quiet 🤫https://t.co/b8B7YmNPal
- Mon, 01:28: RT @Mistah_FixIt: Hehe... I'm in danger. https://t.co/nRhqqa18nM
- Mon, 01:28: RT @TimothyPShea: I have an interview for a teaching position in higher ed this week! What’s Zoom dress code protocol for something like th…
- Mon, 01:29: RT @dixonij: Absolutely brilliant. https://t.co/ROTv7YT1ZY
- Mon, 01:34: RT @trekonlinegame: I have a joke about Kurland. It's right here.
- Mon, 01:43: RT @alexsteacy: THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT OH MY GOD https://t.co/1IODTIXzfV
- Mon, 01:44: RT @IsobelCarr: Someone doesn't understand what "vegan" means. https://t.co/ZpfM4s101c
- Mon, 01:45: RT @aedison: an entire class of people have confused “my views are slightly less acceptable to young and/or cool people” with “censors are…
- Mon, 01:45: RT @elvislong2000: Grimes is literally the white liberal dating a nazi and they “just dont talk about politics”
- Mon, 01:47: RT @GlennHauman: I have a joke about Tuvix, but a lot of people don’t like it even though I think it’s a sidesplitter. https://t.co/dDVzXgZ…
- Mon, 01:47: RT @ashleyn1cole: Smart girls everywhere are like “This feels... familiar.” https://t.co/iN5IVshGPd
- Mon, 01:48: RT @JonTetrino: Got fed up with the crap horn on my scooter so I bought this old style trumpet horn for the fun. https://t.co/gEn9QdkV7L
- Mon, 01:52: RT @ProjectLincoln: This will certainly hurt Obama’s re-election chances. https://t.co/fadeiPfk3V
- Mon, 01:52: RT @eponawest: honestly when you consider how utterly unwilling congress was to give 9/11 first responders actual guaranteed healthcare for…
- Mon, 01:53: RT @ShadowTodd: What's the punchline to this comic? 1) Calvin is taking "what are you doing?" literally, and the answer is obvious: He's h…
- Mon, 02:37: If you know me, you know that I don't like Trump. I don't think he's doing a good job as President. However, if yo… https://t.co/jiJePyEGCn
- Mon, 02:53: RT @ThomasSanders: Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌 https://t.co/B06VWJGcC5
- Mon, 09:34: RT @Steph56Renee: Folks, Ted Cruz says waiters and waitresses don't deserve $600 checks. Who in the hell made this man a politician? 👠
- Mon, 09:34: RT @KBSpangler: "I refuse to get any COVID vaccine because that's how they track you," they post from their phone, and then check their Fit…
- Mon, 09:34: RT @realCEOofANTIFA: I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
- Mon, 09:34: RT @RosewattaStone: Aminatou, the Fateshifter (art by @SebMcKinnon) #GoogleTranslatesMTG Original: https://t.co/H3NkfCmrHE https://t.co/3…
- Mon, 09:35: RT @cjafterdark: thought her hair was a cake i almost threw my phone https://t.co/Wszt2lxH1D
- Mon, 09:36: RT @KrusperAnims: IM BAWLING THIS IS GREAT https://t.co/hFRPK4B9Vb
- Mon, 09:36: RT @inafutureage: Let me editorialize for a second: the protesters burned the equipment being used to build a jail for children. https://t.…
- Mon, 09:37: RT @accidental_left: https://t.co/34U5kkqnlf
- Mon, 09:38: RT @HerPikaHighness: people: RoDDENberRY wAS NOt poLitCAL, hE waS jUst A huMANist wHO wANted nO rACism aNd tREAt peOPLe eQuALLy me: tell m…
- Mon, 10:29: RT @WakeUpSuper: Why are these videos always “escape your elo” You’re not chained there. Play the game and look at your losses.
- Mon, 10:30: RT @erythromancy: @kognitobeatz this is an excellent way to broadcast to the internet that you can’t fathom how big of a number 1,000,000,0…
- Mon, 10:32: RT @enchanting_kcup: @kognitobeatz ... so ... *tents fingers* I give up my savings and there is absolutely NO poverty and hunger... includ…
- Mon, 10:33: RT @kieronfinn: @kognitobeatz We aren't talking about a few thousand with a few hundred of share dividends every year. Bezos could spend $…
- Mon, 10:38: RT @alexsteacy: I sometimes wish that clout worked more like bitcoin, ie: a major world power could just declare it not real and have its v…
