Michael Moore (admiralmemo) wrote,
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Honey-Roasted Peanuts

Mom bought a huge tin of Honey-roasted Peanuts. I LOVE those things. *munches on a handful and puts on one of his favorite quotes*

Homer: Ahhhh... Finally, a little quite time to read some of my OLD favorites.
Honey Roasted Peanuts. Ingredients: Salt. Artificial honey roasting agents. Pressed peanut sweepings.

Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.

Homer: Steak?

Marge: Money's too tight for steak.

Homer: Steak?

Marge: Err... Sure. Steak.

Homer: Ahh, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers. *drops the peanut* Uh-oh... Something's wrong... *reaches down under the couch* Ow! Pointy! Ewww... Slimey.... Uh-oh! Moving! Ah-HAH! *pulls it out* Awwww... 20 dollars... I wanted a peanut...

Homer's Brain: 20 dollars can buy MANY peanuts.

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: Woohoo! HehehGottaGetIt... *slips and money flies out of hand* Whoa! *slams on floor* Urrr...

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