Homer: Ahhhh... Finally, a little quite time to read some of my OLD favorites.
Honey Roasted Peanuts. Ingredients: Salt. Artificial honey roasting agents. Pressed peanut sweepings.
Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
Marge: Money's too tight for steak.
Marge: Err... Sure. Steak.
Homer: Ahh, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers. *drops the peanut* Uh-oh... Something's wrong... *reaches down under the couch* Ow! Pointy! Ewww... Slimey.... Uh-oh! Moving! Ah-HAH! *pulls it out* Awwww... 20 dollars... I wanted a peanut...
Homer's Brain: 20 dollars can buy MANY peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo! HehehGottaGetIt... *slips and money flies out of hand* Whoa! *slams on floor* Urrr...