"Gimme back my friend, you big sphincter!"
"If I were a giant, alien, reptile bird in a department store, where would I be?"
"Lingerie."
"Not you. The bird."
"Lingerie."
"I think we lost it."
"How do you lose a 20-foot bird in a MALL?!"
"And the tree just ate it..."
"I think we've established that 'Cuh-Caw Cuh-Caw' and 'Tookie-Tookie' don't work."