nce upon a time there has a young DRESSMAKER named NARAHT. He was SLOWLY NARFING in the WACKY forest when he met SILLY LEANDER, a run-away SECRETARY from the STRANGE Queen GIZMO.
NARAHT could see that SILLY LEANDER was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his ILLOGICAL PIZZA. SILLY LEANDER was thankful for NARAHT's PIZZA, so he told NARAHT a very DIRTY story about Queen GIZMO's daughter CHIA RHINO. How her mother, the STRANGE Queen GIZMO, kept her locked away in a FAST-FOOD JOINT protected by a gigantic FERRET, because CHIA RHINO was so HORNY.
NARAHT PLAYED. He vowed to SILLY LEANDER the SECRETARY that he would save the HORNY CHIA RHINO. He would EAT the FERRET, and take CHIA RHINO far away from her evil mother, the STRANGE Queen GIZMO, and MAKE OUT WITH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a PURPLE TORNADO and SILLY LEANDER the SECRETARY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FERRET from his story. STRANGE Queen GIZMO CRAPPED out from behind a COMPUTER and struck NARAHT dead. In the far off FAST-FOOD JOINT you could hear a FART.