Michael Moore (admiralmemo) wrote,
Michael Moore

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Another Meme...

It's the "If you call me ___, then ___." meme!

If you call me Memo, then you know me from online.
If you call me Mike, then you know my name.
If you call me Michael, then you know my name and are being formal.
If you call me Memose, then you are Richard Schmertzler.
If you call me Jim Carrey, then you know me from McDonald's.
If you call me Kelso, then you're that girl that got fired from McDonald's.
If you call me Doofy, then you're one of those guys in that stupid gang that comes in every day.
If you call me Moore, then you know me from Boy Scouts.
If you call me Michelle, then you are jennlee80Jenny trying to be funny and you're going to get called "Jessica."
If you call me Mike Moron, then you're getting a punch in the face.
If you call me "Hey you!" then I'm probably not answering.
If you call me "Meow!" then you're Frankie and you're getting petted.
If you call me anything else, then I'm not even going to know you're calling me.

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