First, I accidentally slept in until 4:20 PM. (Good thing it's a Saturday.) Then, my computer wants to give me a headache. Then, I find out the milk's about to go sour. And THEN I find dead ants in my cereal, AFTER I've already taken 2 bites! (Note: 3 dead ants. Cereal looked fine when I poured it and took the 2 bites. Hey, worst case scenerio: I ate some ants. At least I get protein. ;-)) Finally, I have the start of a cold. Can anything ELSE go wrong?