No, I'm not related to Steve Irwin. *whacks you*
Dolly Parton is my 8th cousin and a very great lady. She is just amazing.
“Hey. Yo. Me. Ehh... SHUT UP! OK, that wasn't for you. That was my computer. OK, anyway, ummm... As Nick was doing... I'm bored! And... Actually, I'm almost exactly like Nick. I'm bored. I should be cleaning, but I'm not. And I really don't care. Umm... And I lost my freakin' book! Where the freak is that...? Oh, here it is. And I'm sitting here, looking... checking the Sev board... checking all types of... listening to Chica's phone post and... all types of good stuff. Have no clue what music Nick was doing, but anyway... *burp* Screwing up. I don't want THAT. Idiot. This computer's an idiot. But what's that say about me, since they say that uh... Since they say that computers are only as smart as you are, so umm... *cough* Though I don't think I could do so many calculations in a second. Uh... Heh heh... Oh... You can tell I'm massively bored. What is this? Oh, that's that stupid thing. OK. Urgh... Call me, if you have my number. If you want it, just e-mail me or instant message me or something... *yawn* Bye.”
Transcribed by: admiralmemo
nce upon a time there has a young DRESSMAKER named NARAHT. He was SLOWLY NARFING in the WACKY forest when he met SILLY LEANDER, a run-away SECRETARY from the STRANGE Queen GIZMO.
NARAHT could see that SILLY LEANDER was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his ILLOGICAL PIZZA. SILLY LEANDER was thankful for NARAHT's PIZZA, so he told NARAHT a very DIRTY story about Queen GIZMO's daughter CHIA RHINO. How her mother, the STRANGE Queen GIZMO, kept her locked away in a FAST-FOOD JOINT protected by a gigantic FERRET, because CHIA RHINO was so HORNY.
NARAHT PLAYED. He vowed to SILLY LEANDER the SECRETARY that he would save the HORNY CHIA RHINO. He would EAT the FERRET, and take CHIA RHINO far away from her evil mother, the STRANGE Queen GIZMO, and MAKE OUT WITH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a PURPLE TORNADO and SILLY LEANDER the SECRETARY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FERRET from his story. STRANGE Queen GIZMO CRAPPED out from behind a COMPUTER and struck NARAHT dead. In the far off FAST-FOOD JOINT you could hear a FART.
“Hey... It's me... I'm bored at work! I'm trying to.. trying to... I've got John on my butt. All the managers on my butt and the owner was here and he was just being... Ugh... Everything was just... Urrr... Hey man. "Hey" Yeah, I'm posting to the Internet from my phone. "Oh, yeah." Pretty cool, huh? "Yeah. That's gangsta right there." Yup. Anyway, um... Yeah, I just... *sigh* I hate this job. Heey.. "Hi." Ahh... See if I can get Mrs. Elenor on here. Hey there. *chuckles* Hi, Mrs. Elenor. Say Hi. "Hi..." OK. That was Mrs. Elenor... OK... I gotta go now. *to self* I need a shave.”
Transcribed by: admiralmemo