Strange Writings of Memo

I've missed several birthdays in my absence, it seems. Happy Birthdays to petergraening, angrysunbird, jugwine, syredronning, coralleane, and queen_of_kithia!

I received a spam from "Elmer Fudd" toting Viagra... Hrm... That big gun must be compensation for something.

Now he's yelling at me because he doesn't want me drinking milk? Apparently, in his mind, milk is only to go on cereal. Weird.