December 19th, 2004

Happy

No Christmas for You!

No Christmas for You!

Some favorite quotes from this:

"How can anyone be offended by a fat guy who gives out free stuff?"

"He rewards the good and punishes the guilty. Kind of like a vigilante with gifts."

"Leave the Christmas folk alone!"

"Keep pissin' Santa off!"

I also love the things he does with his hands and eyes.
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    Sara Groves - Jeremiah
Quark, Thinking

Non-standard Expletives

Does anyone out there use non-standard expletives? I personally do because my personal moral code won't let me swear. However, I find that non-standard expletives can be much more expressive than the standard swear words. You can learn a lot about a person just by the way they get angry. Many of my expletives have "fudge" or "monkey" in them, for some unknown reason. Here's a list of common ones from me:

"Fudge balls!"
"Fudge on a stick!"
"Crap on a stick!"
"Monkey butt!"
"Screw monkey!"
"Fudge monkey!"
"Butt balls!" (I only use this when I'm very angry.)
"Ball head!" (This one is rare.)

So, I'd like to hear some non-standard expletives you use.
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    Pax217 - Fly Away