Michael Moore (admiralmemo) wrote,
Michael Moore
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Non-standard Expletives

Does anyone out there use non-standard expletives? I personally do because my personal moral code won't let me swear. However, I find that non-standard expletives can be much more expressive than the standard swear words. You can learn a lot about a person just by the way they get angry. Many of my expletives have "fudge" or "monkey" in them, for some unknown reason. Here's a list of common ones from me:

"Fudge balls!"
"Fudge on a stick!"
"Crap on a stick!"
"Monkey butt!"
"Screw monkey!"
"Fudge monkey!"
"Butt balls!" (I only use this when I'm very angry.)
"Ball head!" (This one is rare.)

So, I'd like to hear some non-standard expletives you use.
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