I think I was just walking along one day and life decided to jump out of a dark alley, grab me by the throat, beat me senseless, tie me up, steal my pants and wallet, drug me, and ship me off to a back alley somewhere in Istambul. Daggone stupid life... I have no idea what happened. It seems like it was just Wednesday, and now it's Monday and I don't know where time went, except that going through it felt like going through a meat grinder.
I'm going to crash right about now...
*crash*
