Michael Moore (admiralmemo) wrote,
Michael Moore

Only in Baltimore

The other day, on my way to school, I was staring out the window. At one point on Loch Raven Boulevard, I happened to see a small bag. I realized it was filled with weed. (Don't they call them "nickel bags" or something?) Well, that's not the odd thing. The odd thing was that three small brown birds (sparrows? wrens? I'm no good at birds.) were pecking at it. No doubt they were trying to eat the seeds. I could just imagine seeing these three birds getting high sometime later.
Tags: birds, drugs, odd_stories

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