Michael Moore (admiralmemo) wrote,
Michael Moore
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My Dream House

Edit: Add a </tbody> tag at the end of the inner nested table: "Below is a snippet of the blueprints:</td></tr></tbody></table>"
Otherwise, this crap severely breaks any table-based friends pages.

Your home is a

Magic Gamer's Hideout

Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study includes unread copies of various gamer magazines, each purchased for the free demo CDs. One of your garages houses your Hummer, and others contain your H2, and H3... with room for an H4, if they ever invent one.

Your home also includes a roost for griffins. You've never actually seen a griffin, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.

And, you have a pet -- a koopa named "Shelly".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Build YOUR Dream Home!
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