Saw an ant on the toaster. Went to whack it. It crawled underneath the toaster. Picked up the toaster and disturbed about 100 of his buddies. Knocked all ants and toaster crumbs into the sink and drowned their butts. :-) Sprayed around the toaster to kill any stragglers.
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- Michael Moore (
admiralmemo) wrote,
Michael Moore
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Saw an ant on the toaster. Went to whack it. It crawled underneath the toaster. Picked up the toaster and disturbed about 100 of his buddies. Knocked all ants and toaster crumbs into the sink and drowned their butts. :-) Sprayed around the toaster to kill any stragglers.
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