Edit: And now I find out that she's sent me one of the e-mails THREE TIMES!!!!! That's an extra 284K I DON'T NEED!!!! Oh, if I were a less controlled person, she'd be lying on the floor right now.
Edit #2 (which was supposed to have been posted last night, but the computer screwed it up): I quickly calmed down once I got normal e-mail service back (which came back after the deletion of 3 of those e-mails). You don't know how glad I was to actually see spam coming in! *chuckles* Anyway, she's still upset. She was saying, "Alright! I'll NEVER send you any more e-mail AGAIN!" I was like "Calm down... You don't have to go to extremes. All I was asking for was a little common sense here." She said "No. No more e-mail. Every time I send you an e-mail, you complain about it." Well, let's take a look at the types of e-mail she's sent me: 5 or 6 virus hoaxes that I had to reply to everyone on her list to let them know it was a hoax; massively forwarded "cute" things that ask to be forwarded to everyone you know; and now these huge pictures jamming my inbox. She's saying to me, "You're acting like I know this stuff when I don't! How am I supposed to know how big an e-mail is? It doesn't say anything on it how big it is. It didn't jam up MY e-mail box. Why should it jam up yours?" I told her, "You haven't had e-mail for 6 years." She said, "Well, I don't save everything. I read it, then delete it, or stick it in my folder if it needs saving." I said, "I do that too, but you must remember that I've been online 6 times as long as you have. Stuff adds up." I'm glad I have today off from work. I am going to TEACH her how stuff works and where to look for stuff.