My tweets

Tue, 19:55: RT @kevinmax: Behind the Mic today https://t.co/wnxTGrRReR
Tue, 20:14: RT @lukekarmali: This is literally the best thing I've ever seen happen on Twitter http://t.co/QZAiFNT6UG
Tue, 20:16: RT @Papapishu: Twitter rules because you get to see grown ass adults use comebacks that middle school debate nerds wouldn't touch. https://…
Tue, 20:17: RT @PokemonGoMemes: "It means no worries..." https://t.co/kENu2dYbdH
Tue, 20:17: RT @foxmar320: Playing The Unfinished Swan come and chill. Raising money for hospital bills. live at https://t.co/isvTPC5Ikl
Tue, 20:17: RT @MaraWilson: "Ugh, put away your phone for once" *Stops reading about current events and talking to beloved far away family members* "OK"
Tue, 22:27: RT @BastardKeith: Nooooo ooooooone STORMS like Gaston Makes cloud forms like Gaston Disrupts meteorological norms like Gaston https://t.co/…
Tue, 22:27: RT @Kaigetsudo: I dunno it made more sense in my head https://t.co/6kPbonz91b
Wed, 09:39: RT @alex_icon: my parents, at 27: married, with a kid me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a hu…
Wed, 09:41: RT @LunarJade: https://t.co/1GPZTDh4wd

Wed, 09:41: RT @RixxJavix: Eve's largest spaceship brought damaged after hitting telegraph pole #tweetfleet @dirkmacgirk @TiberiusStarGaz BBC https://t…
Wed, 09:43: RT @iPokemonGO: How mad would you be if you accidentally evolved an 11 CP magikarp https://t.co/zhk89YhscS
Wed, 09:43: RT @jennineak: Police in Iran booking a woman for not being covered enough. Police in France booking a woman for being too covered. https:/…
Wed, 09:49: RT @exitthelemming: Radio drama staircase, BBC Maida Vale. Wood, carpet, concrete: three acoustics. Been running up these half my life http…
Wed, 09:50: RT @reddit: Well. Back to work. 📠: u/tombhai on https://t.co/w8L7yLZT7S https://t.co/Fxa9ed0sce
Wed, 09:52: RT @cbsbaltimore: 83-year-old Florida man dismembered by his neighbor’s dogs, witnesses say. https://t.co/BDLvP3eKxm (via @CBSNewYork)
Wed, 09:58: RT @askanyone: There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job. https://t.co/b9YeTqtGCv
Wed, 10:01: RT @CNET: Yes, North Korea's Netflix-style service is actually called Manbang. https://t.co/BQeUbks4Et https://t.co/ys9q6epZmx
Wed, 10:07: RT @CNET: Google's about to crack down on intrusive pop-up ads on mobile sites https://t.co/zwNzS69bhf https://t.co/a8cRTG2mJi
Wed, 10:13: RT @snazzmania: if pangolins had a catch phrase it would be "ok I guess that's fine" https://t.co/5MR3HfR5Fu

Wed, 10:13: RT @alexsteacy: Still streaming, now brewing Canadian Highlander! https://t.co/p39vDgIOTb
Wed, 10:17: RT @existentialfish: Charles Blow 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/LuYAiYyFin
Wed, 10:19: RT @ibogost: https://t.co/KhdfkN5hpK
Wed, 10:20: RT @Dancing_Fighter: #PogChamp We in there. https://t.co/Spq422jWCJ
Wed, 10:22: RT @the_moviebob: I'm not even the biggest fan, but another TNG/DS9-era STAR TREK movie would be a sizable hit now, right?
Wed, 10:24: RT @holly: Laughed so hard I got stitch (via Reddit) https://t.co/ujn3lWmDaX
Wed, 10:25: RT @ChannelAwesome: WOW! Tommy just DMCA'd our interview with him. 2 Strikes now. Gonna be a busy day tomorrow with our lawyer. #WTFU htt…
Wed, 10:31: RT @boukendreamer: https://t.co/VdDEQB7wNh
Wed, 10:44: I'm overloaded... Death, bigotry, censorship, leaks... all sorts of tragedies no longer mean anything to me anymore... I'm just so tired...
Wed, 10:52: RT @GringoBrulee: Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your h…