My tweets

Fri, 20:03: RT @PlayOverwatch: Good fortune comes to those who share. RETWEET for a chance to win $20 in BattleNet Balance! 🐓 Official Rules: https:/…
Fri, 20:04: RT @loadingreadyrun: Today’s CRAPSHOT! Written/shot/edited live on stream this afternoon 😄 https://t.co/ofmPrFZSou
Fri, 20:05: RT @RoboRosewater: Pain of Inertia https://t.co/fP86750aDY
Fri, 20:05: RT @MtGPuzzleQuest: Come back to #MagicPuzzleQuest each hour today & tomorrow to see which card is available to help complete your deck. ht…
Fri, 20:05: RT @DesertGIF: Yowch! Watch This Man Get Hit Right In The Balls https://t.co/ItN7RMNZVv
Fri, 20:07: RT @Silylphosphine: Why is it shocking that anyone would want to work doing that thing they spent years training for rather than be a part…
Fri, 20:09: RT @Graham_LRR: Edited out of the next Sidewalk Slam: a solid 34 seconds of @WakeUpSuper and I blowing our noses. https://t.co/tRsvT67tXc
Fri, 20:09: RT @BenHUlmer: Can you guess who I found based off my glasses ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/AMyjjgdFhU
Fri, 20:10: RT @ArcadiaExeter: @BenHUlmer @katestark based on glasses, no. Based off twitter, Yes. https://t.co/rRhVpYRsgm
Fri, 20:10: RT @DesertGIF: You’re A Computer. Can You Pass The Turing Test? https://t.co/zsVkevUOkO

Fri, 20:11: RT @WakeUpSuper: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING https://t.co/wopWujQTtv
Fri, 22:31: RT @Slade: Normal guy shaking hands like a normal https://t.co/FK4ICDIMv5
Fri, 22:31: RT @apsalar: Can you guess who I found based off my glasses ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/v0wxzdZ0K3
Fri, 22:39: RT @withzombies: Unit tests pass, no integration tests https://t.co/8geAsHgSBY
Fri, 22:42: RT @AnAnimeGiraffe: Retweet to support goth crab https://t.co/6MNaTf8WbG
Fri, 22:42: RT @GalwayAirBnB: When you didn't make the cut at the National Geographic auditions. https://t.co/3A6yu9FiYn
Fri, 22:47: RT @Sosowski: Thanks to the advancement of #VR, indie developers can now have fully motion captured cinematic sequences in their games! htt…
Fri, 22:48: RT @alexsteacy: Hello catte Your sandpaper tongue rasps my forearm Do you seek sustainance? Or to abrade me from this world? Catte pls Pls
Fri, 23:03: RT @LRRbot: "First off, who needs all their teeth?" —Ian
Fri, 23:04: RT @ClickHole: 7 Things You Have To Do When Attending Your Own Funeral In Disguise https://t.co/O05wNkbCAi https://t.co/tUdv5Hjgxq

Fri, 23:05: RT @MaxPlaysMTG: .@Card_Kingdom is always so on-point with their events. This looks so good!! https://t.co/4BX10kKlti
Fri, 23:07: RT @dopurun: https://t.co/UDQqCoMMVF
Fri, 23:19: RT @James_LRR: Can you guess who I found based off my glasses ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/GOpVvCy6G7
Fri, 23:23: RT @CodyJP9412: [Petco] INTERVIEWER: We're looking for a real cat person. ME: *slowly pushes paperwork off desk* INTERVIEWER: holy shit
Sat, 00:28: RT @katestark: Overwatch with @alexsteacy @Slybovyu @RayEffKay & @BenHUlmer! https://t.co/hjwXFvdM3k
Sat, 00:29: RT @thenewstarship: Love this fan art of Captain Picard and Captain Janeway! By kevinwada #FanArtFriday https://t.co/cgD5MUKTI8 https://t.…
Sat, 00:32: RT @bukowski_quote: Some lose all mind and become soul,insane. some lose all soul and become mind, intellectual. some lose both and become…
Sat, 00:32: RT @hourlykitten: Source: https://t.co/bWE88Lcbzg Credit: Official U.S. Navy Page https://t.co/KenKlK870f
Sat, 00:38: RT @adultswimgames: These are the winners of the #DESYNC Prelaunch Event! 1st @DraQu_ 2nd @loadingreadyrun 3rd @Heckbent 4th @DeejayKnigh…
Sat, 00:39: RT @DaniellePepinAI: Here's petition to get Trudeau to not ignore 80+% of population on survey who want proportional representation: https…

Sat, 00:41: RT @realRealDukat: Heading to Star Base 47 on #USSPegasus with Prime Minister Chell earlier today. https://t.co/2etQT5S6AB
Sat, 10:00: RT @DesertGIF: Can You Suggest A Good Haircut For Men With Small Mouths? https://t.co/AiJMxRUBt7
Sat, 10:00: RT @TomEllul: thinking of changing my personal motto to that of the Nsberg Police Department: "No Longer Fucking Around"
Sat, 10:02: RT @DesertGIF: You Were Abducted By Aliens. Will Anyone Ever Believe You? https://t.co/SXVkaSPXM7
Sat, 10:17: RT @dmmaus: Been so hot for so long, hot water is coming out of the cold tap. I’ve run out of hot water before, but now I’ve run out of COL…
Sat, 10:18: RT @TomEllul: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Also 100% of the shots you DO take. Welcome to XCOM, rookie."
Sat, 10:19: RT @AmyTFalcone: Friend: hey can u hang out? Me: no I'm working until I drop dead ~*~the tale of 2017~*~