My tweets

Sun, 22:57: https://t.co/fEQGvOG76X
Sun, 23:02: RT @BraddJaffy: This is amazing. A twitter play in 4 acts — with a breathtaking finale. https://t.co/hSKfAPMAdK
Sun, 23:05: RT @Mega_Ashra: new @MegaCynics comic went up on friday! https://t.co/HXyoyrYCRu
Sun, 23:05: RT @MegaCynics: new comic! https://t.co/tbXw7zoacg https://t.co/M3SiY79Gll
Sun, 23:10: RT @DesertGIF: Do You Cook With These Seasonings Or Not? https://t.co/Wb4TLC4ygu
Sun, 23:11: RT @CatotDay: Surprise Motherf**ker! https://t.co/2YwGKw0NUI
Sun, 23:11: RT @WakeUpSuper: I did a thing where I try to beat speedrun world records, but given twice as much time. Feels like opinions are... divided…
Sun, 23:11: RT @DesertGIF: What Is The Meaning Of Teeth? https://t.co/c9YK9fbtpW
Sun, 23:12: RT @DesertGIF: This Visual Test Will Determine If You’re An Optimist Or A Pessimist https://t.co/srcLZyVuZo
Sun, 23:13: RT @UnarmedOracle: R u h R o h https://t.co/CMGf4WqKfV

Sun, 23:13: RT @RoboRosewater: Silvertic Sliver https://t.co/zAFRpgZKMc
Sun, 23:16: RT @LukasKincaid: Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. https://t.co/1UuB0FEYYS
Sun, 23:18: RT @cbsbaltimore: Chuck Berry had announced back in October he would be releasing a new album this year. https://t.co/aEv133Pfdt
Sun, 23:19: RT @legobutts: holy crap this sign is fuckin with my language recognition https://t.co/MdwrJCu0nG
Sun, 23:21: RT @loadingreadyrun: Going live with a MODERN MASTERS draft! #MM2017 https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ https://t.co/0n5fD5NUEV
Sun, 23:23: RT @tumblrstorytime: boss: did you print the report for today's meeting? me: no but check out these new glow in the dark highlighters http…
Sun, 23:23: RT @barkbox: Day 26: They still suspect nothing. I am close the being fully accepted into their inner circle. Will report back soon. https:…
Sun, 23:23: RT @archillect: https://t.co/YVjqm7oHrK
Sun, 23:25: RT @goodfundies: WATCH OUT THE CLIPPARDBOT IS MALFUNCTIONING https://t.co/RHM6GHTBUt
Sun, 23:27: RT @aishawakatsuki: Dragonlord Silumgar https://t.co/z8vbfWomly

Sun, 23:27: RT @kylekinane: I wish animals could direct an episode of Planet Earth about humans that was all "Look, these motherfuckers don't even WANT…
Mon, 01:04: RT @elgoonishshive: He read the comments - https://t.co/0fKW1L8TtN https://t.co/NijakHCPiG
Mon, 01:05: RT @the_moviebob: Hey, southwest? You realize if you let Trump build that wall, you're going to have to look at the next stupid Banksy piec…
Mon, 01:06: RT @MarioPalush: *Toxic comes on in public* Friend: don't Friend: please Me: https://t.co/qUFZGE65fH
Mon, 01:06: RT @meakoopa: Tim Allen had a show where this hot guy was too kind & disinterested in performative masculinity so we were supposed to think…
Mon, 01:07: RT @Foxhack: @meakoopa @ZestieHorsie Wait, what? I thought the point of the show was that Tim WAS the loser - personality wise, anyway.
Mon, 01:08: RT @Maxmordon: @meakoopa Al Borland, role model.
Mon, 01:08: RT @Rykoshet: @meakoopa @Demios101 Nah, the point was the blustering hypermasculine Tim was the true loser compared to the collected & know…
Mon, 01:10: RT @stephanpastis: One year ago, Foxtrot creator @billamend made fun of Pearls in his comic strip. I didn't forget. https://t.co/NgzduevWHL
Mon, 01:11: RT @DesertGIF: Utter Futility: 5 Tutors Who Failed To Convince My Daughter That Galileo Isn’t Still Alive And On The Lam https://t.co/CRVd8…

Mon, 05:45: RT @DesertGIF: Learn To Loot, Smash Skulls, And Scream The Right Way In Our Protest Safety Simulator! https://t.co/g8AZsV3f5G
Mon, 05:45: RT @elgoonishshive: EGS:NP? Jolly good! - https://t.co/9QEJTIeM4I https://t.co/ett6IQnQKT
Mon, 05:45: RT @alexsteacy: Me: These Nier robots are so cute! Kim: Aw, precious tinnamon rolls. Me: !!!
Mon, 05:59: RT @katestark: lol wut https://t.co/oaYSVYaL0d
Mon, 06:06: RT @ShotgunZen: @ihorner They're trying to figure out how to fix this on their end. https://t.co/qQOKQijU1n
Mon, 06:28: RT @isitluke: Me, absolutely twisted, coming home with a load of swords. Me waking up the next day with a room full of swords. https://t.c…
Mon, 06:29: RT @DesertGIF: Get Loose And Match These British Celebrities With Whatever You Want https://t.co/sj7CE3boYI
Mon, 06:29: RT @DesertGIF: It’s 2:51 A.M. Can You Fall Asleep? https://t.co/jZ8Xdk7GDx
Mon, 06:29: RT @warandpeace: A couple months ago I got @kindelingboy to write down a phrase for me without telling him what it was for. Today, I got to…
Mon, 06:33: RT @Sarkies_Proxy: Started following @__McQueen__ and they auto dmed me. Not sure i agree with their social media strategy. https://t.co/DI…

Mon, 06:34: RT @nmeyersohn: Security's tight at Mar a Lago: "Snuck by secret service to catch this selfie. They might have told us not to go in there."…
Mon, 06:38: RT @_sophocles_: In New York City, these are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. http://t…
Mon, 06:55: RT @qwertee: "Commodore 64" is today's tee on https://t.co/LdSWa6Ss6H ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE! https://t.co/j3vY5jJsPS
Mon, 06:55: RT @qwertee: "Roll Out" is today's tee on https://t.co/LdSWa6Ss6H ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE! https://t.co/jjBOm9fEfW
Mon, 06:55: RT @HistoryInPix: Battleship camouflage 1919. The lines made it difficult for enemy ships to make out its range and heading. https://t.co/h…
Mon, 06:56: RT @idiot: https://t.co/uujqfxUlB2
Mon, 06:58: RT @AstroKatie: Reminder: never make fun of someone who is learning something new. https://t.co/rt7HNcJH50 https://t.co/lEMqHOQagi
Mon, 07:03: RT @conradhackett: How the distribution of income in America has changed https://t.co/RkvXdDiqN3
Mon, 07:07: RT @ClickHole: Nowhere To Run: Jason Chaffetz Just Opened Up His Dishwasher And A Horde Of Angry Constituents Spilled Out https://t.co/IxIA…
Mon, 07:10: RT @NicoleBaxter512: Thank you E news https://t.co/fpve0jjZDY

Mon, 07:11: RT @transgamerthink: *record scratch* "Yeah, that's me. You'reprobablywondering how I got into this situation..." https://t.co/pDjOA7paNP