My tweets

Tue, 20:05: RT @DesertGIF: Are You An Esteemed Scholar Of Bus? https://t.co/qNXsSTBN6a
Tue, 20:05: Usually don't see them next to the highway https://t.co/WRT3yS3BOm
Tue, 20:06: RT @xkcdComic: Email Reply https://t.co/fipJYBg2UW https://t.co/g6jjwVl9kE https://t.co/8ppkWWtjah
Tue, 20:07: RT @loadingreadyrun: We’ve found our Moonbase MkV! …it’ll look better. If you want to get on the wall, moving fundraiser closes tomorrow. h…
Tue, 20:07: RT @RoboRosewater: Sphinx of Bal https://t.co/5Ce7nprYbM
Tue, 20:08: RT @RoboRosewater: Magenatar Cubcier https://t.co/SJ4FJ7zXB2
Tue, 20:08: RT @xkcdComic: Backup Batteries https://t.co/eNiSsz2mF5 https://t.co/pxGw6vAGYN https://t.co/vfcLhnjdc6
Tue, 20:08: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Demons. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/CrIgOmOrGs
Tue, 20:10: RT @wizards_magic: Oh hey there, it looks like we have more #MTGC17 Dragon previews! Say hello to Ramos, and some sweet cards coming back i…
Tue, 20:11: RT @James_LRR: Dear Valve, please hire @DandyGeek to dress your commentary team. I’m worried he may just loose it.

Tue, 20:12: RT @BenHUlmer: We did it guys! Over 3k followers! Thank you so much for your support! Let's keep it going! https://t.co/QQXN7ZYj8X
Tue, 20:12: RT @Graham_LRR: Packing/purging the Moonbase… found @JerPetter’s campaign poster for high school president… https://t.co/UJMgf07GEV
Tue, 20:16: RT @LisettePylant: MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE https://t.co/27rY4QJ1EF
Tue, 20:18: RT @MTGGoldfish: LOL. Cats have protection from Rats. More #MTGC17 spoilers at https://t.co/CaNTaFVhDC. https://t.co/fn74wqBu1V
Tue, 20:19: RT @MTGGoldfish: Mirri gets a new card! More #MTGC17 spoilers at https://t.co/CaNTaFVhDC. https://t.co/vUkzb0Ref4
Tue, 20:19: RT @stealingzen: PAPA JEFF WAS RIGHT THIS IS THE BEST MERCY SKIN https://t.co/PT8JApSJxm
Tue, 20:28: RT @TheOrlandoJones: Well played. https://t.co/V20VQrRoqQ
Tue, 20:28: RT @MTGGoldfish: Seht's Tiger (not to be confused with Seth's Tiger) gets a reprint! More #MTGC17 spoilers at https://t.co/CaNTaFVhDC. http…
Tue, 20:28: RT @russpitts: I guess people needed to hear this. https://t.co/f1m25Gz3KI
Tue, 20:29: RT @IJasonAlexander: Somehow I feel if I wore this suit to the beach, it might be an improvement. https://t.co/7T5NAPaTCe

Tue, 20:31: RT @TheOrlandoJones: This means something... #MadeOJLaugh https://t.co/1yYPHDnrp6
Tue, 20:31: RT @MAGFest: You can now register for MAGFest 2018 along with MAGLabs and MAGWest! Get 'em while they're hot! https://t.co/LbqQbtsumn https…
Tue, 20:36: RT @magslhalliday: That answers that. https://t.co/lgFV0ZjApr
Tue, 20:38: RT @kibblesmith: "How did the Nukey War start, Oldfather?" "Well ..." [I stoke the fire] "It was Hashtag International Cat Day..."
Tue, 20:52: RT @rwxoxo: me deleting the oxford comma from a post so it meets the character limit https://t.co/RkTYwzLyBz
Tue, 20:52: RT @Marsilanding: PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (Bluehole Studios, 2017) https://t.co/wW0wieDHUQ
Tue, 20:53: RT @spitfire: She trained her dog to block her head during a seizure, we don't deserve dogs https://t.co/Vn8W9Ebzwa
Tue, 20:53: RT @PennyRed: I lost my kindle somewhere at San Francisco airport. It's pink. I ask whoever finds it to enjoy the many books and not judge…
Tue, 20:54: RT @DesertGIF: Is Your Feud With The Local Butcher Nearing Its Conclusion? https://t.co/HGutSWeeKU
Tue, 23:17: RT @EyesontheMise: With dragon day done, our favorite cards aren't dragons! But boy do they help you out in tribal strategies! #MTGC17 http…

Tue, 23:19: RT @OfficialTLC: Scrubs 🙅🏾 https://t.co/23kI8jgZun
Tue, 23:45: RT @solmaru: Ever seen a rock hyrax? It's an animal that looks like a modem dial tone is going off in its head all the time. https://t.co/c…
Wed, 04:43: RT @MaxTemkin: We trained a machine learning algorithm to write Cards Against Humanity and it wrote the card, "40 acres of soup, salad, and…
Wed, 04:43: RT @thisisphangs: lol retweet this .
Wed, 04:49: RT @dimitribouniol: Some Chinese USB adapters have a hidden SIM that will send a text message with GPS coordinates to track an unknowing vi…
Wed, 04:52: RT @Takahata101: https://t.co/NZkGedqZVQ
Wed, 04:52: RT @nicolehe: Drag him, Mom https://t.co/k1ctwGBJdD
Wed, 04:53: RT @s0ulshake: "Which ticket was I, a human, supposed to buy?" (I have purchased a tram ticket for a bicycle)
Wed, 04:54: RT @mrdavidwhitley: Friends: The programme you can't remember anything happening in, even though the episode titles say exactly what happen…
Wed, 04:57: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/BbOiBMQCJj

Wed, 05:07: RT @WSJ: America's cultural and political divisions are among the reasons people are staying put, even in struggling areas https://t.co/VTn…
Wed, 05:07: RT @gilbertjasono: @dansjensen They are both the fat man and the little boy. It’s beautiful, really
Wed, 05:11: RT @jamiesont: Yah to opening Twitter and this is all over my notifications again like my very own personal Doomsday Clock https://t.co/w0E…