My tweets

Mon, 21:25: RT @sproutella: The sex roles: top, bottom, and jungler
Mon, 21:27: RT @heartpastels: it's not the one i would have guessed but i'm really glad they went with it honestly https://t.co/ovK4G7Dnh6
Mon, 21:30: RT @hitstreak: Hey @UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment. Had to call maintenan…
Mon, 21:38: RT @DanTwoHundred: Programmers: Always use descriptive variable names Mathematicians: Single letter variable names always, ideally from obs…
Mon, 21:38: RT @LauraisLate: As you can see, the difference between the ps4 and pc version of metal gear is that Snake can't see on the ps4 https://t.c…
Mon, 21:40: RT @mrphlip: @AdmiralMemo @Graham_LRR @LRRMtG I did that research before, I'm pretty confident all these dates are correct. https://t.co/Cf…
Mon, 21:47: RT @scalzi: Athena: My university has a juggling club. Me: It takes a lot of balls to be in that club. Athena: https://t.co/udoWp1IHu9
Mon, 22:21: RT @sergeyager: Me: why does everything hurt? Jo: pretty sure you haven't eaten or had coffee since 10am Me: ... Jo: ... Me: 😖
Mon, 22:22: RT @USHlTEN: We in 2017 while nordic countries are in 3017 https://t.co/VKOAKQE59u
Mon, 22:25: RT @cbsbaltimore: Over the holiday weekend, police have been teaming up to crack down on illegal dirt bike riders from Baltimore to DC http…

Mon, 22:25: RT @OFalafel: Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing https://t.co/daiG0lVqjw
Mon, 22:26: RT @noahaustinpaul: this is the funniest wrong number text i've ever gotten https://t.co/7YytenaVM9
Mon, 22:26: RT @Hot_Pockette: i made a cursed image https://t.co/SSuLmNFVke
Mon, 22:27: RT @ldottxt: Holy mother of god this bag of jerky says THE POUNDER on it https://t.co/b0XjRYcVao
Tue, 00:12: RT @mrphlip: My coworker is doing a Uni assignment on UX, so I linked him this. Always happy to help a friend's academic success. https://t…
Tue, 00:17: RT @sdw: I label increasingly nonsensical images with ‘UI’ and ‘UX’ and hope they get used in serious presentations https://t.co/tDJgRp6CO5
Tue, 00:18: RT @arandomlyne: @E_Hentai_TXT https://t.co/2RxhyTnYZ2
Tue, 00:19: RT @BadAstronomer: Cripes, this planet. RT @JPMajor: Image of beautiful and giant #Jupiter from @NASAJuno acquired on Sept. 1, 2017 https:/…
Tue, 09:44: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/ZnEarVHv8Q