My tweets

Sat, 21:02: RT @LRRbot: "You know, I come here to get AWAY from Kim's puns..." —Alex
Sat, 21:03: RT @loadingreadyrun: Owing to a (deeply irritating) technical error, this week’s Feed Dump has been lost to the aether 😔 We’ll get a new o…
Sat, 21:08: RT @LRRbot: "We can't screw this up! I screwed it up!" —Beej
Sat, 21:10: RT @SimonNRicketts: This guy’s daughters write a newspaper for their cat to read while it’s on the litter tray. (via https://t.co/NLctxtNai…
Sat, 21:12: RT @TonyFratto: I can’t believe “deported veterans” is an actual phrase. https://t.co/IV4UeaO3Do
Sat, 21:14: RT @JoshMLabelle: Twitter in 2012: haha this guy's tweeting shit his dad says Twitter in 2017: this website is the nightmare anvil upon wh…
Sat, 21:14: RT @DB_VST: Remember when High DenglerVision from @Dracogen was the new hotness? We sure do! Enjoy the DB6 Time-lapse: https://t.co/azwp9R…
Sat, 21:15: RT @tweetsoutloud: Pro tip: don't ask for a response on LinkedIn https://t.co/3emFRU4Jcv
Sat, 21:18: RT @AgniBankai: I almost threw my phone. https://t.co/tltjZEFdQ8
Sun, 04:46: RT @tvtropes: Tattoo as Character Type https://t.co/cu2S9FXaAD Credit: https://t.co/mvt6X04Mx6 https://t.co/yjO8iIf097

Sun, 04:47: RT @calamityjamie: I won’t be at Desert Bus this year: https://t.co/JGXOhXs99q
Sun, 04:51: RT @TheManaSource: Hey streamers, If you think women are stealing your views and success solely because of their boobs, I have news for yo…
Sun, 04:56: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/KpctPS9AOn
Sun, 04:56: @alexsteacy @UnarmedOracle https://t.co/6U4KgqZMdR
Sun, 05:05: Good thread, but it just makes my life as an autistic person that much harder. :-( https://t.co/NsmcD7BHZO
Sun, 05:11: @legobutts Just woke up from a dream where you and I were sharing a cabin in the woods at a church retreat. What the heck, brain?
Sun, 05:11: RT @trybest_ebooks: What if I am.
Sun, 05:16: RT @brennx0r: During my career, on three separate occasions, I have been in the position of mentoring a male colleague with the hope of bei…
Sun, 05:19: RT @cyclopsboi: @pkkaos I can't speak to the female aspect of it, but I have run into that in my own career as well. Work really hard and t…
Sun, 05:24: RT @nblr: Microphone embedded in RJ45 plug. Where is your god now? https://t.co/4RLFZ2BoT9

Sun, 05:27: RT @DickKingSmith: Meow Meow Meow Meow Er...meow https://t.co/9BtF1C2gNd
Sun, 05:28: RT @eevee: gosh, i sure love my cat anise! here's a little comic i made about him so you can get to know him too!! https://t.co/6BAGzWXI14
Sun, 05:30: RT @lordratsquirt: Make your own real life version of LinkedIn by throwing business cards in the back of a drawer and forgetting about them.
Sun, 05:32: RT @Curl_E_Brace: following the warm reception of Long Tweets and Long Names it is my great pleasure to announce Long Avatars https://t.co/…
Sun, 05:33: RT @Valkyrie_Lemons: Me: I feel a little sad about a thing. Depression Monster: Hey, I'm just going to move in here and make things 10x wor…
Sun, 05:33: RT @alexsteacy: https://t.co/2lBctFfjNJ
Sun, 05:34: RT @keab42: I remember being shown this new tool called Google. https://t.co/ilP5m2BobJ
Sun, 05:37: I installed Marathon on a Mac SE/30 using a SCSI Zip drive, because it was one of the models without an internal ha… https://t.co/y5HzS2TlEq
Sun, 05:42: RT @ceruleanwax: Please, I beg you TO CREDIT ARTISTS or they will end up like me. I'm feeling like I'm drawing into void, while others make…
Sun, 05:43: RT @EmilyGorcenski: Still trying to come to terms with the fact that I was literally referred to as an 'antifa operative' in a real, actual…

Sun, 05:45: RT @RosewattaStone: Unlicensed Disintegration #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/AeAMuFjnPS
Sun, 05:45: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/tKaMCuxiBy
Sun, 05:56: RT @jimpjorps: really makes you think https://t.co/KvUISHhfn3
Sun, 05:58: RT @yohosiefgc: I'll never forget my old CEO having the literal worst book I have ever seen as required reading to get hired https://t.co/J…
Sun, 06:54: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/F9YNNMDMno
Sun, 06:55: @sergeyager https://t.co/WWJAmTHdzt
Sun, 08:30: RT @radkickflips: whoever deleted my god damn wikipedia article for skateboard park tycoon world tour of 2003 we are officially foes and i…
Sun, 08:31: RT @TheMooseTetrino: After a year of ownership @The_Potato_Cat's laptop receives a much needed speed boost today. https://t.co/nKuOmUNgpl
Sun, 08:31: RT @mikilanguages: "Machines will soon make human translators obsolete, so why bother to learn a language?" I present to you: https://t.co…
Sun, 08:34: RT @VorthosMike: You have 280 characters, you have space to do so. Credit artists you clown. https://t.co/Yu9Z13Y5yJ

Sun, 08:37: RT @Naomi_D_Harvey: Dogs aren't colour blind. They actually have dichromatic colour vision (as opposed to our trichromatic) similar to peop…
Sun, 08:50: RT @rstevens: so @Theremina pointed out that my display name farts upon twitter’s verification system and now that is canon https://t.co/9Z…
Sun, 08:51: RT @Dutchtica: Dutch Prince owns over a hundred homes in Amsterdam, all uninhabited, to make profit later. Abolish the monarchy Eat the ri…
Sun, 08:59: RT @majtague: OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER? https://t.co/Fc041Bofkk
Sun, 10:04: RT @BoringEnormous: When you lied on your CV about having previous childcare experience. https://t.co/LDMwhv5PXi
Sun, 10:05: RT @DOGGEAUX: the strong feast upon the weak https://t.co/6mAD8gHXwz
Sun, 10:07: RT @PP_Rubens: Alas, alack! Depantsed man weeps in distance as crowd of women fight over his trousers. More humor of the Dutch Golden Age b…
Sun, 10:10: RT @YvetteKopp: @mattwhitlockPM @akabeth10 @tanehisicoates I am with Maya Angelou. She has asked all people not to use this derogatory word…
Sun, 10:10: RT @campagfan: @YvetteKopp @mattwhitlockPM @akabeth10 @tanehisicoates That's what I tell my 18 year old daughter. It's just not acceptable…
Sun, 10:13: RT @LovelySurrender: @luke184lisa @mattwhitlockPM @tanehisicoates THANK YOU!! Why are we the only racial group embracing a slur in the 1st…

Sun, 10:15: RT @Nicole_in_DC: @Intilleque @mattwhitlockPM @Savvy_Mcfly99 @tanehisicoates Because often the moment you tell people they can't do somethi…
Sun, 10:26: RT @MrHicks86: @mattwhitlockPM @tanehisicoates Why not adopt terminology that is okay for everyone to use; brother, sister, and family? Ar…
Sun, 10:31: RT @johnabates: 30 minutes until we resume our adventures in Storm King's Thunder over at https://t.co/aIzN2We0Xh
Sun, 10:32: RT @IL0VEthe80s: When you hear somebody’s been saying the 80s were shit... https://t.co/fFOm0XpzdN
Sun, 10:33: RT @web_goddess: Read a comment this morning stating that Maker culture is 80% male and had to laugh. Only if you discount the millions of…
Sun, 10:35: RT @RozRBentley: As seen just now on Peachtree Street... https://t.co/N2UOXfaTsP
Sun, 11:09: RT @JRSkinnyCat: *Every time* after I bathe/shower, she meows cries of desperation and reaches up to be put on my shoulder https://t.co/xBD…
Sun, 11:10: RT @ezraklein: No one will win in 2018 or 2020 by trying to convert the most hardcore of Trump supporters. That isn’t how elections are won…
Sun, 11:11: RT @DragonEmojis: @pcgamer where my man bathtub geralt at