My tweets

Wed, 13:28: RT @xkcdComic: Self-Driving Car Milestones https://t.co/qsTDRvt20A https://t.co/YrRfW6P9Qk https://t.co/5gIs0ue3Bj
Wed, 13:29: RT @BryceElder: Heard a guy talking about Belgian whistles. "A basic website costs 10k, or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistl…
Wed, 13:31: RT @rucdoc: I'M DEBT FREE WOOOOOOOO NO MORE SCHOOL LOANS
Wed, 13:34: RT @dantheshive: "BWA-HAHAHA! Your wedding dress, Princess Peach! HAHA" "White?" "...HA? What... What's wrong with that?" "Oh, naive Bow…
Wed, 13:35: RT @ChrisEvans: So who do I talk to about a Cap/Human Torch buddy comedy spin-off? I’m thinking Planes, Trains and Automobiles meets Parent…
Wed, 13:35: RT @terrycrews: The same guy who runs @radar_online and @NatEnquirer who threatened me with the false prostitute story 1 day after my @GMA…
Wed, 13:37: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Look! https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/o0byiMlBD9
Wed, 13:37: RT @Vinncent: This was technically supposed to be about shark meat but I think they may have struck on a larger point https://t.co/pLSnpRn3…
Wed, 13:38: RT @PrincessRizu: PSA: The phrase "If you do what you love for a living, you'll never have to work a day in your life" is a complete lie. E…
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Wed, 13:40: RT @DesertGIF: You’re A 13-Year-Old Girl: Can You Find A Date To The Sadie Hawkins Dance? https://t.co/yysoGXf3mL
Wed, 13:45: So... I got the idea to look at my Twitter follower list... I haven't actually done it in years, and am not sure if… https://t.co/f7e7Kp9blX
Wed, 13:46: RT @michaelrp: @laurenduca I use this as a guide for all my work: https://t.co/NaaK8sIoTB
Wed, 13:46: RT @gravislizard: god i will never get over the 2003ness of this picture https://t.co/MIONBM7MDJ
Wed, 13:47: RT @gravislizard: i didn't notice the katana until right fucking before i was about to hit send tweet https://t.co/xuHZMK4ELV
Wed, 13:48: RT @MicroSFF: "When I was your age," the old man said, "and heartbroken like you, my future self came to say it would work out." "Did it?"…
Wed, 13:49: RT @mtg_lee: They say don't let your memes be dreams, but what if your dreams become memes? #WotCStaff https://t.co/eCpixZOwWj
Wed, 15:47: RT @KingKool: TV: "If your child was injured before, during or after birth, you may be entitled to compensation." Well, he fell off his bi…
Wed, 15:47: RT @lilyzella: me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell death. me…
Wed, 15:49: RT @volpinprops: SFX friends: “you ever think about moving to LA?” Me: “nope.” https://t.co/qFIsyIuQE8

Wed, 16:09: RT @WLV_investor: Not the typical morning commute... https://t.co/kJIOQeqsIK
Wed, 16:10: RT @MOOMANiBE: Someone claiming that people aren't truly poor if they have an expensive thing you can point to is a general sign that 1. T…
Wed, 17:38: I've reached level 8 as an #Ingress agent. https://t.co/b7E4M8EiDv
Wed, 17:59: RT @LRRbot: "You're the only one who understand me, Dad Cube." —Paul
Wed, 17:59: RT @DesertGIF: Can You Spot The Added Sugar In These Ingredients Lists? https://t.co/ZZhIMlCO6H
Wed, 18:00: RT @azninsect: So @Patreon charging processing fees per *individual* pledge and *still including* an additional flat fee fucks over small p…
Wed, 18:00: RT @DanielleMuscato: "But I can't afford to pay my employees a living wage! I'd go out of business!" Then go out of business. If you can't…
Wed, 18:00: RT @loadingreadyrun: AAAAAAAAAAA SPOOPGMAE https://t.co/Qa7b04iA0Q
Wed, 18:01: RT @meakoopa: your house is on fire https://t.co/EEiwwSe0WG
Wed, 18:03: @LunarJade Are you still into @ingress or has Pokemon swallowed up that time? https://t.co/XbWqYcJE2o

Wed, 18:04: RT @TheProxyGuy: Reminder if your playgroup lets you use Blacker Lotus while silver-borders are legal. This is what it should look like aft…
Wed, 18:04: RT @aurahack: This blows and continues to convince that Patreon isn't especially interested in having a platform to help smaller, niche cre…
Wed, 18:05: RT @heyjenbartel: RT to save a colorist's life 💀✨ https://t.co/Ygd9jhfLzO
Wed, 18:15: RT @jephjacques: Patreon’s new fee processing structure would be disastrous to creators and donors. Please contact @patreon and tell them n…
Wed, 18:17: RT @kyIerayner: this is the best thing that ever happened to me https://t.co/TTofv56JrE
Wed, 18:18: RT @backlon: Dear everybody who boohoo’d people who were sad about the death of Google Reader and the decline of RSS for news consumption b…
Wed, 18:20: RT @rucdoc: Wooooooo, how will the card recognizer handle the alt art alt rules cards? https://t.co/vJfIAApaSc
Wed, 18:20: RT @wbaltv11: NBA player Enes Kanter spots crucial spelling error in Santa Claus display https://t.co/BWZcJ4WuAF https://t.co/fAg8kjDw3R
Wed, 18:21: RT @NatBurner89: My lungs collapsed. COLLAPSED. https://t.co/ATv5L0kS4C
Wed, 18:26: RT @fightfortheftr: Mark your calendars: 📅 DEC 7: Protest in person https://t.co/OvdNJe0Idh DEC 12: Protest online: https://t.co/AZuawht…

Wed, 18:27: RT @the_moviebob: All my punchlines just tried to run through the door at once and got stuck. https://t.co/Ra2FwjOOb8
Wed, 18:28: RT @alexandraerin: I am not a fan of the change to your fee structures, @patreon. We creators can already take your fees into account in ou…
Wed, 18:29: RT @alexandraerin: @Patreon Patrons are ultimately a form of customer of both you @Patreon and those of us who create, and customers thrive…
Wed, 18:30: RT @alexandraerin: @Patreon But if pledging a dollar now costs the pledger a $1.38, that kind of ruins the beautiful simplicity of the gest…
Wed, 18:31: RT @alexandraerin: @Patreon Yeah, there's a lot of transparency lacking here. https://t.co/YmF1oR0pMY
Wed, 18:31: RT @alexandraerin: @Patreon This is bad, bad news for enthusiastic supporters with small budgets and for new creators with small followings.
Wed, 18:31: RT @alexandraerin: @Patreon Think about the people who are currently pledging $1 to 10 people, who will now be paying the 38 cent fee for e…
Wed, 18:35: RT @byelacey: Patreon is going to start charging patrons a processing fee beginning on December 18th. It will be 2% + 0.35 cents on your pl…
Wed, 18:37: RT @squidbunny: Yo @Patreon the majority of my Patrons are $1 level and they're supporting me the best they can, which I hugely appreciate.…
Wed, 18:39: RT @katiecouric: Just saw this terrifying video from the 405 Freeway this morning. Praying for all the people in Los Angeles and hoping eve…

Wed, 18:50: I'm live on Twitch - Watch me at https://t.co/Z7C5F8yLKU
Thu, 05:43: RT @LRRbot: Mod your legs.
Thu, 05:54: RT @ASmallFiction: Some people see neighboring realities, we discovered. Nothing they saw was ever quite where it appeared. "We KNEW it,"…
Thu, 05:54: RT @katestark: Since the tournament yesterday I’ve been dealing with a sharp increase in trolls both in my chat, on twitter and in my DM’s.…
Thu, 05:57: RT @Graham_LRR: @Druigor @Patreon I’d give them a day or two to react to the CONSIDERABLE blowback they’ve received today. But as ever, it’…
Thu, 05:57: RT @Silylphosphine: @Graham_LRR @Patreon WHAT communication? The only place I've heard about this is on twitter, have received absolutely n…
Thu, 05:58: RT @TPRJones: @DaMullet @Pharmacistjudge @Graham_LRR @Patreon It's that $0.35 per pledge that is the problem. Charge patrons a flat total…
Thu, 05:58: RT @elektrotal: @Graham_LRR @Patreon i can afford it, but i know so many smaller creators who are gonna get washed out because of this. hel…
Thu, 05:59: RT @VancianNotions: @Graham_LRR @Patreon The fact that making one 12 dollar pledge a year is cheaper than 12 1 dollar pledges seems...odd.
Thu, 05:59: RT @ShinyCrochet: @Graham_LRR @Patreon Thiiiiiiiiiiis is rubbish. I see what they're trying to achieve, but not a fan of it. I'm already hi…

Thu, 05:59: RT @MSUHitman: @Graham_LRR @Patreon Yeah like I told @GameOverGreggy I'll have to cut the amount of people I support from 10 at $1 each to…
Thu, 05:59: RT @Ste_Harris: @Graham_LRR @Patreon The fact that they apparently planned to tell patrons about this -one week- before Christmas is coloss…
Thu, 06:00: RT @setralynn: @Graham_LRR @Patreon Wouldn't it make more sense to let creators choose whether to charge the fees on thier end or on the pa…
Thu, 06:43: RT @DesertGIF: You’re A Giant Squid. Can You Fight And Defeat A Boat? https://t.co/Jqh11LYJmp
Thu, 06:44: RT @alexsteacy: See, your knee is your "middle ankle"
Thu, 06:44: RT @allisongallaghr: It's just like that old saying; "Do what you love for a living and the increasingly unclear distinction between your p…
Thu, 06:49: RT @DesertGIF: Only A Gynecologist Can Get 11/11 On This Female Reproductive Parts Quiz https://t.co/FhHyiHEeuN
Thu, 06:50: RT @AP4Liberty: Government, if it is to exist, must be limited to protecting individuals' life, liberty, and property.
Thu, 07:08: RT @beep: i’m at the social media website i’m at the anxiety delivery service i’m at the combination anxiety delivery service social medi…
Thu, 07:08: RT @TrinAndTonic: replace T Swift with T Crews, please. https://t.co/h6V8XoHxrm

Thu, 07:09: RT @jamesinlimbo: "This impact assessment is written on a cocktail napkin. And it just says Brexit. And Brexit is spelled wrong!" https://t…
Thu, 07:09: RT @DesertGIF: Heartbreaking: Martin Scorsese Thinks He’s Required To Eat All Of His Meals Off His Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame https…
Thu, 07:09: RT @PhoenixMelior: US/Canada Patrons: consider bit mining on twitch instead of $1 Patreons. Worst case you watch 20 ads a month, streamers…
Thu, 08:17: RT @Sibanamush: Welp @Patreon , until you get your absurd fees sorted out, & break down fees on pledge pages. I am cancelling perpost pledg…
Thu, 08:19: Dangit @katestark you've infected me... I went to check my phone's battery, found it at 69% and immediately said "N… https://t.co/fneYj5kca8
Thu, 08:20: RT @jonrosenberg: thanks @Patreon i love the new changes https://t.co/AY26E9Ixgm
Thu, 08:20: RT @dorseyshaw: Fixed https://t.co/uUTmyNYBEa
Thu, 08:21: RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: Living the dream https://t.co/qmC1sKyO3R
Thu, 08:34: RT @katienotopoulos: A PR company sent me cookies with 2017 pop culture trends printed on them in that photoprinted sugar frosting. There's…
Thu, 08:38: RT @Nash076: Looks like there's no pure email option. Use @Patreon's support ticket system, then. https://t.co/RVQdpxQiD7 https://t.co/KgCM…

Thu, 08:38: RT @mrphlip: One of the main things I always thought was great about @patreon's design was how it consolidated pledges... if I wanted to pa…
Thu, 08:39: RT @DesertGIF: A Home Wardrobe Is A Thing, And You Probably Have One https://t.co/UqD4ky377O
Thu, 08:51: RT @ladyblovebytes: You take over my bank account for 24 hours, I'll take over yours for 24 hours and we'll reconvene to discuss our findin…
Thu, 08:51: RT @wbaltv11: Gas station installs lights in bathroom to prevent addicts from seeing their veins https://t.co/MiQYbodV41 https://t.co/4wOqJ…
Thu, 08:53: RT @mrphlip: Well, I've sent my two cents to @Patreon. It's past my bedtime and I'm feeling punchy. https://t.co/lfjnSrWh3L
Thu, 08:55: RT @woIgang: that time Chris Hemsworth made his daughter a dinosaur cake (because the bakery couldn’t) https://t.co/K8TAITEco8
Thu, 08:56: RT @acarboni: Remove all gaming journalists who are bad at games. Remove all sports journalists who cannot dunk. Remove all finance journal…
Thu, 08:56: RT @skyintist: So basically 10 $1 pledges is going to cost me $13.8 and 1 $10 pledge is going to cost me $10.64 despite the fact that @Patr…
Thu, 08:57: RT @LadyRowyn: Patreon just destroyed their $1 pledge model. O_O https://t.co/hiYV3WfiGc tl;dr: there's a new 2.9% plus $0.35 PER PLEDGE…
Thu, 08:58: RT @LadyRowyn: Gonna drop this here because I keep getting people saying "but credit cards/Paypal charge fees, Patreon is just passing them…

Thu, 09:01: RT @terrycrews: Broke people —fight in the street. Rich people —sue each other. I’m rich. https://t.co/NWNcQET2qY
Thu, 09:02: RT @loganomics101: Looks like it’s finally time for me to move to LA to chase my dream of being on fire.
Thu, 09:02: RT @Swilua: We taught our baby sign language. This is the sign for "help." You're welcome. https://t.co/i6NkxBf4KP
Thu, 09:03: RT @JimSterling: Talking about the fee changes to my patrons, since it's those using @Patreon that are left having to explain themselves. h…
Thu, 09:07: RT @AngryJoeShow: In the realm of politics no one can talk to each other from different parties cuz for the Dems: 2+2=3 and for the Republi…
Thu, 09:09: RT @wbaltv11: NBA player Enes Kanter spots crucial spelling error in Santa Claus display https://t.co/zeCqj36ouV https://t.co/s8VtFUfAXj
Thu, 09:09: RT @instant_grat: How much of the money you pay on a @Patreon pledge actually goes to the creator? I made a graph to show off the differenc…
Thu, 09:10: RT @instant_grat: @Patreon @Graham_LRR maybe you will find this interesting also

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