My tweets

Tue, 12:03: RT @atragedyoflove: my parents got an amazon echo for christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can’t do. i've be…
Tue, 12:07: RT @doktor_ebooks: Three years from now I will be living under a bridge making games in exchange for pocket change.
Tue, 12:09: RT @justinruff: Just in case I thought I was feeling young, I had to explain to my college-age nephew who Dan Rather was yesterday.
Tue, 12:11: RT @DB_VST: Today we have all the recovered video highlights from Day 2 of Desert Bus 1 for you to enjoy: https://t.co/KjZZK8FAdG See you t…
Tue, 12:12: RT @MtGPuzzleQuest: Receive another free pack from the Masterpiece Collection today in the Vault! #MagicPuzzleQuest https://t.co/b2YAKGky1Y
Tue, 12:12: RT @MagicOnline: 🎶All I want for Christmas is Vintage Cube.🎶
Tue, 12:23: RT @WJZKimberly: JFX is a parking lot right now. Police blocking lanes ahead, near Falls Road exit. #WJZ https://t.co/Im2eV7kdHe
Tue, 12:46: Watched #WonderWoman for the first time last night. Seemed like a decent, if generic, superhero movie to me. I'm as… https://t.co/8hrDZMXXkr
Tue, 16:38: RT @Alatriyana: Dudes, my little brother. As we pass a long row of little trees: Him: Hmm, this must have been an old military base. Me: I…
Tue, 16:39: RT @Oatmeal: that moment when u don't fully understand something but you decide to explain it to someone else anyway and as ur bullshitting…

Tue, 16:39: RT @MtGPuzzleQuest: Nicol Bolas, the first tri-color Planeswalker in Magic: Puzzle Quest is now available in the Vault! https://t.co/qgpYHh…
Tue, 16:39: RT @DesertGIF: You’re Hogwarts’ Only Guidance Counselor. Can You Convince Anyone To Go To College? https://t.co/pKgytLZUIM
Tue, 16:40: RT @katestark: Facebook is only good for reminding me that my cat was once v smol & v v v cute https://t.co/n7bzF2zHGC
Tue, 16:56: RT @thejimsmith: Doctor Who: 5.6m Coronation Street: 5.1m I think anyone who was a Doctor Who fan in the late eighties would agree this is…
Tue, 17:07: RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: They bought their disabled dog some new wheels for Christmas! https://t.co/Ky4rokoKu3
Tue, 17:07: RT @tiltyhouse: It’s Boxing Day, which means it’s time for some fisticuffs! Tune in at 6:00 pm pacific time at https://t.co/7FcrRwVJ1r fo…
Tue, 17:09: RT @LaScaldaferri: A bunch of my family members got Alexa and they yell at her like another child who's fucking with the light switches.
Tue, 17:18: RT @uk_resistant: I think I'd like to host a #gamedev #gamejam to create a game based on the titles of tapes from baby driver, complete wit…
Tue, 17:20: RT @CantWearHats: Join me in just under an hour for a bonus Boxing Day stream! Starting at 7:30pm GMT https://t.co/sXbeHS33rp
Tue, 17:28: RT @tweetsoutloud: For those of you who missed it (and for those of you who want to understand why it looked so cool), the @SpaceX launch f…

Tue, 17:28: RT @wilw: A trolley is speeding down the track, out of control. If you do nothing, one person will die, but if you throw the switch, five p…
Tue, 17:29: RT @Card_Kingdom: Home for the holidays? Don't miss our special Unstable Commander livestream tomorrow at noon PST on https://t.co/y3ypvKVY…
Tue, 17:34: RT @the_moviebob: Do you people have ANY IDEA what it means to be a Democrat from Massachusetts and sincerely thinking "I really hope Mitt…
Tue, 17:40: RT @nigeriansosa: @lebaenesepapii Mans was trying to reach a word requirement
Tue, 17:43: RT @jeffsand: Reminder for 2018. https://t.co/nVu65SXLhs
Tue, 17:44: RT @devoted_pupa: https://t.co/3ZhGDpbEkz
Tue, 17:51: RT @kevinmax: Hi, from us. https://t.co/hrCEscCDRd
Tue, 17:52: RT @alexsavinme: Why Amazon delivers small things in huge boxes occasionally https://t.co/Qhtbnc5g6w
Tue, 17:54: RT @nytimes: A husband and wife were shot dead by a 17-year-old boy they had warned their daughter not to date because of his racist views…
Tue, 17:55: RT @sciam: Emotionally perceptive people might be particularly susceptible to feelings of depression and hopelessness. ❤️ This was one o…

Tue, 17:57: RT @AlexoWatts: My mother, a Leave voter, has just received an Irish passport, thanks to her grandmother's country of birth, in order to ma…
Tue, 18:00: RT @LRRbot: Hit the hole!
Tue, 18:02: RT @sebpatrick: Fuck off, Jim. https://t.co/Nl0hRU5b32
Tue, 18:04: RT @WldMts: this is my favorite scene from earthbound https://t.co/fXEYiRTBng
Tue, 18:04: RT @Fruity2x: To all my friends, I hope you have a very.... https://t.co/ncjF2rvgDq
Tue, 18:17: RT @warandpeace: I just got super busted by my friend Brent. 😂 https://t.co/Zz3jFtCOW4
Tue, 18:18: RT @SusanArendt: *He* thinks it’s cool, so her opinion is irrelevant. I’m super pissed. My dad was the same way.
Tue, 18:18: RT @wiltwin: @gains_tweets https://t.co/MuqS907GbF
Tue, 18:19: RT @KyleKallgren: This nativity set was a gift to my parents before I was born. Been in the family ever since. https://t.co/9x44JpnlrG
Tue, 21:37: RT @LaserbeaksFury: I received a random light in the mail that I assumed was from my brother because it's nerdy, but he says no and now I'm…

Tue, 21:40: RT @baetog_: Who would win? 3 fiery ladies or 1 grisely boi? https://t.co/wTLdCcTxBF
Tue, 21:41: RT @wilw_ebooks: Hey Your nazi users are attempting to use me to fuck a donkey, so I sponsored 25 adoptions!
Tue, 21:43: RT @erinnopsy: If you wear cologne or perfume into an airport/on a plane, we can’t be friends.
Tue, 22:24: RT @UnarmedOracle: The people who run the Lebanese place my parents love seem kind of awesome https://t.co/d4T7QzC0Rp