My tweets

Wed, 17:05: RT @RosewattaStone: Baneslayer Angel #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/ty3qFCrdbU
Wed, 17:09: RT @loadingreadyrun: Our second #LRRRIX Recap! This time with @Graham_LRR, @UnarmedOracle, @Chris_VanMeter, and @MoxReuby! https://t.co/l3D…
Wed, 17:10: RT @elgoonishshive: Playtesting! - https://t.co/mzhdqUj50s https://t.co/in6A0355i2
Wed, 17:10: RT @KyloR3n: rey i have learned the truth about your parents *force-cues music* *clears throat* i will be your father figure put your tiny…
Wed, 17:11: RT @_Mizumi: "Hey, what happened to the d-pad on my controller? Did it just walk away?" "Yeah, man. It downright up and left.
Wed, 17:11: RT @SarahCAndersen: https://t.co/pS9pQz4Zps
Wed, 17:13: RT @Loudwindow: Things that should definitely be used in fantasy: Visually impaired spells. For example, if a mage is blue/yellow colorbli…
Wed, 17:13: RT @Loudwindow: Things that should definitely be used in fantasy: Visually impaired spells. For example, if a mage is blue/yellow colorbli…
Wed, 17:20: RT @carlyhoilman: Teaching our girls that beautiful doesn’t mean “sexy” https://t.co/PRy2OxDy4z
Wed, 17:25: RT @katestark: Happy to announce I've partnered with Humble Bundle! Use this link to buy some games and support the stream: https://t.co/…

Wed, 17:45: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/upJ08YWgMk
Wed, 17:46: RT @panelpulp: https://t.co/ntP2FZNyGk
Wed, 17:58: RT @dubsteppenwolf: *takes a huge bong rip outside the shoe store* well are they https://t.co/gpV13zRLNI
Wed, 18:00: RT @BadBunnyTwitch: Dude praises me for not showing skin I immediately change into a sports bra He says "bitch" & leaves (TITTY STREAMER…
Wed, 18:02: RT @MildlyAmused: MEN: How do we know how to talk to women now? What if they think I'm an asshole? I'm just not going to talk to women. WOM…
Wed, 18:09: RT @charlesv: https://t.co/AfKs0AnSIz
Wed, 18:49: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Dang it, still writing 2016 on my Chex. https://t.co/54oPlnm8B3
Wed, 18:50: RT @Loudwindow: A simple spell like the famous Fireball is different based on the caster's upbringing. Different areas sport their own excl…
Wed, 18:53: RT @FrankthePegasus: Hey! You! Unable to renew that gift sub? Help in these free ways: -Watch! Even a lurk 😊 -Chat! An active chat is more…
Wed, 19:47: Auctioneers rap fire to beats https://t.co/B2wYAPM0HX

Wed, 21:34: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/gDrPsEAE5L
Wed, 21:35: RT @tvtropes: Disproportionate Retribution https://t.co/2PYzr70jqC Credit: https://t.co/mUjUg2xMIp https://t.co/4jVyc14KE5
Wed, 21:35: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/yKGu3X9QSY
Wed, 21:35: RT @ghostgrI: damn smash mouth was right, the years start coming and they really don’t stop coming
Wed, 21:35: RT @Zeddie101: It snowed for the first time in 40 years in the Sahara. So beautiful, snow and sand. https://t.co/2t3Ja3b3qI
Wed, 21:36: RT @SamSykesSwears: A novel has roughly six stages of "done." 1: "I know how it ends, but not how to do it." 2: "I know how to do it, but h…
Wed, 21:36: RT @ihatealexd: "Women didn't grow up on Star Wars the way men did" It's true. Women didn't exist until 2006 when we leapt fully grown out…
Wed, 21:37: RT @fwong: To be clear, getting dropped from "Google Preferred" only means his channel is no longer a "preferred" channel for ads, which on…
Wed, 21:38: RT @MattSmethurst: John Tyler, America’s tenth president, was born in 1790. He has two living grandchildren. Yes, grandchildren. https://…
Wed, 21:41: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/bd0qqPLule

Wed, 22:52: RT @planetepics: A very small dragon... https://t.co/so4r1as2It
Wed, 23:13: RT @misterorange: Customer returned these because while they're NM and we sold as played because of the signature, "my local judge won't le…
Wed, 23:20: RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/8lKNCpQEga
Thu, 07:35: Interesting board state I'm in. Got all 3 of opponent's creatures on Cast Out lock. Opponent has Fraying Sanity kee… https://t.co/ojQ71WGCge
Thu, 07:41: RT @Graham_LRR: You, a mark: Impact is moving back to a four-sided ring, boooo hisss etc Me, an intellectual: shut the fuck up for a sec,…
Thu, 07:42: RT @NOTVIKING: her: i like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms me: [looking down and realizing i only have tw…
Thu, 07:42: RT @SamGrittner: If you feed a writer a La Croix after midnight they turn into a podcast.
Thu, 07:42: RT @LRRbot: "Why do you keep drugging me?" —Graham
Thu, 07:43: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Millennial job: Patreon Millennial unemployment: Twitch Millennial healthcare: GoFundMe Millennial spouse: Amazon Alex…
Thu, 07:44: RT @qikipedia: The odds of being crushed by a meteor are considerably lower (i.e. more likely) than those of winning the jackpot on the Nat…

Thu, 07:44: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/1sK31kv4xk
Thu, 07:46: RT @TheFrankOzJam: There are hidden artists among us. A really good short order cook is one. Bacon's on the griddle, bread in toaster, slic…
Thu, 07:46: RT @mongrelitta: Sorry I stopped talking to u my anxiety convinced me that u hate me
Thu, 07:47: RT @BigGiantCircles: There has been unregulated, offensive content, policy violations, theft, infringement, and abuse on YouTube for years.…
Thu, 07:48: RT @richard_kyanka: WHAT THE FUCK https://t.co/i7vpZbNVl7
Thu, 07:49: RT @cubewatermelon: Yes hello, tech support? Which one of "Captured Cards" do I use to stream my video games? https://t.co/VGt8gwk7mT
Thu, 07:50: RT @ArcticSkyWolf: Guys.. There is a disco ball in this bathroom. I wonder what the big red button does... https://t.co/SfN38ug2s5
Thu, 07:52: @ldottxt https://t.co/0MLI3YMyZB
Thu, 07:52: RT @lufinkey: forcing 👏 passwords 👏 to 👏 expire 👏 only 👏 makes 👏 people 👏use 👏 worse 👏 passwords
Thu, 07:56: RT @PJ_NUFC: Can everyone who sees this retweet this please. My daughter had her speech machine stolen out of the car. Its her only way of…

Thu, 07:58: RT @Graham_LRR: @krisstraub Hey, same! https://t.co/W5jnBJCwFU
Thu, 08:18: RT @khalkeus3d: small brain: using unity's new gui tools large brain: using unity's deprecated gui tools galaxy brain: using a custom tool…
Thu, 08:20: RT @thomaskeamon: I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is belcalis almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started fl…
Thu, 11:18: RT @RosewattaStone: Kolaghan's Command #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/wnz6WH5pOb
Thu, 11:36: RT @RichJimMurph: Dark Souls Remastered (2018) https://t.co/pe3roa2M1x
Thu, 11:38: RT @MicroSFF: "Let's record our wedding vows and 'I do' in a blockchain." "Cool. What does that mean?" "They can never be changed." "Wait,…
Thu, 11:59: RT @wbaltv11: New lawsuit claims Junior Mints has been majorly underfilling boxes https://t.co/i2UNfnWk4F https://t.co/CDErxDQiAK