My tweets

Sat, 12:32: RT @RosewattaStone: Young Pyromancer #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/0bJmx30A4V
Sat, 12:33: RT @MikeLLunsford: Weeb Frasier send tweet https://t.co/kG5EBQ2N6Q
Sat, 12:38: RT @Graham_LRR: Surely they mean “AS we care…” https://t.co/B9R9cBSa6E
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: The other TV's are playing Happy Feet.
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: I don't know why it's saying to go fast.
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: I will find YOU and gut…. *enjoys a relaxing cup of tea*.
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: Open up the year into months.
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: I have to build Zombies around it.
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: I enjoyed it a lot of money!
Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: Come join us in the back:

Sat, 12:45: RT @Memo_ebooks: No we do not work for free.
Sat, 12:46: RT @Memo_ebooks: I'm live on Twitch this year:
Sat, 12:47: RT @paulkrugman: The MTA and the meaning of life https://t.co/6KjLjQlZ8p
Sat, 12:48: RT @MarkTamayoKTVU: Was a little speechless when this guy flew into the picture. Big thanks to this bird for adding some character to the f…
Sat, 12:50: RT @UnarmedOracle: At least two dudes in this bathroom are singing along with “there she goes”
Sat, 12:50: RT @elgoonishshive: *Looks at a bunch of theories* She brought up aberrations and the threat they pose to her family right before saying s…
Sat, 12:50: RT @LRRbot: Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
Sun, 00:40: RT @tvtropes: No Social Skills https://t.co/wlzVUzAtDN Credit: https://t.co/HEJZi1KGww https://t.co/gJB10JulUQ
Sun, 00:40: RT @RoboRosewater: Primal Gnose https://t.co/I4Qd0a18ko
Sun, 00:42: RT @sergeyager: Just got a really interesting judge call: "Judge, what's the power and toughness of my creature?" https://t.co/YJyu0DWZJz

Sun, 00:42: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: I’m honestly more interested in how you could push a world-ending presidential war alert to an entire state by acciden…
Sun, 00:43: RT @Graham_LRR: Must Let Tom Pick Onion Must Let Tom Pick Onion MUST Let Tom Pick Onion Must Let TOM Pick Onion MUST LET TOM PICK ONION htt…
Sun, 00:43: RT @alexsteacy: Yall got any of them special horse meths? https://t.co/c1D9pZFLLw
Sun, 00:44: RT @a_lolbrarian: We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said “this is the earth” one of the kids booed
Sun, 00:46: RT @cubewatermelon: *turns towards camera* Fuck That shit https://t.co/tHGnWdSiLd
Sun, 00:51: RT @bannerite: @jjouvenal Ben Cardin is the incumbent. This is solid Dem seat. No chance Manning defeats Cardin.
Sun, 00:55: RT @yogthos: 2 unit tests 0 integration tests https://t.co/95RoYKy96b
Sun, 00:56: RT @BenHUlmer: Professionals. https://t.co/9YLipCVJfH
Sun, 00:57: RT @DesertGIF: You Are The United Nations Secretary-General! Can You Use The Bathroom For 5 Freaking Minutes Without World War III Breaking…
Sun, 00:57: RT @RvLeshrac: People ask why I don't put more money in a credit union or community bank instead of BoA. Here's why: My community bank sa…

Sun, 01:02: RT @sharkfists: What if AGDQ just... didn't have chat?
Sun, 01:04: RT @TolarianCollege: I know I should probably make a joke about cardboard quality control....but this is actually a really cool mistake tha…
Sun, 01:05: RT @ugsadkid: no offense but adults that get genuinely mad when kids have better childhoods than them are weird "when I was younger we had…
Sun, 01:05: RT @cevangelista413: There's still some good in the world https://t.co/gJHazofJhh
Sun, 01:07: RT @mikeyface: I will throw $300 in on this as well. https://t.co/l8Kvstwgwx
Sun, 01:07: RT @Iron_Spike: Real Talk: Free work WILL get you noticed and WILL get you more jobs. ...BY and FROM people who don't want to fucking PAY…
Sun, 01:12: RT @DesertGIF: Acquire Frogs https://t.co/envODrjUBw
Sun, 01:15: RT @pennjillette: This is a little better picture of me with my buddy and hero, James Randi. https://t.co/Tra2RwFJ3I
Sun, 02:15: @neiltyson I recently saw your interview by @kingsthings where you said you wanted to be buried so you can give bac… https://t.co/LFlD6oWB86
Sun, 02:18: RT @apsalar: Four people in a small bathroom. Not pictured: toilet man. https://t.co/Bq7qdgASNy

Sun, 02:33: RT @TheMikeRobles: Anxiety sucks. Imposter syndrome sucks. Depression sucks. Life... is pretty good actually.
Sun, 02:33: RT @TrakoZG: if a startup can successfully find a way to schedule an emotional breakdown at a specified future date, I'd invest in that. F…
Sun, 02:37: RT @BenHUlmer: When you're working on Loading Time and the gang kicks you out of the room to film a Crapshot. https://t.co/MAi5YddX6x
Sun, 02:39: RT @ThatIsArguable: One thing that millennials don't understand is that if they gave up all of the things that make life worth living for j…
Sun, 02:39: RT @lsv: Me, talking about my daughter: “Her desire to do things vastly outpaces her ability to do them.” @PVDDR “Oh, she’s like a reverse…
Sun, 02:40: RT @jon_bois: just witnessed a bank robbery — but i’m not calling the police. why not? well, it’s simple: it’s only taking place in a movie…
Sun, 02:40: RT @DanRather: I think Hawaii should buy everyone on the islands a drink of their choosing - on the state.
Sun, 02:42: RT @BenHUlmer: Petition to rename Hornet Queen to "BEE-Yonce" https://t.co/a3sxdXgVeE
Sun, 02:43: RT @fodderfigure: I take the occasional swipe at Black Mirror, but no episode has ever been as obvious as this dystopian bullshit: people w…
Sun, 02:44: RT @awtistigfenyw: @NeuroRebel How about a robot to teach managers how to navigate Disability Discrimination and Autism Act?!

Sun, 10:29: RT @RosewattaStone: Sylvan Library #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/z3OjhS8hEV
Sun, 10:29: RT @johnabates: The Assassins might have a better time hiding from the Templars if they didn't have such consistent branding. https://t.co/…
Sun, 10:30: RT @JasonMan811: My dad is in Hawaii for travel... https://t.co/6JXecxuIBt
Sun, 11:15: RT @Mistah_FixIt: "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is widely regarded as a bad mo…