My tweets

Tue, 12:23: RT @BenHUlmer: I'm just so happy with this lil' ol' present from @RoseNightshade <3 https://t.co/uDsPEyQvx1
Tue, 19:30: RT @LRRbot: Don't let the giant pig fall on you when it dies.
Tue, 19:30: RT @EyesontheMise: This is important information. The in-game economy will make or break #MTGArena. https://t.co/YmbKnfg4jk
Tue, 19:35: RT @markpopham: ME: *looking at instagram* ugh. everyone else’s life is perfect. i hate this. ME: *reading twitter* ah. everyone’s life is…
Tue, 19:37: RT @ChurdChamp: my favorite thing about fantasy elves is they live 100,000 years and their personal history always looks like this 100,000…
Wed, 05:04: RT @UnarmedOracle: Does anyone else just keep this picture around for emergencies? https://t.co/kr7IToSiJ5
Wed, 05:05: RT @jetgreguar: fuck off https://t.co/oVKaz40sJ0
Wed, 05:40: RT @MsMinotaur: Masculinity so fragile https://t.co/3blSO3AdOm
Wed, 05:54: RT @terrycrews: “Until Haiti spoke… no Christian nation had abolished slavery. Until she spoke… the slave trade was sanctioned by all the…
Wed, 05:54: RT @Fortune_91: A duck musta been at the door wae a parcel this mornin https://t.co/ObLX5nBOwI

Wed, 06:04: RT @LevineJonathan: WATCH: Sen. Orrin Hatch removes a pair of glasses he's not wearing https://t.co/QXCCb4RHzn
Wed, 08:34: RT @johnabates: So this doesn't affect us because we don't use the YouTube monetization in the first place, but @YouTube just said "fuck yo…
Wed, 08:35: RT @Omeed: As much as I love @Twitch, it’s still a place where racism and bigotry appear far too often. Don’t let it slide. Confront viewe…
Wed, 08:35: RT @matthewmercer: Whenever I receive an anonymous email or see a post wishing I was dead/saying I 'ruined' D&D somehow/am a gutless 'cuck'…
Wed, 08:38: RT @TheAn1meMan: Logan: i'm gonna fuck up the entire platform for my self-gain. Everybody else: no logan plz the new year just started. Y…
Wed, 08:38: RT @GameHogGames: Trying to work but checking up on Twitter every few minutes to see people's reaction to the latest devastating YouTube ch…
Wed, 08:47: RT @JNNewtWBAL: I feel like I should have "kept the receipt" from all the days I had to go to school in bad weather. I could cash-in some s…
Wed, 08:50: RT @zackjspencer: Relatable :D https://t.co/0wHS5WMguk
Wed, 08:53: RT @AceTrainerLiam: “If your channel is any good, getting 1K subs and 4K hours watch time isn’t hard. “ You can’t say this when you’re a 1…
Wed, 09:14: RT @scalzi: I'm still angry that I didn't learn until my 40s that the reason green bell peppers taste terrible is because they're actually…

Wed, 09:16: As I get older, more and more of my life is consumed with thoughts of "Past Me was an IDIOT!"
Wed, 09:17: RT @annakathh: i carried around a wii remote today when i went to a frat party https://t.co/3olFk0Qhn1