- Sun, 06:04: RT @sergeyager: Windows update! I hate you so much. Why do you think I care enough about your updates that I would want you to minimize w…
- Sun, 06:05: RT @RosewattaStone: Flickerwisp #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/dLbSIy63uW
- Sun, 06:06: RT @LRRbot: "'Shartly.' 'No!'" —Ian and Cori
- Sun, 06:08: RT @The_Potato_Cat: She was trying for so long to get into the mop bucket. Now she won't get out. Tank cat ahoy! https://t.co/aBRqQlLMJB
- Sun, 06:08: RT @RobertPicardo: Unidentified bald man wearing hat in Times Square. https://t.co/FcKXFoKsWU
- Sun, 06:11: RT @zackbloom: We live in a post-parody society where it's impossible to invent anything more ridiculous than reality https://t.co/HPGekRKE…
- Sun, 06:16: RT @mcclure111: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring https://t.co/RnwyfRSKDx
- Sun, 06:16: RT @333333333433333: totally didn’t realize Alfalfa died by getting shot in the dick in an argument about lost dog reward money https://t.c…
- Sun, 06:20: RT @swear_trek: that moment you realize how much of your life is spent arguing with idiots on the internet https://t.co/HV36TZj4in
- Sun, 06:20: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/OgqBIzyN6m
- Sun, 06:21: RT @GregTheTerrible: @MiaSteinberg @warandpeace ok https://t.co/Q5OyWqQqWv
- Sun, 06:24: RT @alexsteacy: https://t.co/ACpqL0cT0L
- Sun, 06:24: RT @aestheticsweeb: https://t.co/YMeXra8Hot
- Sun, 06:25: RT @TheMikeRobles: It finally happened. @Oreo made a flavor I will not try. This is coming from a man who’s had just about every wacky flav…
- Sun, 06:25: RT @EmrgencyKittens: 😍 https://t.co/Q2JeOJ0m2K
- Sun, 06:26: RT @rifflesby: typoed "keyhole" as "heyhole" and thought, what if instead of doorbells houses just had a little hole you shouted hey into
- Sun, 06:28: RT @emilylorange: I was getting really frustrated with a painting last night at about 1am so I made myself this https://t.co/5FEkbLkdYq
- Sun, 06:28: RT @lillydancyger: Often when a man says something gross to me on the street I’m too stunned to say more than “ew.” But just now a guy go…
- Sun, 06:30: RT @WeirdLifeRules: "Whenever I order pizza (which is a lot), after taking the food from the driver and thanking them, I turn and shout int…
- Sun, 06:32: RT @dril: eating shit sucks ass. and sucking ass sucks shit
- Sun, 06:34: RT @ReinH: P = NP if N = 1 or P = 0. Where do I collect my $1,000,000?
- Sun, 06:35: RT @_youhadonejob1: This looks like a sick concert until you realise it’s a combine harvester in a cotton field. https://t.co/ZonGgAFFY7
- Sun, 06:45: RT @OJessicaNigri: I just sent an unwanted dick pic I got from a random dude in DMs to a guy asking for my nudes in DMs.
- Sun, 07:02: RT @baltimoresun: After roof collapse, Merriweather Post Pavilion plans to open with new roof in time for spring concert season. https://t.…
- Sun, 07:02: RT @mikerugnetta: People think the Nazis were socialists because they called themselves the National Socialist German Workers Party? Do t…
- Sun, 08:16: RT @Split82: Working on new levels for @BeatSaber. This one is one of my favorites! :) Use headphones. Music by @Sqeepo is excellent! #made…
- Sun, 08:20: RT @pixelatedboat: Me (podcast host): You’re listening to StabTown, a podcast about stabbings. You know what’s better than being stabbed? B…
- Sun, 08:29: RT @mattblaze: Psst, Canada: we’re shut down. No one will mind if a small, polite invasion force comes down this way and takes over as long…
- Sun, 08:35: RT @oohblackdiamond: this is legit one of the most impressive things on the internet https://t.co/tfrG6y3JQn
- Sun, 11:53: RT @RosewattaStone: Master of Etherium #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/yMYqSZ4Iko
- Sun, 11:54: RT @TrakoZG: I usually don't tweet stuff on here regarding health, but I have a pinched nerve in my right arm that makes it feel like it wa…
