My tweets

Sun, 18:29: RT @Graham_LRR: PENELOPE: “hello! mummy daddy, can we [do activity]?” US: “to confirm, you would like to [do activity]?” PENELOPE: “oh??…
Sun, 18:30: RT @DesertGIF: Norovirus Outbreak At The Olympics Is Now Spreading To Athletes https://t.co/3tqzhRcJjs
Sun, 18:30: RT @RosewattaStone: Delver of Secrets #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/MIkz53E88v
Sun, 18:30: RT @pkkaos: For the 10th time this week: "I need to stop arguing with ppl on the internet. They are not holding a discussion in good faith…
Sun, 18:31: RT @dantheshive: Someone brought up Blade and my saltiness about the female protagonist not being in the sequels has been awakened.
Sun, 18:32: RT @RosewattaStone: Swords to Plowshares #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/DrqXHLwfOo
Sun, 18:32: RT @DesertGIF: Can You Help Your Dad Lose His Virginity At The Super Bowl? https://t.co/MP6eOuMgI4
Sun, 18:33: RT @UnarmedOracle: I think I’m being flattered. https://t.co/gn1luFLJWE
Sun, 18:37: Random thought: Why don't non-religious books have verse numbers or something similar? I mean, it's be much easier… https://t.co/zCtTcVJCpO
Sun, 18:38: RT @DesertGIF: How Many Of These Reasons Have You Given Your Daughter For Why Her Iguana Doesn’t Deserve A Funeral? https://t.co/BrJxNpbyv2

Sun, 18:38: RT @ASmallFiction: "I‘d like to return these rose-tinted glasses." "Oh? Why?" "I can't see things clearly in them." "Have you tried othe…
Sun, 18:38: RT @kcunning: I am an experienced developer. I am also googling "How to roll back a git commit" for the millionth time.
Sun, 18:41: RT @LRRbot: "Remember to shine up your Paul" —Heather
Sun, 19:08: RT @petefrasermusic: Where Everybody Knows Your Name. https://t.co/7SFobe0lQB
Mon, 05:47: RT @dantheshive: *Thought while washing hair* Heh. My nose is like a tent keeping water and soap out of my sinuses. *Immediate followup t…
Mon, 05:49: RT @TrueAntitonic: “We notice you’re using an ad blocker. Please consider switching it off.” “Sure thing, buddy!” “...It’s still active.” “…
Mon, 05:49: RT @spacetwinks: doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i…
Mon, 05:50: RT @Nash076: The year is 2018. Ten years after Iron Man, and theaters still empty before the end of a Marvel movie's credits. We have fai…
Mon, 05:51: RT @foxmar320: This username clan combo couldn't be more perfect. Wouldn't you agree @Graham_LRR https://t.co/EldMrUvNR7
Mon, 05:59: RT @DesertGIF: You’re A Giant Squid. Can You Fight And Defeat A Boat? https://t.co/Uaf3CVGCCE

Mon, 06:02: RT @poedamcron: How long were they staring out of that window? https://t.co/uHYojRwm4g
Mon, 06:02: RT @icons: Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my moms car. https://t.co/fdEpokDKX3
Mon, 06:05: RT @nothawkguy: 2 out of 2 human torches successfully redeemed by the MCU https://t.co/Nb19ypNAcx
Mon, 06:05: RT @tweetsauce: 1 = 1! 2 = 2! 145 = 1! + 4! + 5! 40,585 = 4! + 0! + 5! + 8! + 5! These are the only four numbers with this property.