My tweets

Thu, 19:51: RT @wizards_magic: In case you missed it on our Facebook page, Stangg and the Stangg Twin token are making their way into #MTGM25! https://…
Thu, 19:54: RT @DesertGIF: It’s Cute That They’re Trying: The Guys In The Dorky Fraternity Are Really Giving Hazing Their Best Shot This Year https://t…
Thu, 19:54: RT @fawfulfan: Republicans: "BOYCOTT DICK'S!" Women: "Okay. Great idea." Republicans: "Um, to be clear we mean..." *Door slams*
Thu, 19:56: RT @BenHUlmer: SwS is exporting. https://t.co/DztjaCJose
Thu, 19:57: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Yesterday: Wow, it’s so warm I don’t even need a jacket! It’s about time to get the lawn mower out! Today: Well, alrigh…
Thu, 19:58: RT @korvys: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" #MTG25 https://t.co/JJDv7w72bp
Thu, 19:59: RT @loadingreadyrun: We do indeed have an #MTGM25 spoiler card, and we’re going to reveal it tomorrow on LRRMTG! (2PM Pacific @ https://t.…
Thu, 20:03: RT @molotovnight: @E_Hentai_TXT https://t.co/oDLVOaE95s
Thu, 20:03: RT @tvtropes: Glory Days https://t.co/tfn0x5bhc6 Credit: https://t.co/7B6jGeiv8X https://t.co/OSOZTlzr4F
Thu, 20:03: RT @puptum: I have a headcanon that, as a kid, #brigette braided her dad's beard and he just rolled with it ever since. #overwatch #torbjo…

Thu, 20:04: RT @LadyLinzington: https://t.co/u6BkUdRial
Thu, 20:04: RT @JonahZgo: That being said, RT to eternally curse a timeline https://t.co/KVWkRfo9gs
Thu, 20:05: RT @alexsteacy: Oops https://t.co/98ngA9SFCM
Thu, 20:14: RT @IronmanMann: Did Russia interfere with the 2016 elections? (Please Retweet so that a large enough sample can be taken. Thanks)
Thu, 20:25: RT @RheaButcher: When they make your point for you https://t.co/d7INWIB0ur
Thu, 20:27: RT @maudegarrett: Hey ladies - I’m looking at you! Send in samples/links and tell me why you’d be a great fit to join the Squad! 🤓💣 https:/…
Thu, 20:28: RT @Alex_Parker: Today in "how could the internet of things possible go wrong:" I connected an ablation laser to a wifi network.
Thu, 20:28: RT @jamiegraceh: He’s excited. I’m excited. Our parents, siblings, extended family, friends - and you. April 14, 2018 Atlanta, Georgia We…
Thu, 20:29: RT @svblxyz: Hmmm... I can't validate my Domain certificate via #Trustico, it just ends up sending weird curl requests to my server. 🤔😏 Any…
Thu, 20:38: RT @CosmossUp: Newest & Clearest photo of Pluto https://t.co/bhlpeMYTHc

Thu, 20:39: RT @EmrgencyKittens: This is probably favourite photo on the internet https://t.co/1fAZj4rXUt
Thu, 20:41: RT @jpwarren: "Computers yelling Numberwang at each other" is my absolute favourite description of blockchain.
Thu, 20:42: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: This phishing message to our CEO made it past multiple spam filters somehow, but two of my text-matching O365 Exchange…
Thu, 20:50: RT @The_Potato_Cat: All I wanted to do was record how she was watching the mop... She hadn't even touched the wet floor before that https:…
Thu, 20:52: RT @pseudonymjones: so I’ve been playing https://t.co/u8olErEPCC
Thu, 20:53: RT @own___ass: i am trying my best https://t.co/2TIBeKnshA
Thu, 20:54: RT @andylassner: I’m 19 years clean and sober today. In 1999 the thought of a day without heroin seemed unfathomable to me. Anything is p…
Thu, 20:54: RT @baltimoresun: Orioles great Jim Palmer, adopted at birth 72 years ago, discovers his heritage. https://t.co/9NMfhOfml9 https://t.co/33o…
Thu, 20:55: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/dodi1ssNE5
Thu, 20:55: RT @GreyTheTick: Magicians: "Check out my site from 1994. Do you like animated gifs and background midis? Dude, why would you even WANT jpe…

Thu, 20:56: RT @Nash076: Dog: It is food time. Me: It's not. You don't get fed for four more hours. Dog: I have never had food. Me: Stop. Dog: Plea…
Thu, 21:15: Me at work: Feeling good. Got some spoons. Going to get stuff I've been putting off done. Me after slipping in mud… https://t.co/E1JS0SCchU
Thu, 21:15: RT @loadingreadyrun: Can we build a civilization without having to kill anyone? Unlikely but let's try on tonight's ...One More? https://t.…
Thu, 21:17: RT @swear_trek: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE INTERNET IN ONE GIF https://t.co/dK02ZI5hen
Thu, 21:18: RT @FamousCeleb: https://t.co/w5wYwsp4Ab
Thu, 21:26: RT @mradamscott: No WAY. https://t.co/ppDeB3KhDH
Thu, 21:26: RT @daytonward: Wanna get your hands on the entire STAR TREK VANGUARD saga for an insanely low sum? Amazon's running a special promotion al…
Thu, 21:27: RT @neiltyson: Apparently, after his show ended, @FOXTV’s Cleveland went into Space. He now plays an actor named Mike Henry, who plays an a…
Thu, 21:42: RT @jay13x: I'm Serra-tain it's nothing. #vorthos #mtgm25 @mtgdom https://t.co/uXsJIPaDri
Thu, 21:42: RT @This_is_a_dm: BARISTA: what can I get you ME: medium roast please B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhou…

Thu, 21:45: RT @qikipedia: Blind people smile even though they have never seen anyone else smile.
Thu, 21:46: RT @jamiegraceh: 💙💙💙 https://t.co/JNHdKZ1d5x
Thu, 21:50: RT @TheMoatman: Closing my @BankofAmerica accounts is going to feel so good. Your fees are awful and you’re a garbage company.
Thu, 21:51: RT @SlyTQ: PAX EAST BADGE ALERT https://t.co/o77jtfvRsU
Thu, 21:52: RT @moodvintage: Albert Einstein teaching at Lincoln University, (1946). https://t.co/mnyQUyZceP
Thu, 21:52: RT @gritfish: Pro tip: get your artist to do things as layered psds even if you think you won't need them. Trying to get KTALS key art int…
Thu, 21:53: RT @wolvesarekuhl: i can’t stop laughing help me https://t.co/O1F7OZVXsn
Fri, 01:42: RT @ChrisHallbeck: *I’m repairing some cracks in the walls so they can be repainted when the phone rings* My wife: Are you finished yet?…
Fri, 01:42: RT @alexsteacy: Dinner out with some new friends - one of them is a landscaper like Kim and as they were majorly nerding out over plants I…
Fri, 01:42: RT @James_LRR: Just watched a YouTube video where the creator says “That’s a philosophical question best left for the comments” and there i…

Fri, 01:43: RT @EIJIANKH_: You, an intellectual: these are my 5 ocs. These are their names, detailed background, and information on their world and rel…
Fri, 01:52: RT @FalseKnees: That sounds difficult https://t.co/yS3bcndvO4 https://t.co/v5q78CiVkz
Fri, 01:53: RT @Official_PAX: We've completed refunds on PAX East badges purchased by known scalpers and others who violated our order limits, and we'r…