My tweets

Sun, 17:47: RT @Graham_LRR: Yo @Twitch this is barf. Our subs already know what subscriptions mean to us, and there are endless valid reasons for unsub…
Sun, 17:53: RT @detly: alien, writing in notebook: "so what are your greatest fears" human: "being boiled alive. oh, or eaten by wolves." alien: "got i…
Sun, 17:53: RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/99d9siZvwV
Sun, 17:54: RT @LizzieSimmonds1: Lady in public lane: you’re very good at swimming you know.. Me: erm, thanks Lady: no seriously, you should try and…
Sun, 17:54: RT @SlyTQ: I just want my community to know that if you ever receive one of these on my behalf/regarding my channel, I in no way wanted thi…
Sun, 17:54: RT @swear_trek: that’s not the kind of detail an interviewer is looking for https://t.co/v7ODM0oYQH
Sun, 17:57: RT @classiclib3ral: The two most skilled fail men online with the exact same self-own https://t.co/N1C48814C2
Sun, 17:58: RT @StreamerNews: Users are reporting a guilt-trip heavy marketing email sent to recent unsubscribers on behalf of Twitch Partners. Partn…
Sun, 18:01: RT @TheHunterWildTV: I often tell people directly when they sub for the first time that they can UNSUB AND BE JUST AS WELCOME AND LOVED AS…
Sun, 18:03: RT @RANK10YGO: When you like stealing jokes but don't like being called out on it https://t.co/3STd3PZJwV

Sun, 18:06: RT @sarahmendiola: EWWWWW @Twitch please don’t do this. Perhaps goes without saying but you are NEVER EVER required to sub in my channel.…
Sun, 18:12: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/HqVhX7kPI4
Sun, 18:13: RT @James_LRR: This is just amateur hour @Twitch. This is the sort of mistake that can cost you dearly in terms of streamer/viewer trust an…
Sun, 18:13: RT @NWSElko: One of the rarest clouds ever. This was taken over Battle Mountain, Nevada, USA on 8 March 2018. It's called a horseshoe clou…
Sun, 18:14: RT @BBC: 🙌 1 year ago today the world became a better place. #BBCdad https://t.co/Q5I70XxT7T
Sun, 18:16: RT @ronanmcmanus: @BBC https://t.co/81uBA7v4TF
Sun, 18:28: RT @doktor_ebooks: Time to step up my head.
Sun, 18:29: RT @nycjayjay: Ouch. Try looking at your URLs without caps before selecting them. https://t.co/U8aNJoupjI
Sun, 18:29: RT @kumailn: I like @SarahKSilverman https://t.co/wPzAKhq2n2
Sun, 18:30: RT @AmazingThew: so I've mentioned my IRL Job is working on medical-sim/game stuff well today I accidentally created an inescapable advanci…

Sun, 18:31: RT @jnadeau: thinking fondly of this excellent gamer post https://t.co/WFTfBxdhjH
Sun, 18:33: RT @umbrabrae: To all the dudes shit-talking that Jaya is 'old now' and 'you can't take a grandma planeswalker seriously' and that you 'wis…
Sun, 18:34: RT @LunarJade: There are lots of reasons people have to not continue subbing. Please take care of yourself first. I’m concerned this will…
Sun, 18:36: RT @justindkim92: Only three of these are hand drawn https://t.co/glO4zJmEDR
Sun, 18:36: RT @TheOnion: U.S. Military Heightens Security After Another Group Of Precocious Children Sneaks Onto Base To Save Alien Friend https://t.c…
Sun, 18:38: RT @UnicornFrolic: my brother named one of my ocs after a game character, immediately had to draw the oc's near daily struggle https://t.co…
Sun, 18:40: RT @CooldamXbone: This is the behaviour of a psychopath. It is not funny. It is insane, very insane. And if you find it funny, you are a ps…
Mon, 01:59: RT @ChrisJPappa: [Daylight savings] Most people: “I hate losing an hour of sleep.” Parents: “This really messes with my kids’ sleep routi…
Mon, 01:59: RT @sharecats: BUT MOM https://t.co/ffUR2wA4dw
Mon, 01:59: RT @loadingreadyrun: The replay of tonight’s LoadingReadyLIVE! https://t.co/EWlw24W5Lw

Mon, 02:03: RT @0xabad1dea: watching a game with a main quest that mandates following a red glow trail through tall green grass and I'm just, don't d…
Mon, 02:03: RT @tiffany_public: @0xabad1dea who thought this was good design I'm red/green color blind, the images look about the same to me
Mon, 02:04: RT @stephenjmolloy: Me: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi ok…
Mon, 02:09: RT @pixelatedboat: Jim Henson https://t.co/tlIZw94Vsg
Mon, 02:10: RT @DeaExLena: Please enjoy this, the best worst book cover of all time. https://t.co/nCVUGDU3yC
Mon, 02:11: RT @nex3: tiny brain: lol memes normal brain: that's not what "meme" means giant brain: the spread of the internet's definition of "meme"…
Mon, 02:11: RT @PTSDGuts: https://t.co/Z8jNBPTDKl
Mon, 02:12: RT @TechnicallyRon: "millennials are killing the print news industry" "TWO PAGES ABOUT KATE'S FINGERS" "sir maybe we should..." "TWO. FUCKI…
Mon, 02:13: RT @0xabad1dea: you can see clearly the exact moment someone got fed up with their coworker and sat down to figure out a technical solution…
Mon, 02:13: RT @UnburntWitch: hello it is I b̙̙̕u͔̘̕r̦̖͚̞g̛̲̘̲e͕̟͕̯͕͉r͔̬̗̱̜ ̴̼̼̠̥f̰̻a̠̭͕͕͎̝t̷̥ͅh͏̯̪̗e̸r https://t.co/uzlHfW197w

Mon, 02:14: RT @chefmaeda: FUCK YES FUCK YES NICE NICE NICE NICE https://t.co/dbJ5DMZHXt
Mon, 02:15: RT @deathismywayout: A deleted scene from the first toy story film the government didn’t want you to see https://t.co/dgaf3fQ0oD
Mon, 02:16: RT @rodimusprime: In a world of flying heroes and aliens the biggest leap of faith is a black person's favorite TV series being "Friends."…