My tweets
- Wed, 16:41: RT @TheFantasticIan: When your friends start using phrases you say all the time https://t.co/IwwcYuot84
- Wed, 16:48: Have a friend whose significant other broke up with him. After the fallout cleared, he found out someone had been i… https://t.co/JYJQ6uWGEK
- Wed, 16:49: RT @ASmallFiction: "The sword was pulled from the stone!" "Who put it in there?" "Why?" "Maybe we should follow the person putting the s…
- Wed, 16:50: RT @DanaSchwartzzz: ME: lololol can't believe my parents don't understand how to attach a document to an email lolol ALSO ME: what is taxe…
- Wed, 16:51: RT @MTGGoldfish: Oath of Teferi. A little blink and double planeswalker activations. More #MTGDOM spoilers at https://t.co/WLeDbUNTUJ. http…
- Wed, 16:51: RT @TenderBeefsteak: If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits."
- Wed, 16:58: RT @katestark: I had a particularly hard time with a mission in Far Cry 5 the other day. @pogobeta put my frustrations into this wonderfu…
- Wed, 16:58: RT @RosewattaStone: Felidar Sovereign #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/iBhtXgcgoi
- Wed, 21:43: Check out Restream if you want to stream to multiple services at once. @restreamio https://t.co/zCQ3bRk4E2
- Thu, 03:04: RT @EsPyramid: https://t.co/GtBcCKxNdm
- Thu, 03:04: RT @TomEllul: https://t.co/ZYZnhirsGy
- Thu, 03:06: RT @africanarchives: Lonnie Johnson, NASA engineer, invented the Super Soaker. He made your childhood hot summers fun. https://t.co/ljjdl8f…
- Thu, 03:06: RT @ID_R_McGregor: My daughter and her friends have grown up to refer to commercials of any kind as "Skip Ads". Usage Example: "I saw this…
- Thu, 03:07: RT @Takahata101: Be like Dwayne https://t.co/r9OKK0nemr
- Thu, 03:07: RT @drakesgurl420: me talking to my cat 5 times a day https://t.co/XldODAfqAg
- Thu, 03:08: RT @McKelvie: https://t.co/dERsbJhyqy
- Thu, 03:08: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “Hey, Barney, what’ll it be?” “I’d like a beer, Moe.” “I’d like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat…
- Thu, 03:09: RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: Someone maxed out their sneak skills. https://t.co/GxhOcMBMyV
- Thu, 03:20: So I finished my taxes today... Federal Return: $75 *frump* State Return: $669 Brain: Don't do it... Don't do it... Me: Nice!
- Thu, 03:21: She seems a little too happy to be arrested... https://t.co/Sp0n5tbvIu
- Thu, 09:32: RT @RosewattaStone: Dissipate #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/CfAukslKhB
- Thu, 09:33: RT @daytonward: April 5, 2063. Only 45 years to go until First Contact. Everybody look busy! #StarTrek https://t.co/Hkf4Lz7NLp
- Thu, 09:34: RT @Simon_Pegg: 🎵I would walk 500 miles🎵 (actual mileage may vary) 🎵And I would walk 500 more🎵 (subject to status) 🎵Just to be the man wh…
- Thu, 09:38: RT @PFTompkins: One of my first thoughts this morning was “All my SpaceXs Live In Space Texas” so I do not know how this day is going to tu…
- Thu, 09:41: RT @lasrina: FIG. 1B: GRAVE GOODS. Archaeologists believe this item had religious significance to early man and was used for ritual purpose…
- Thu, 09:42: RT @AlexisTrust: Women at Rockstar North earn 36p for every �1 a man earns. That is fucking insane. https://t.co/beOT2jinKS
- Thu, 09:44: RT @StarTrek: Happy #FirstContactDay! Only 45 years until the historic meeting. Learn more at https://t.co/oOwuISHVuJ https://t.co/Kx86uJvC…
- Thu, 10:02: RT @James_LRR: I have over 13,000 followers on Twitter now. I could tell you all to go buy a Twix candy bar and I’m pretty confident at lea…
- Thu, 10:03: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/GUCio0WANQ
- Thu, 10:07: RT @parisba: 11 years since Australia’s finest meme #Auspol https://t.co/9MGd59PVKF
- Thu, 10:09: RT @egoraptor: If you burn out as the human torch, you always get a second chance https://t.co/eeF7nhU5Jj
