My tweets

Sat, 19:35: RT @LRRbot: "Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare." —Cameron
Sat, 19:44: RT @Iron_Spike: ...f-fuck https://t.co/cSVceYB98S
Sat, 19:44: RT @PTSDGuts: https://t.co/ZXX5cDvANF
Sat, 19:44: RT @swear_trek: quick summary of all the news https://t.co/6kSGSu38Hp
Sat, 19:45: RT @ParkerMolloy: “Canada also does not have roads.” Can any of my Canadian friends please confirm that you do, in fact, have roads? https…
Sat, 19:45: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/M0X1KVpvLZ
Sat, 19:47: RT @SamSykesSwears: I really don’t think we need a Lord of the Rings TV show. But if it’s a spinoff about this dude solving crimes in Hobbi…
Sat, 19:49: RT @WholesomeMeme: Credit #seebangnow https://t.co/lJNZE5OSoF
Sat, 19:52: RT @DotsRPG: @TychoBrahe Glad you like them!! Download files here - https://t.co/c7rqs02bQv
Sat, 19:59: RT @swear_trek: staff meeting https://t.co/YJOzWtahvI

Sat, 20:01: RT @usefulcharts: Made this chart last year as a Kickstarter award but am now making the image available as a free download. Just right cli…
Sat, 20:04: RT @Gingerhazing: I had no idea there were so many versions of The Proposal poster, this is like a meme https://t.co/k7YlUwjdox
Sat, 20:05: RT @RosewattaStone: Thragtusk #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/vk6JAwRKHS
Sat, 20:08: RT @Steampunk_T: Prosthetic fingers https://t.co/zAmWcG7mhb
Sat, 20:10: RT @OverwatchTXT: https://t.co/O3b69XQ1Gc
Sat, 23:28: RT @tembeep: I have a lot of #startrek opinions https://t.co/Au10b4ClDv
Sat, 23:31: RT @anni_leskela: choose wisely https://t.co/MUMFUDjz3e
Sat, 23:32: RT @RespekMyAt: Imagine a whole Hawk at your front door ready to square tf up https://t.co/7R1Q7hwDRq
Sat, 23:32: RT @SuperRetroid: https://t.co/IyPA4YgQQ9
Sat, 23:34: RT @UnburntWitch: I filled another notebook and had to start a new one https://t.co/pXNiC7LOox

Sat, 23:34: RT @strawberrycocoa: @tembeep Me as a kid: I don't wanna watch the one with the space station, they don't go anywhere! It sounds boring. M…
Sat, 23:41: RT @andgoseek: I first read this passage about three or four years ago and I still think about it regularly https://t.co/aVnYWZQ6he
Sat, 23:41: RT @AwwwwCats: Peach wants to know who is responsible for this sign. https://t.co/aaJyXDwZBC
Sat, 23:43: RT @SarahCAndersen: https://t.co/Tl50NDs7DC
Sat, 23:46: RT @sergeyager: Hi friends, I'm going to be playing some Minecraft at noon PST over at: https://t.co/Ggcv7T7DYT Today's plan: - sugarca…
Sat, 23:46: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Lisa needs braces
Sat, 23:48: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/GwZdK9pQH6
Sat, 23:49: RT @Graham_LRR: Oops whoops forgot to set this live PAX East Friday vlog!! https://t.co/lXOaTnJUyC
Sun, 10:52: RT @Memo_ebooks: I've got tombs. TAKE ALL MY MONEY.
Sun, 10:53: RT @Memo_ebooks: It’s eye is it’s weak spot.

Sun, 10:53: RT @Memo_ebooks: * tried to fight the wolves surrounding a town.
Sun, 10:53: RT @Memo_ebooks: • Users hate when you joined Twitter?
Sun, 10:54: RT @Memo_ebooks: Actually pick your partner's nose and t….
Sun, 10:54: RT @Memo_ebooks: I don't remember this.
Sun, 10:55: RT @Memo_ebooks: Seemed like a tent keeping water and soap out of asbestos.
Sun, 10:55: RT @Memo_ebooks: Somebody once Told me the world is gonna Roll me, I say.
Sun, 10:55: RT @Memo_ebooks: I know what you promised.
Sun, 10:55: RT @Memo_ebooks: What are you serious?
Sun, 10:57: RT @Memo_ebooks: I am now out of the blockchain booths and figured out so….
Sun, 10:57: RT @Memo_ebooks: Slab Swine Chancellor of the days I hate you so much.

Sun, 10:57: RT @Memo_ebooks: “I have to tell people not to eat Tide Pods.
Sun, 10:58: RT @Memo_ebooks: 1m I think I'm meming right.
Sun, 10:58: RT @Memo_ebooks: Anyone want to enable push notifications.
Sun, 10:59: RT @Memo_ebooks: It is easier to cry quietly. Don’t retweet this out of context.
Sun, 10:59: RT @Memo_ebooks: Lololol u nerd <3.
Sun, 10:59: RT @Memo_ebooks: I said, young man, pagliacci's in town/….
Sun, 10:59: RT @Memo_ebooks: Wanted to do it.
Sun, 11:00: RT @Memo_ebooks: What’s a tery.
Sun, 11:00: RT @Memo_ebooks: I was a horrible person.
Sun, 11:01: RT @Memo_ebooks: Like, for reference.

Sun, 11:01: RT @Memo_ebooks: How do we want them? Just not to eat Tide Pods.
Sun, 11:06: RT @AzieDee: If one more white person tells me that “beautiful things can come out of great suffering” I will punch them in the throat and…
Sun, 11:07: RT @ryandouglassw: This white guy on my flight asked a black flight attendant what his ring was made of and the man said “vibranium” and th…
Sun, 11:07: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/EdNYMmLbnp
Sun, 11:09: RT @TheOnion: Sighing, Resigned Climate Scientists Say To Just Enjoy Next 20 Years As Much As You Can https://t.co/ypOMxbko7E https://t.co/…
Sun, 11:09: RT @The_UnSilent_: On April 7th of last year, Trump launched 59 Cruise missiles into Syria, in retaliation to Assad’s ruthless chemical att…
Sun, 11:11: RT @matthewmercer: @chalkboardyoda I am so very sorry. As much as we try to inform conventions of the unexpected size of the community, the…
Sun, 11:16: RT @Mistah_FixIt: I thought about fabricating a "Late For Panel Please Excuse Us" flag or banner for @Graham_LRR but it occurred to me that…
Sun, 11:17: RT @bakerbakerbaker: my roommate got broke up with by text and just disliked the message