My tweets

Wed, 14:07: RT @MicroSFF: We built the Equatorial Railway for would-be emperors, each given a luxurious carriage to call their empire, on which the sun…
Wed, 14:11: RT @MitjaRoskaric: Surprise the Player! #LevelDesign https://t.co/e4lJNy9t1T
Wed, 14:12: RT @rgibli: I keep asking kids what they want to do when they grow up and none have said 'answer emails' there's going to be a ton of disap…
Wed, 14:15: RT @AaronToponce: Identify what is wrong with these pictures. https://t.co/KJ1XgrZI1g
Wed, 14:16: RT @AaronToponce: Setting up my vault. I would like to use the Diceware passphrase "renee-flour-cpu-torso-elms-99th", but password length…
Wed, 14:22: RT @LRRbot: "Of course it looks like a penis, it's a tower, with a capped top." —James
Wed, 14:22: RT @Graham_LRR: Also: apparently he changed in more recent comics(??), but I never knew Venom as an “anti-hero”… He was just a villain th…
Wed, 14:26: RT @LRRbot: The answer to every question is Alex.
Wed, 14:26: RT @RosewattaStone: Compulsive Research #GoogleTranslatesMTG https://t.co/wcE29qYj10
Wed, 14:26: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Good cop: The criminal used this old digital camera but it has a non-standard usb connector. How will we get at the phot…

Wed, 14:27: RT @xkcdComic: Meteorologist https://t.co/yVrw7PHbXB https://t.co/PICxN8WWsT https://t.co/hC3zCk1cgs
Wed, 14:27: RT @loadingreadyrun: A quick reminder that we are actively trying to make use of our Instagram account in a much more meaningful way. We’re…
Wed, 14:28: RT @tvtropes: Benevolent Conspiracy https://t.co/j320RceeCT Credit: https://t.co/CSG1aQ6Wwj https://t.co/z9C87gxQzO https://t.co/2Eir1stzkm
Wed, 14:28: RT @alicegoldfuss: meat telling sand to think https://t.co/FH7Utjx1Mu
Wed, 14:29: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/It6crfVrqt
Wed, 14:29: RT @lilita_yaya: Instead of compensating me, #oldnavy has chosen to pay a large law firm to fight me, and have even asked the judge to orde…
Wed, 14:30: RT @scalzi: Last night, some dude paid for a ticket to see me (which included the purchase of my book, for which I get royalties), waited t…
Wed, 14:32: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: being a compulsive liar is a recognized mental disorder. https://t.co/l5eBKVOlEz
Wed, 14:34: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Interview. https://t.co/p26MB6bviZ https://t.co/FovwVasX01
Wed, 14:34: RT @foxmar320: @Graham_LRR That is an amazing picture to go with the article. :P https://t.co/huJTuybm9H

Wed, 14:35: RT @alexsteacy: Twitter dot com: the place to yell at strangers through a keyhole about a cornucopia of deeply nuanced topics.
Wed, 14:35: RT @katiejrice: Happy to announce that I get to be a director on the upcoming Animaniacs reboot! Can’t wait to spend more time with the War…
Wed, 14:36: RT @dixonij: *screams internally in drill sergeant language* https://t.co/447DuYYFPh
Wed, 14:38: RT @warandpeace: #MyHandleExplained I initially signed up for Twitter in order to tweet out Tolstoy's novel 'War and Peace', by hand, one s…
Wed, 14:46: RT @bwmugi: 思ったこと https://t.co/3PAqakfhhs
Wed, 14:46: RT @sergeyager: Hi friends, Want to hang out and place some blocks? Going live with Minecraft at 6pm PST! https://t.co/09mDmU19q3 Come s…
Wed, 14:46: RT @ryanburkewriter: This Rob Liefield homage is something else. https://t.co/qXddpeixad
Wed, 14:46: RT @James_LRR: I make stuff at this studio called LoadingReadyRun. When you take the first letter from each word in the name of the website…
Wed, 14:46: RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/HImlvk9Bon
Wed, 15:10: RT @kanyewest: Free thinkers don't fear retaliation for your thoughts. The traditional thinkers are only using thoughts and words but they…

Wed, 15:58: So #MyHandleExplained is floating around... Hang on because mine has HISTORY... Wayback Machine set for 1994: 9th g… https://t.co/Gb6ZOgi8zV
Wed, 15:58: RT @ekp: Instead of publishing any more "Why I'm Leaving SF" essays, people can simply tweet the name of the startup that broke them https:…
Wed, 15:58: RT @jennschiffer: world never says “hello” back https://t.co/0xAYM1qpCs
Wed, 15:59: RT @Alatriyana: I mean, he tried to hide it. I guess I'll let it slide since it's his birthday. https://t.co/VnkRaGBPPB
Wed, 15:59: RT @Graham_LRR: I’m so pumped to see how drafting looks/operates in Arena. This starts in ~90mins! (the stream is #sponsored, this tweet i…
Wed, 16:00: RT @redteamwrangler: NEW RULE: If your product or service claims military grade security, you have to specify which country's military you…
Wed, 16:00: RT @BunchesOfBees: If anybody ever digs up some old dumb shit I said I'd like to provide a full explanation: I'm a big idiot and I used to…
Wed, 16:00: RT @DesertGIF: Which One Of The Kids Who I Sell Samurai Swords To Are You? https://t.co/NhBjruKpiS
Wed, 16:01: RT @tha_rami: Things that are work, and should be treated as such with distance, rest, attitude, and salary: - game development regardless…
Wed, 16:04: RT @Card_Kingdom: Our newest @loadingreadyrun button is here! Ask for one when you order #MTGDOM this week! https://t.co/o0BRtwbMlZ

Wed, 16:06: RT @jonbernhardt: if we're not going to tax rich people, we should at least force them to state what they believe a banana costs at the beg…
Wed, 16:06: RT @Kyle_Feldscher: When you forget you have a manager https://t.co/hwnKJkuW0J
Wed, 16:08: RT @cabel: Shout out to the "Curious George 3" animator who couldn't resist drawing this pose for a character voiced by John Goodman. https…
Wed, 16:20: RT @leighmlorien: What you expect when you follow authors on Twitter: Profound thoughts about the writing process, inspiration to get past…
Wed, 16:21: RT @leafwarbler: @leighmlorien @SumErgoScriptum 🤔 … wonders how long before “pedipalps” shows a noticeable spike on the Ngram…heads over to…
Wed, 16:23: RT @Futterish: Heads up. If you are an indie deciding right now to make a battle royale game, this is just a taste of the competitive marke…
Wed, 16:26: RT @MaverickBistro: [on phone to mum] Mum: how's Australia? Me: there's a dingo eating a shark and two snakes are rooting on the beach Mu…
Wed, 16:31: RT @MegaDriveBrad: Since everyone is making the connections and jokes I had to put in my support too #GodofWar #AGoofyMovie https://t.co/8…
Wed, 16:53: Not being able to see Watch & Play this week has put me in a grouchy mood. Maybe a waffle cone can cheer me up? https://t.co/ebAKoeH5f3
Wed, 16:54: RT @Megumugin: Twitter 2018 https://t.co/2A7q0LHaey

Wed, 17:00: RT @BenRickertt: https://t.co/LBCeGW5Xi4
Wed, 17:43: Greatest Post-Host Introduction in the World #twitchclips @zenxfold https://t.co/2iFLq5f7rr
Wed, 23:18: RT @BuzzFeed: Happy April 25th! https://t.co/cPxX1HELqA
Wed, 23:19: RT @LRRbot: Be less on fire
Wed, 23:20: RT @dixonij: Okay #MTG Community... Elon Musk: Urza or Mishra? https://t.co/rfupDnzxyC
Wed, 23:22: RT @ExperienceBeej: https://t.co/GC8fbg2tEf
Wed, 23:22: RT @loadingreadyrun: Here’s a pair of MTG Arena beta keys from the streaming event today, brought to you by Wizards of the Coast! (these a…
Wed, 23:23: RT @Graham_LRR: Did I miss a fucking memo?? > reads about GDPR Oh… cheers, Europe. https://t.co/WEf7IRpDCH
Wed, 23:23: RT @GregTheTerrible: @warandpeace @Graham_LRR oh dear god... I have 70 twitch accounts. *prepares for the onslaught*
Wed, 23:27: RT @dmmaus: Me: Our colleagues tell me you're the expert on this. Here's my problem: [describes technical problem] Co-worker: Oh. I tried…

Wed, 23:28: RT @leinweber: I made a VGP (very good program) that makes it so it looks like I’m typing on slack whenever anyone else is typing, and stop…
Wed, 23:33: RT @korvys: "See what your coworkers are discussing on Workplace" https://t.co/NrTAQ4149I
Wed, 23:33: RT @hannibalburess: https://t.co/086Fkhz8JM
Wed, 23:34: RT @BEGELCATCHERUWU: I'd like to inform everyone that Twitter is so incompetent that they have in fact, shadowbanned themselves https://t.c…
Wed, 23:35: RT @TheWeirdWorld: If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much…
Wed, 23:39: RT @RvLeshrac: Reminder that companies issuing new privacy policies *still do not give a flying fuck about you*, and all of the bullshit re…
Wed, 23:39: RT @paulisci: Congratulations to those of you who had "Microsoft Excel cheers on Wu-Tang Financial's response to Kanye West" on your 2018 b…
Wed, 23:43: RT @Maffewgregg: God of War (2018) https://t.co/wfJZsVS453
Wed, 23:44: RT @billwurtz: https://t.co/r95ayZBXYq
Wed, 23:46: RT @merbunny: fun isn't something you consider when balancing the universe but this... does put a smile on my face https://t.co/ZHSsfWhIQn

Wed, 23:47: RT @sung_minkim: which Instagram filter is this https://t.co/qRKriYjDS4
Wed, 23:52: RT @TaylorACrockett: I accidentally startled this mom at work and she wouldn't stop yelling at me and asked to see my manager. Kids were re…
Wed, 23:54: RT @GuthrumMemeBoi: I made a Extra History Hunger Games and this is what happened. https://t.co/TR8xAi6NS1
Wed, 23:54: RT @UweBollocks: Kanye's attempt to appeal to the Trump crowd resulted in them misspelling his name so many times it's actually trending ht…
Wed, 23:56: RT @jesseringrose: working on a new idea 🤔 https://t.co/umpmM0cheU
Thu, 00:08: RT @ldbahr: There was probably a better way to write this headline https://t.co/MCgzB5pq79
Thu, 00:09: RT @gritfish: I don't mean to alarm anyone but I think Ikea's getting into the video game business https://t.co/dYraDFnfLT
Thu, 00:15: RT @KingKool: @James_LRR When are you going to release a podcast on vinyl?
Thu, 00:16: RT @slowlyawesome: “Oh you like Abjuration? Name three of Mordenkainen’s spells that aren’t Magnificent Mansion” #dnd https://t.co/vqliYNO7…
Thu, 00:23: RT @pkkaos: I wanna buy my own company's shirt but I'm broke af https://t.co/ktHfEdA0v5

Thu, 00:27: RT @LittleMissFlint: April 24th, 2018 FLINT, MICHIGAN HAS BEEN WITHOUT TAP DRINKABLE WATER FOR 4 YEARS!!!! #FlintWaterCrisis #4Years…
Thu, 00:28: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Time to reverse engineer a bunch of twitter jokes to figure out what happened in the past 24 hours.
Thu, 00:28: RT @Dr_Trick: This showed up today. @BatLabels https://t.co/pNzuMZZb5d
Thu, 00:32: RT @Manda_like_wine: My 7yo had £3 pocket money and decided that, more than anything in the world, she wanted to buy this secondhand doll.…
Thu, 05:40: All I know is that trying to follow the Golden Rule has probably gotten me into more trouble than it should have. I… https://t.co/qO5trlNAQa

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